If You Were GuruJi For A Day?

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Posted: 16 years ago
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Hey all,

I have this fascination and love for Guruji. I think the lad is absolutely crackers, and potentially one of the only entities who has more control over Dharamraj Mahyavanshi than anything else (maybe not as much as the portrait!)

...to get to the point. If you woke up one day and found yourself to be Guruji, what would you say or what advice would you give to the following members? It can be as creative and/or crazy and/or unreal of the actual character that you want!

I shall update mine later!

Members:

Dharamraj the Sexy Mahyavanshi
Motiben
Baa
Santu
Pinakin
Hiten
Shashank
Jaggu the Bghair Mooch wala Moocher -_-

Or any others you want now that I come to think of it.
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Who are the following members Rani?

Shall edit when i know who the members are that i have to give advice to as Guruji. I am excited!!
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Hey Sammie, thanks for letting me know tha I forgot to put the members up...

...now they are up!

Pinakin
- Zindagi kay har sankatt se bacchna chahte ho to amawas ki raat ko Motiben ko dinner pe le jaao, Pearl Continental main.

Jaggu - October main Varanasi jaao, November main Hajj ko, December main Israel. Ye sab karoge to shayad Bhagwan ka mood ho jaaye tumhe maaf karnay ka.

Motiben - Sukh shaanti kayliye Chambakeli ka facial karo, apne mulaaym haathon se.

Santu - Dharamraj ka dil jeetna hai to Spice Girls kay gaanay kay steps yaad kar lo.
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Originally posted by: MrsMahyavanshi

Hey Sammie, thanks for letting me know tha I forgot to put the members up...

...now they are up!

Pinakin
- Zindagi kay har sankatt se bacchna chahte ho to amawas ki raat ko Motiben ko dinner pe le jaao, Pearl Continental main.

Jaggu - October main Varanasi jaao, November main Hajj ko, December main Israel. Ye sab karoge to shayad Bhagwan ka mood ho jaaye tumhe maaf karnay ka.

Motiben - Sukh shaanti kayliye Chambakeli ka facial karo, apne mulaaym haathon se.

Santu - Dharamraj ka dil jeetna hai to Spice Girls kay gaanay kay steps yaad kar lo.

Rani, you cracked me up..! this is hilarious.. 🤣🤣
i have to take a few minutes to think up of a few.. i'll get back to you.. not everyone is as creative as you ji..!!
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Posted: 16 years ago
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DM: Dharamraj, agar tum chahte ho ke tumhare kaam mein sankat naa aaye to Santo beti ko honeymoon pe le ke jaana pade ga..!!
Motiben: Tarulata, agar tum chahti ho ke Santo DM ki zindagi se door ho jaaye to tumhen Chamakali ko poore baara haftay tak apni maalkin ka darja dena pade ga..!!
Baa: Baa, agar aap DM ki khushi chahti hain aur is ghar pe shaanti banaaye rakhna chahti hain, to aap ko Santo beti ka ghar paravaish karaana pade ga..!!
Pinakin: Pinakin, agar tum chahte ho ke tumhare maalik ke kaamon me kuch mushkil naa paish aaye, to tumhen maalik ko Santo beti ke aur qareeb le ke jaana pade ga aur saath hi saath Tarulata ko bhi apne vash mein karna pade ga..!!

Jaggu: Jagmohan, agar tum dobara apni jagah wapas paana chahte ho to tumhen Virat ke khilaaf jaana pade ga..!!
i know, i suck at these.. i will try and make my senses work and come up with some good ones later.. LOL..
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Maaf karna par Moti Ben ko date par .....🤣 nahi nahi kehe dou yeh jhooth hai nahi hou sakta

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Posted: 16 years ago
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Haan, I am with you on this one Pinukaka. Pls, no Motiben date for Pinukaka. Tum bhi na Rani!! 😡
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Darr lagta hai ki kahin Moti ben mujey apney vash mei na karley mei tou Dharmpur chod kar bhag lunga ...maalik meri jaan sankat mei hai .............aap Jagmohan jou rakh lou woh kuch bhi karega ...mera matlab moti ben kou bhi ..............jai shree krishna maalik mei chala 😆
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Originally posted by: pksanam

DM: Dharamraj, agar tum chahte ho ke tumhare kaam mein sankat naa aaye to Santo beti ko honeymoon pe le ke jaana pade ga..!!

Motiben: Tarulata, agar tum chahti ho ke Santo DM ki zindagi se door ho jaaye to tumhen Chamakali ko poore baara haftay tak apni maalkin ka darja dena pade ga..!!
Baa: Baa, agar aap DM ki khushi chahti hain aur is ghar pe shaanti banaaye rakhna chahti hain, to aap ko Santo beti ka ghar paravaish karaana pade ga..!!
Pinakin: Pinakin, agar tum chahte ho ke tumhare maalik ke kaamon me kuch mushkil naa paish aaye, to tumhen maalik ko Santo beti ke aur qareeb le ke jaana pade ga aur saath hi saath Tarulata ko bhi apne vash mein karna pade ga..!!

Jaggu: Jagmohan, agar tum dobara apni jagah wapas paana chahte ho to tumhen Virat ke khilaaf jaana pade ga..!!
i know, i suck at these.. i will try and make my senses work and come up with some good ones later.. LOL..



Sanam😆this one is gud..Taraluta ko apne vah mein karna hoga..I Hope Pinakin kaka ache se karle..or fir usko kahi Kise Temple mein Cho kar aa jayeeee😆us ne Pinakin ko Gunga bola tha naa..Arey I forget it..Pinakin kaka ne Motiben ko color nai lagaya Holi Par..

Yah Gud Idea Pinakin shud giv advise to DM..Malik Aapko Santu ko time dena jaiye..😆she is ur wife..aap pure dharampur ka dyan rakhte hai lekin aap apni Wife Santu ko time nai dete..😆than Pinakin wil Organise a Date For Santu and DM..👏

Neeti😆😆
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Originally posted by: Sanjay Nath

Darr lagta hai ki kahin Moti ben mujey apney vash mei na karley mei tou Dharmpur chod kar bhag lunga ...maalik meri jaan sankat mei hai .............aap Jagmohan jou rakh lou woh kuch bhi karega ...mera matlab moti ben kou bhi ..............jai shree krishna maalik mei chala 😆



Ohhhh Hamare Pinuk ka par MOtiben ka sankat..Arey chah kar b kuch nai kar paayenge coz woo Malik ki Motiben hai😆
Arey Pinku kaka aap mat bhaago warna santu ko kaun deikhegaa or rhaa ..Vash mein karne ka too V-Rat ko aage kar dete uski bahut achi understadning hai Motiben k Saath😆hum Deikha tha jab usne DM n Santu k Marriage k baare mein bataya tha😊😆sahi Band Baji thi too woo acha option hai..
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Arey Jaggu ko Mat bhejo warna DM kisko marega..😭😆 Achi Maar APdi thi .. and Pinu kaka was smiling at tht time..😆kya Baat hai itna acha lag raha tha kaka?>>

Neeti

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