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AnSH Tricked
Straightening the smirk on her lips into a serious look Anandi entered her Kesarbagh bedroom with a bowl of halwa in her hand. She knew if there was any possible way to convince him to do this, then it was this. Putting the bowl of halwa in front of his face she looked at him hopefully.
"Anandi this is not fair!" he pouted forcing a cheeky grin escape her lips. He looked sternly at her making her control her laughter.
"Achcha baba I am sorry...main nahin hansungi. Par pls Shiv maan jaiye na.Aap mere liye itna bhi nahin kar sakte?" she tried emotional blackmailing now.
"Anandi main apke liye kuch bhi kar sakta hoon...par ye...ye mujhse nahin hoga...pls mujhpe thoda raham keejiye" he pleaded with a puppy face she couldn't resist to laugh at anymore. He looked so adorable making that face that it made her feel like pulling his puffed cheeks.
Irritated with her constant giggles he stood up and walked out of the room towards the hall and Anandi followed.
Dadu:Are kya hua jawan...teri shakal dekh ke aisa kyun lag raha hai ki kisi ne tera court martial kar diya?
A:Dadu ab aap hi samjhaiye na inhein.
As dadu and Anandi began to talk Ira, Alok, Sanchi, Mahi and Meenu joined too.
Ira: Par Anandi beta aisa kya samjhana hai Shiv ko.
Hearing Ira's innocent query Anandi, Mahi and Sanchi could not control their giggles.
Sanchi: Mom kuch khaas nahin bas mere college mein aaj shaam ko ek play hai aur usmein jo ladka hero play kar raha tha woh beemar ho gaya.Ab main itni jaldi hero kahan se arrange karoon.To hum sab milke bas Shiv bhaiya ko convince kar rahe ain ki who meri help karen.
Alok:Arey to ismein na karne ki kya baat hai...Shiv to araam se kar lega. School mein who hamesha dramatics mein first ata tha.
Mahi: Nahin bade papa baat acting ki nahin hai...baat ye hai ki play ke end mein ek fight sequence hai aur...(Mahi looked at sanchi and Anandi and broke into another chuckle and Shivjee's ears blew invisible fumes)
Dadu:AUR???Aur kya????
Mahi(panting and trying to control his laughter):Aur kyunki woh scene shirtless hai, uske liye bhaiya ko apni chest wax karwani padegi.😲😲🤣 Aur Shiv bhaiya ko dar lag raha hai 🤣🤣
A loud roar of giggles broke in the hall as Mahi spilled the beans.Everyone bgan to laugh knowing abt Shiv's pitiable condition. And as she finished laughing her heart out Anandi's heart went out to for her miserable husband.😆
CM:Arey ye kya bat hui??Kyun tum log bechare Shiv ke peeche pade ho?Aur Anandi tum bhi Mahi aur Sanchi ke saath milke usse iss faltu si cheez ke liye force kar rahi ho.
Sanchi:Arey choti mom ye kya baat hui??Ismein bekaar ki kya cheez hai.Aajkal to duniye bhar mein models ye karte hain.Kaunsa hum bhaiya ko chand pe jane ke liye kah rahe hain.
Dadu:(trying to sound serious)Main Sanchi ke saath agree karta hoon...aisa koi kaam nahin jo sirf ladke ya ladkiyan kar saken...humari family mein sabko equal samjha jata hai. Aur agar koi kaam ek ladki kar sakti hai to Shiv kyun nahin.Aur ab to ye jawaan ke imaan ki baat hai...apni behen aur patni dono ko mana nahin kar sakta woh.
Hearing dadu's words Sanchi and Mahi hi-5ed and Anandi chortled as she noticed Shivjee being edgy in his seat.
Sanchi:Dadu bilkul theek kah rahe hain Shiv bhaiya...aap mere liye itna sa bhi nahin kar sakte.Aur mere liye to na sahi...bhabhi ke liye bhi nahin kar sakte.How bad is that...aap jaiye mujhe aapse baat hi nahin karni.
Mahi:(Making A hold his hand)Aur humein bhi nahin😉
Dadu:Aur mujhe bhi nahin.😎
S(angry) Mahi tu zyaada bakwas mat kar...I know tune aur sanchi ne jaan bujh ke Anandi jee se han bulwayi hai...main ye sab nahin karne wala.
A:Nahin Collector sahab aisa kuch bhi nahin hai...sanchi aur Mahi bhaiya ne mujhe kuch bhi karne ke liye force nahin kiya.And main apni marzi se inke saath hoon.Aur agar aapne Sanchi ki help nahin ki to mujhe bahut bura lagega.(She folded her arms and made a face)😒
S(feeling miserable and helpless):Achcha theek hai main karoonga Sanchi ki help.
Seeing the opposite party putting down the guns Mahi Sanchi and Anandi got extremely excited and hi-5ed to each other.
