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jyothi

@pjyo

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Posted: 14 years ago

#571

Originally posted by: khusi_*

🤣...geli what r u saying??

OMG...jyo pls save our poor beloved tarbhooji billi!!😆😆

j again starts lusting...his old problem!!

😆don't worry khushi,my billi is ANNA Hazare fan😛 unhi ki tarah lifetime celibecy kaa drudhh nishchay kiyaa haii😆 ,aur meri billi ne "ek baar jo commitment karr diya toh phir kisi ki bhi naa sunnthii" 😆..

So jaggu can keep on lusting and do his bhega bhaagaa rain dance but will be futile on my billi...

😉end mein woh niraash ho karr thagyaa ke paas hii jaayegaa😆

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Ashiyana

@Ashiyana

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Posted: 14 years ago

#572

LMAO!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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jyothi

@pjyo

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#573

Originally posted by: CutiePiee4

antara from reliable sources i got this breaking news that jagya has started lusting after pjyo's billi

🤣🤣 Haayy merii billi ko ashiq mila toh woh bhii awaaraa🤪,😆..

but Riddhima 😉 my billi is singing

Hey you, I know you want it but you never gonna get it
Tere haath kabhi na aani..
billi,billi ki jawaani,
I'm too sexy for you
Main tere haath na aani
Na na na billi
billi,billi ki jawaani,
billi ki jawani,
jagat tere haathh naa aanii..

Edited by pjyo - 14 years ago

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Swetha

@swethasyam08

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 14 years ago

#574

@ Pjyo: ur billi's song is soo good. hahhah 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

jagat tere haathh naa aanii..

OMG i was laughing imagining ur billi singing and jagat following it hehheheh how silly am i .

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

ur billi is so intelligent i think she know how to escape from jagya 😃

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woman11

@woman11

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 14 years ago

#575

traumaaa hope the billi is fine 😭 Kya hai yeh Jagya, Munni se laath khakar bhi sudhra nahi!!!🤪 Pathological luster!!

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woman11

@woman11

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 14 years ago

#576

JETSAR TIMES

Gauri attacks daactaars

After threatening Anandi not to study medical Gauri has now started attacking all the daactaars in Jetsar and surrounding villages. The daactaars are fleeing in fear and soon the whole of Rajasthan will be rendered daactaarless. Witnesses tell us that they have seen Gauri hiding in the corn field in her yellow-green Jhoom Barabar saree and a dagger in hand. Many unsuspecting daactaars passing by the field have been suddenly attacked by a camouflaging Gauri who is hardly distinguishable amidst the green and yellow corn plants. A survivor daactaar badly wounded by gauri told us that he was passing by the field later in the afternoon to see a patient. Suddenly he smelt a very strong odor of gobar and before he could understand anything he saw Gauri pouncing on him with a dagger screaming "Mere pati se dur raho daactaar, kyun mere pati ko mujhse chhinna chahte ho? Kyun kyun kyun? ". He lost consciousness and found himself in the hospital after that.

The attack on the daactaars has led to severe panic in Jetsar. All the medical students are dropping out of college after Gauri stormed into their classrooms and started screaming "There will be no doctors in Jetsar except me and mera pati. Kyun tumlog daactaar banna chahte ho, kyun kyun kyun?". Daactaars are advised not to go by the corn field alone and they should always travel in groups of 5 or more. People are also burning their daactaari books and medical entrance question papers in order to avoid attack. As the panic is spreading beyond Jetsar, the patients have to now travel outside Rajasthan to get their treatments.

In the meantime, Bombadoo Bombo has promised to help Gauri in her daactaar bhagao mission, only on one condition that Gauri lets Anandi become a daactaar. However, Gauri has refused to grant Bombo's request and instead given "rakhi ki kasam" if he ever helps Anandi to become a daactaar. Anandi on the other hand has been visibly shaken by Gauri's threats and has decided it is better to make adrak chai than study daactaari. With no daactaars left in Jetsar anymore, what is going to happen? Will we ever see another daactaar coming out of Jetsar?

