If You Were GuruJi For A Day? - Page 4

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Posted: 16 years ago
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Originally posted by: ronitfan

Yea ..

DM will be mighty happy that he found a jeevansathi for his moti-ben..lol

And then DM wil dance at his baraat as well -

Aaj mere yaar ki shaadi hai

hahhahhaa

hilariouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus sukhs
I can't even imagine DM dancing 😆😆😆 ( even I know RR is avery good dancer ☺️ )
it will be an unforgettable event especially if Santu is with him .
If I were guruji I will tell to :
motiben : women , mind your own bessness and leave Santu in peace 😡 ;
DM : forget dead persons , they are dead and won't come again , and take care of the alive ones . your alive wife needs you to take care of her .
hiten : your father is a good person , a little tough and can't show his love openly but he loves you very much and please try to smile a bit more
Santu : you have to be more active and more talkative to make your DM to notice you and you have to be the old Santu full of joy and hapiness and not this santu always shy and very much quiet .
Pinakin : you have to push your boss always to remember that he has a new wife and he has to take care of her
Baa : DM loves you as a son and not a son-in law so so you have to be his mother and mother in law and encouraging him to find happinss with somebody else than the portrait
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Posted: 16 years ago
#32
^I really liked the last one!

DM- Shaadi ka khushi main aik aik peg ho jaaye?

Tunnnnn guruji :d
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Hahahaaha khoob jamega rang jab mil baithenge do yaar - Pinakin, Guruji aur Bagpiper Soda .. LOLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Posted: 16 years ago
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GUYS TUM SAB PAGAL HO GAYE HO me ye sab read kar ke mera hasna rok hi nahi pa rahi hu 🤣 all frinds are my very funny ........
BRILLIANT 👏mrs. mahiyavanshi
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Posted: 16 years ago
#35

DM;;;;;gussa kam karo apna

sab ko darana band karo ore santu ko kha jaane ki nazro se dekha band karo ........real me kha jaav ........sirf nazro se nahi 😉
SANTU;;;;bohot jadaa rona band karo
ore moti ko jawab dena sikho
ore DM ko apne lambe hair dikhaav kabhi .........fida ho jayega
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Posted: 16 years ago
#36
I can imagine all three of them tunn

DM - Aye Pinakin, Black Label daal thori si.

Pinakin - (Slurry speach)
Thhaabji
-hichki-

Bass karo, warna charr jaayegi

DM - Aye Pikachu...Dharamraj ko nai charti. Samjhi geyo ne?

Guruji - Dharamraj, Piankin sahi chee. Tame boht charh gayee. Aye Piankin, idher laao baatli.

-silence for a while-

DM - Guruji...Shu tame mane prem karu chu?

Guruji - Hiccups-

Piankin - Hun tamene prem karu chu maalik...

-moves forward to give big soppy hug to DM-
-DM simulatenously moves away and Pinakin ends up falling over DMs chair-



Edited by MrsMahyavanshi - 16 years ago
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Posted: 16 years ago
#37
Lol, thank you Santu Do Hazaar Nau Ji :d
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Posted: 16 years ago
#38

HITEN;;;;;tum bhi apen papa ki tarah do saadi karna ........papa ne to aap ki mummy jaane ke baad dusri saadi ki thi .......tum saath me hi karna this is good for u .......tumhe ek nahi do aurat hasaa sakti he ......sudhar sakti he😉

MOTIBEN;;;;;ayse sab pe gussa mar karo .........itna hi gussa he to dance kiya karo good therapy for u ..........aap ko dance karte dekh kar sab yahaa behosh ho jayege🤣
KADAMBARI ;;;;;;;;;;; sambhoo ko pata lo ......tumhe khana nahi banaa padega ........ore aap ke ghar ke logo ki akal bhi thik ho jayegi ......uchi jaat ........choti jaat .......all this things ore tumhari bhi akal thik ho jayegi
CHAMPAKALI;;;;; plz change your cloth s........
MOLIK ;;;;; apne papa ore bhai ki tarah MARD bano 🤣
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Posted: 16 years ago
#39

Originally posted by: MrsMahyavanshi


Le, main to Pinukaka ki direct promotion ki baat kar rahin hun, te tussi ghussa khaa gaye, haww haaye 😛


Promotion! Ise promotion kehte hain? Yeh toh haddi pasli ek karne ka notion hai!! 😛
No wonder Bechara Pinukaka bhagne ka soche! Bhaad mein jaye aisa promotion woh kahe!
woh Jagu ko aisa promotion bhaye ga. Usi ko de do! Honkay!
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Posted: 16 years ago
#40
^Abay araam se Gabbar Singh...

Jispe Motiben meherbaan ho jaaye, uske to bhaag khul gaye, ewain tension le rahay ho. And Jaggu does not deserve Motiben AT ALL! I am shocked that proposal came... :-O

And promotion kyun nahi hai, if you marry motaben, you are ruler of her AND DM...heerin ka bijness hai aglay ka. Kuch to socho...haddi pasli koi aik nahi hoti...

In the words of great Amanullah, beshaq teen baar MA kar le, akhir bechari aurat hi hoti hai...Pinukaka will control her, dont worry. KUCH to seekha hoga from Mr Sexy Mahyavanshi!

Bassssss Pinukaka... ab dair math karo, humay bhi "chol" khilaao iss khushi main!! :p

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