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Originally posted by: khusi_*

@vasu...

OMG...FBS back witha bang...with improvement🤣

@jyo..

ohh...u should tell me before that our beloved billi has a strong brother ...!!

main anvaiyee darr rahi thi!!...i cant tell u...how scared i was!!🤣

Originally posted by: vasuja

Thanks Kushi, shamil and Pjyo...Looks like JT is gonna rock for ever...Thanks rto gauri's endless supply of nautanki

Originally posted by: woman11

@vss: love the term daaku daactaarni.🤣 Of course the way she threatened Anandi not to study daactaari, it was scary!!

By the way, today's post was inspired by Gauri's horrible green yellow saree today. The moment I saw that saree I visualized her camouflaging in a corn field. I mean, who is in charge of her wardrobe? That person really hates Gauri, she is made to wear the worst clothes in the serial. 🤣

JETSAR TIMES

FINANCIAL NEWS

BREAKING NEWS: CELEBRATION IN FBS CORP

The last time we reported about "FBS CORP" we informed you how the company stocks have gone up and the good old days were back in FBS Corp. The future of the company was dependent on the reaction of Daactar Gauri after legality revelation. There were discussion among certain circles that Gauri might walk out of the illegal marriage thus breaking the charms of FBS even before the 5 year warranty. The fear had lead to the selling of stocks by few of the stock holders. But people in FBS Corp were sure that no such thing will happen and their psychologist has studied the pattern in which Gauri's brain work and have assured the company that Daactar Gauri will stick on to Jaggu dada and her anger and rage will be directed to Anandi only. Anyways the entire news industry had tented outside the bade haveli for the big news and voila they saw Daactar Gauri running out with tears and sitting in car. All had a slight feeling that she may ask the driver to drive on. But no such thing happened. Later a dazed Jaggu dada was seen standing near the car and saying bye to no one in the terrace and driving off with Daactar Gauri. The news was reported live in all the channels and FBS Corp has been celebrating nonstop from that time. The sole incident has just tripled the value of the stocks and people who sold it out believing Gauri may change were the ones upset.

With all the celebration going on there is also news going around that there is a conspiracy being hatched by the board of directors and the marketing manager Vasuja to remove Jaggu dada from FBS Corp or reduce him to a puppet holding no rights or power in the company. Jaggu dada though was good in inventing the products, never understood the financial side of running the company. Jaggu dada held 50% of stocks initially. But to hire a taxi trip with Daactar Gauri to Haveli and for buying jhoom barabar jhoom sarees for Daactar Gauri has sold nearly 30% of his stock to the other board members. Vasuja has tried to point out this to the board members and have said that he may even sell the brand to just get another set of paayals or shampoo for daactar gauri. To maintain the name in the industry the board has decided to continue keeping Jaggu dada as the mentor but have decided to not allow him to hold any powers. The board members are also thinking abot the method of handling the extremely volatile stocks of FBS whose fate depends on every move of the tantrum queen Daactar Gauri.

But with so many turmoil's going within the company, it continues to celebrate its glorious victory. They have recently signed contracts with leading pharmaceuticals to market the product abroad and the prices of the product has doubled overnight. But with all this the demand of product has not reduced a bit and the sales have increased tremendously. So looks like all is well in FBS Corp

Vasuja.

Originally posted by: Pranjjal

Hey Vasuja good that FBS corp is in full demand and reached high rate but

though it sounds technically good on charts but fundamentally I doubt because of CEO Beware that it will not get involved in any scam😛

Originally posted by: khusi_*

aree vasu...raatta marr dialog se chukara mila bv main toh dr sahiba anandi anandi jaap suru kardi...in precap...duh!!...g ka kuchh nehin hosakta!!😆🤣 but more masala mirch for JT...am looking forward to upcoming reports!!😃😉😆