Gauri hiding in the corn field in her green yellow Jhoom Barabar saree

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Swetha

@swethasyam08

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 14 years ago

#577

@women 11: great post 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 yesterday go gobar business and today dactaars ki dhulai mission. she became a daaku daactaarni in between the fields 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

don't know whether she will stop this kyun mission or not. and OMG shortage of Daactaar's in Rajasthan and even the medical students too. 😲

G's effect in Rajasthan is growing day by day with many issues 😭

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vasuja

@vasuja

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

#578

JETSAR TIMES

FINANCIAL NEWS

FBS CORP SHARES HITS AN ALL TIME HIGH TODAY IN THE MARKET

We all know that FBS Corp(Fabric brand sindoor corporation) was going through rough times due to the exit of their ex brand ambassador Anandi and due to the conphused reactions of the current brand ambassador Daactar Gauri. FBS had shown amazing results on anandi and as promised worked very well for the 5 years of warranty period given for the product. The product was selling like hot cakes amongst young and old men. But when the effects started wearing away in Anandi after the promised 5 years, the enthusiasm for the product reduced in the market...it further plummeted when the new brand ambassador Daactar Gauri was not showing the desired effect. The demand for the product reduced rapidly and the wholesalers and agents working with FBS were returning the products and asking for their money back. The company ran into huge debts and it was almost locked out for some days.

But the CEO of FBS Corp Daactar Jaggu dada decided to turn the table. he mixed a little BLSF (Blind love screeching formula) to the exsisting FBS product and it had amazing effects on Daactar. Gauri. The product has managed to wipe out all the sense and sensibility in her head and had turned her to love sick puppy. Few amazing effects of FBS are:

1) No matter any number of people try to logically, angrily or sarcastically explain the faults of the lover (the user of the product) the girl(victim specimen) does not understand or try to think rationally even for a moment.

2) Even when the lover tries to sneak and do not so gracious things behind the girl's back, the girl inspite of discovering her lover's treachery blames only the innocent party unfortunately involved in the ungracious behaviour of the lover.

3) Whatever the lover does the girl though screams for the moment comes back to endless love mode quickly with all common sense and rational thoughts wiped out from her head in a jiffy.

4) The girl picks up the task of protecting the honour of her lover how ever wrong or unreasonable he is, inspite of the lover plans to wriggle out without a fight.

5) The added advantage is that it gives amazing shrieking ability scaring the day lights from sensible people and making people avoiding the locality of the girl like a curse

more can be added in praise of the improved product. The amazing results shown by Daactar. Gauri has been talk of the town. When we interview the product user Majnu he said," I am amazed by this product..I just couldn't beleive that the product has the ability to turn a girl so dumb and stupid that she stops using even an iota of her brains. i have bought 2 packets. One for me and the other for my father." The sales have soared high and the company seem to have sorted its endless problems. The company stocks have reached an all time high.

The future of the company however will be determined by the effects the revelation of the illegality of the legal marriage of the daactar couple. If Daactar Gauri decides to walk out of Jaggu dada then the good days of FBS Corp will be once for all over. But if she continues to stick on or if Jaggu dada manages to keep daactar Gauri by his side then their is no doubt that FBS Corp will be soon seen rolling in money in the future.

So everything now boils down to the legality revelation. All the news channels and papers have camped outside the haveli to give the deciding news.

Will FBS Corp end to the realm of darkness for ever?

or

Will FBS Corp outbeat Microsoft in its corporate ratings?

Only time will tell.

Vasuja

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vasuja

@vasuja

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

#579

Awesome report antara...Loved the article and the pic...

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woman11

@woman11

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 14 years ago

#580

@vss: love the term daaku daactaarni.🤣 Of course the way she threatened Anandi not to study daactaari, it was scary!!

By the way, today's post was inspired by Gauri's horrible green yellow saree today. The moment I saw that saree I visualized her camouflaging in a corn field. I mean, who is in charge of her wardrobe? That person really hates Gauri, she is made to wear the worst clothes in the serial. 🤣

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