I have this fascination and love for Guruji. I think the lad is absolutely crackers, and potentially one of the only entities who has more control over Dharamraj Mahyavanshi than anything else (maybe not as much as the portrait!)
...to get to the point. If you woke up one day and found yourself to be Guruji, what would you say or what advice would you give to the following members? It can be as creative and/or crazy and/or unreal of the actual character that you want!
I shall update mine later!
Members:
Dharamraj the Sexy Mahyavanshi
Motiben
Baa
Santu
Pinakin
Hiten
Shashank
Jaggu the Bghair Mooch wala Moocher -_-
Or any others you want now that I come to think of it.