Dadu:Ye hui na nidar jawaan wali! Achcha Sanchi beta ye sab shuru karne se pehle pls mujhe thode se ear plugs de dena...woh kya hai na itni age mein main Shiv ki cheekhon ka shor bardaash nahin kar paunga.🤣
Sanchi(laughing uncontrollably):Sure dadu...main abhi la deti hoon.Bhaiya chalen??
It felt to Shiv as if his feet had frozen at their very place. Just imagining himself going through the torture his sister was going to pass him through made him numb. Now trying to walk as slowly as possible he followed Sanchi, Mahi and Anandi to Sanchi's bedroom. Seeing that he was still so behind Anandi thought of slowing down and trying to make him come at ease.
"Collector sahab aap chinta mat keejiye...main hoon na aapke saath. Aur aapko zyaada dard ho to aap kuch achcha sochiyega..."she said trying hard not to laugh like a maniac on the constipated face he made. Even the thought of her sensitive husband being subjected to this sadist act made her feel laugh like a crazy woman 🤣🤣
Sanchi(winking to Mahi):Bhaiya aap yahin wait keejiye meri beautician abhi aati hi hogi.
S(shocked):what!! Female beautician???😲Tu pagal hai sanchi!!
Sanchi:Oho don't worry bhaiya Anandi bhabhi bilkul bura nahin manengi...kyun bhabhi??
A(thinking...try to cover up lie):Achcha...han matlab mujhe kuch khaas bura nahin lagega.
Mahi and Sanchi giggling under their breaths
S(firmly)But mujhe lagega...main ye nahin kar sakta.
A:Collector sahab pls ab aap waxing se bachne ke liye bahane mat banaiye..maine kaha na kuch nahin hoga😆
Sanchi:Waise Anandi bhabhi...bhaiya ki baat bhi to sahi hai na.Unhein kisi aur ke saamne sharam aayegi.To aap hi kar deejiye na😆
A: 😲😲😲
A: 😲😲😲
Shiv 😲 trying hard to recover from what his sis just said...not able to fathom whether he shud be happy or nervous about what was gonna happen with him a few minutes from now😆
A:Sanchi tum pagal ho gayi ho...mujhse nahin hoga.
Sanchi:Theek hai Anandi bhabhi ab aap bhi bhaiya ki tarah mera mazaak udwana chahti hain..aap bhi yehi chahti hain na ki mera play flop ho jaye aur sab mujhe tease Karen.Sochiye sab kya kahenge agar main...jo pichle 5 saal se iss competition ko jeet rahi hai who participate hi nahin kargei to.Pls bhabhi maan jaiye na.
A(Hell nervous...almost out of breathe):Sanchi ye tum achcha nahin kar rahi...CS aap hi isse samjhaiye na.
S:Ab main kya kahoon Anandi...aap hi to kehti hain ki main nand bhabhi ke beech kuch na bolun☺️
A(irritated...worried):Achcha theek hai...but this is the first and last time.
Sanchi:Bilkul! (Does thumbs up to Mahi) "Achcha bhaiya apni shirt aap yehi utar deejiye.
S:Shirt???par kyun???
Sanchi:who mujhe aapki shirt ka naap dena hai...costume ke liye.
S:To Sanchi tum koi aur shirt lelo meri.
Sanchi:Par bhaiya aapki ye shirt aap pe bahut achchi lagti hai...iski fitting kitni achchi hai.Main chahti hoon aapki costume issi ke hisaab se bane.
S:Oh god Sanchi tum bhi na.
Sanchi:Pls bhaiya aap har baat pe itni zidd kyun karte hain...aur ander jaake to apko shirt change karni hi padegi na.
S:achcha theek hai...kahan phas gaya main itne sare pagalon ke beech
Removing his shirt S hands it to Sanchi and Mahi and Sanchi push them inside the bedroom.
M:Enjoy bhaiya bhabhi!😉
A feels her heart sinking as she realizes where was she stuck.She could almost hear her heart jumping out of her seeing her husband's well sculptured physique ☺️
A(trying to reduce the awkwardness):Main dekhti hoon sanchi ne wax kahan rakhi hai.
Tries to find wax and strips everywhere but cant find.Comes near door and tries to open it but realizes its locked.
A(totally confused):Sanchi tumne ye darwaza kyun lock kar diya...aur ander to kuch saman hi nahin hai.
Sanchi:Kyun bhabhi bhaiya hain to.
A(innocently):Han par bina wax ke main kaise??Sanchi pls darwaza kholo warna phir tumhare play ke liye hi der hogi.
Sanchi:Lekin mera to koi play hai hi nahin bhabhi.Na hi mujhe kisi hero ki zaroorart hai aur na hi uss hero ko waxed chest ki. Lekin han agar aap aur bhaiye chahen just for fun...to wax meri cupboard mein hai.Aur han bhaiya ko kahiyega meri cupboard mein kapde dhoondhne ki koshish na karen...unhein ladies top skirts aur jeans ke alwa kuch nahin milega.Bhaiya bhabhi have a blast😆😳
Saying, Sanchi ran away leaving Anandi and Shiv staring at each other like dumb people 🤣🤣🤣
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