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Posted: 14 years ago
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The launch of FBS brand sindoor proved to be a huge success and now Dr jagat has created miracle cure of JAGAT TEL for all the ladies suffering from side effects of headache and hairloss due to FBS sindoor .They are recomended jagat tel champis twice a day for quick relief.He has roped in actress bhagyashree as brand ambassador for his new business venture and advertisements are already airing in major news channels.

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YUayWownFI[/YOUTUBE]
Edited by pjyo - 14 years ago
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Posted: 14 years ago
excellent woman11. its bad luck of G she cd not read ur tips and its bad luck of J tht he got this Jhalak dikhla ja photographs too late😉
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Posted: 14 years ago

you are all having so much fun and i've sprained my hand unable to contribute anything...that's so bad...

Vidushi.

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Posted: 14 years ago

Originally posted by: lallulal2010

you are all having so much fun and i've sprained my hand unable to contribute anything...that's so bad...

Vidushi.



Oye poor thing..cheer up😃.take rest...show mein bahut kuch baaki hain dos😉t...u can come back with a bang and we will have a hell lot of party🥳
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Posted: 14 years ago
ahahahahhahahahahaha ROFL o my god Pjyo, you cracked me up. Jagat Tel 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 TOO GOOD
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Posted: 14 years ago

Originally posted by: lallulal2010

you are all having so much fun and i've sprained my hand unable to contribute anything...that's so bad...

Vidushi.



aww Vidushi, get well very soon, we are waiting for your hilarious posts 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
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Posted: 14 years ago
awww Vidushi, sorry to hear about your hand. Hope you get well soon!
waiting for your awesome posts!!
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Posted: 14 years ago

JETSAR TIMES

ZHOR KA JATKA

Looks like the daactar Gauri is getting zor ka jatkaas frequently these days. The only legal/illegal bahu had lot of problem in getting acceptance stamps. Daactar Gauri who was upset was further enraged when Munni Gausa joined Anandi in the ladli bahu status and walked around the haveli serving teas 15 times a day. While Anandi and Munni have no trouble sharing their romantic encounters with Jaggu dada and laugh at his gissa pitta style and phatichar performance, daactar Gauri is not able to do the same.

Daactar Gauri was getting zhor ka jatkas from the entire Singh family from day 1. But being a wood head it did not have any asar and she was prancing around flashing all her 32 teeth in her trademark crocodile smile. But things have not been going well for Daactar beendini, her hubby has started showing more attraction for his other two beendinis lately. He seem to not get over Anandi ki gungaat vala chehra and Munni ki sharmili aanke. He has been asking Gauri to dip his hand in adrakh chai to fanaticize about Anandi or else had asked her to wear horn wala hair band to imagine Munni instead of her when they want to be intimate'Being the wood head she is she initially did all this thinking Jaggu dada has weird tastes in ahem, but recently it looks like there has been a crack in wood head and her realization of Jaggu dada's imaginations have given her zhor ka jatkas.

Family members understanding her weakness have started blowing up Jaggu-anandi &Jaggu-munni romantic photos and hang it everywhere giving her more jatkas. But the ultimate Jatka was when Jaggu caressed Gauri's fake horns and said "meri pyaari Munni".It seems that this final jatka has made a deep impact on her wood head and she has started asking Jaggu dada his most dreaded question that is to define his love/friendship/pyaar status for Anandi & Munni. Even jaggu dada's shifty eyes has no romantic asar on Gauri and these days he fakes tiredness and sleep in Daactar Gauri's room.

Will the ultimate jatka completely crack daactar Gauri's wooden head?

If not how many jatkas will she need to restart her dormant brains?

Will Jaggu dada change his gissa pitta style romance and try something new?

Will Makkan Kaka get a break from shifting beendini bags to and fro from jaggu dada room?

Will Jaggu dada ever think of the beendini he is with rather than the beendini who he is not with at that particular moment?

Bade haveli mushkils seem endless but Munni Gausa has found a new solution to solve the issues..she has short circuited all the electrical equipments at home and has ordered everyone other than daactar Gauri to avoid them hoping one day daactar Gauri will get a zhor ka jatka for real, cracks her head and stops giving the ever dreaded crocodile smile.

Edited by vasuja - 14 years ago
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Posted: 14 years ago
ROFLL!! bechari gauri I guess she is most jealous of Munni Gau-sa
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Posted: 14 years ago

Originally posted by: woman11

ahahahahhahahahahaha ROFL o my god Pjyo, you cracked me up. Jagat Tel 🤣 TOO GOOD

Oh huge fight is brewing in the haveli😉..All wives are miffed at not being considered for this modelling job of jagat tel and are suspecting his intentions ..😆
Anandi "Kyaa mhare sirr mein baal naa thhey jo ek aur mumbaiwaali le aaye😭"

Gauri,"You always stay inside your ghunghat but i have walked around the haveli without ghunghat and even displayed my long beautiful hair in front of the villagers..😡Yet jagat didn't even ask me"

Gau Sa," My beend comes to the cow shed all the time just to see me...I don't wear no ghunghat or anything but i too have such long black hair on my tail which helps me swat all flies ..Why couldn't he consider me too."..😭

Edited by pjyo - 14 years ago

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