Priya Vs Ram.. Telematch..

maris

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Posted: 13 years ago

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"I declare open this month of madness games" Says EK

"Let the match betyween Raya begin" she shouts..

"Lights,camera and action" shouts Sangeitha..

"Scene 300, take 2" claps the boy

"Silence" roars the sleeping CVs

"Start camera and rolling" says the assistant director..

Priya's game plan is made in her mind..Vikram(who tries to reason with her about Ram's condition these past days) cant get it past through her.."Hmmm, Why isnt Niharika ji's call hasn't happened" she says absolutely ignoring and deaf to what he has said..

Ah ha! the call happens and the meeting happens and blah blah blah also happens..

Cut to scene 310, take one

Darkened room,looked doors and still air and gloomy atmosphere.

"adhere me jo baithe hai, nazar un par bhi kuchh dalo
arre o roshani valo
bure ham hai nahi itane, zara dekho hame bhalo
arre o roshani valo.

Kahan gayi woh, mujhe choddkar?

Kya karun mein? Kaise jiyon mein?

Kya hua thera wada?" sings a forlon and depressed and shattered Ram

Note:Viewers are advised to use their discretion while watching this. Those who cant standthis, can either switch off their TV sets or go bang their heads on the wall..

Cut to scene 320, take one..

"Paisa, yeh paise

Paise hai kaise
nahi koi aise
Kaisa yeh paisa
Yeh ho musibat
Na ho musibat
Ho musibat
Na ho Musibat" sings Priya and convinces Nikhs that Pasia is all she wants from Ram..

The new wealth manager in Priya now takes it upon herself to protect and safeguard all his wealth and property..A financial expert is always a better career option than a teacher..

Two songs in a row sends the hapless viewers into a zombie state.. Some who are still sane have quit and long gone since.Others continue watching this match gritting their teeth and waiting for something to happen..

Cut to scene 325, take 2
"Here is the divorce papers" serves Priya..A twisting and spinning ball that has landed in the middle of the court..Is it an ace? or a fault? We all wonder from the sidelines of the TV..

"Ughh.. haan? What the ? What the..?" says Ram suddenly awakening..

" Yes I want divorce, please the sign and give me all paisa and half of your wealth"..Priya

" you cant do this to me?.. Ram

"Yes I can" ..Priya..

The long volley starts..The ball gets hit back and forth, sometimes too fast, sometimes too slow.. Smashes and return happnes..

The viewers eyeballs tick tock from side to side..

Then suddenly a smash down the line, spinning and hitting just inches within the court..

Ram scores! A big point..A great point..

Assertaining himself and raising from the slumber of lethargy and depression, he gets past Priya and makes his presence felt..

"HOORAY! Cheers and *clap clap*" goes the beserk audience..

Atlast a point worth watching and a score that is more in favour of Ram..

Cut scene 350, take yet to be decided..

" Where is the original story? What happened to those papers? asks one Cv.. I didnt like it so burned them.. Here is a new and better one" says another..No no that too is boring..Dont go with it..Raya have consummated and theres nothing more.. We need to add crap, twists and turns and make it more interesting(for us and Ek and Sony) so that TRPs will soar"says a new CV..

"Forget all..What we need is a leap.. Yes refer my old serials'Kasam se and kahani ghar gahr ki, Kasthuri and all K titled show. Make a mix and medely.. Serve the same story but in a new way.. The audience will lap it up.Except for some who are sane and will leave for better shows.. But thats few in comparison.. Go on write a new script and get it vetted by me" Says EK..

And so the game goes on..

Ram VS Priya.. The match is being played endlessly..

Sometimes one is leading . sometimes the other.. the scores seems confusing too.

And finally after the end of 5 years the show ends..

The games are drawn and the match is over..

A few lame hands applaud. Note that they are only the CVS, the crew, cast and EK of BALH..

The old and loyal and original viewers of this show have left for greener pastures..Other games and match are more interesting than this tedious one..

It rained showers from the heavens.Even the GODs are relieved that this show is over atlast..Now waiting for the opportunity to see the CVs are treated well in Hell..

"Am declaring,to close this game.. Let sanity and wisdom remain intact in all of us.. Let Mankind be preserved from this madness" says a huge chorus of all the viewers across the globe,heaving a sign of huge relief..

PS; Friends please read this and leave your valuable comments.. Thanks..

Edited by maris08 - 13 years ago

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Priya_Fan

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Posted: 13 years ago

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🤣 Maris (I guess I should be calling you Di.. Just realised😛)

you know what... This sounds much much better than the weeks crap!!😆

"Am declaring,to close this game.. Let sanity and wisdom remain intact in all of us.. Let Mankind be preserved from this madness" says a huge chorus of all the viewers across the globe,heaving a sign of huge relief..

well said!!!🤣 give us old RaYa back!

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Chitra RaviKiran

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Posted: 13 years ago

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Maris, aise kaise game close ho jaayega? RK aur ST ko toh aur bhi projects hain lekin other cast and crew ka kya kare? Waise those who are important to the show are busy and those who are next to important are always available.

But a great post dear. Vent out the crap in a clean manner.

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fosla

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Posted: 13 years ago

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Iam singing that chorus along with you Maris!! But BT shows never leave with dignity.There has to be a mess, then they would dig deeper into the muddy puddle, everyone would be butchered and then redemption starts.

If the past 2 episodes didn't show Ram back in his avatar, It was quits for me atleast. May be even for a week or so. But now, Iam willing to hang on by that little thread of hope to watch the next couple of days.

Thank God it's weekend! NEed to recover from all that BS bombarded in my head!

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maris

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Posted: 13 years ago

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Originally posted by: Priya_Fan
🤣 Maris (I guess I should be calling you Di.. Just realised😛)

you know what... This sounds much much better than the weeks crap!!😆

"Am declaring,to close this game.. Let sanity and wisdom remain intact in all of us.. Let Mankind be preserved from this madness" says a huge chorus of all the viewers across the globe,heaving a sign of huge relief..

well said!!!🤣 give us old RaYa back!

Amy just call me Maris..Oh yes I conveniently left out the love between Raya in this match.. Why tarnish that beautiful emotion by ridiculing it in this telematch..

Give us the old Raya back anyday and we will continue to watch the show..

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Posted: 13 years ago

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Originally posted by: ravichitra
Maris, aise kaise game close ho jaayega? RK aur ST ko toh aur bhi projects hain lekin other cast and crew ka kya kare? Waise those who are important to the show are busy and those who are next to important are always available.
But a great post dear. Vent out the crap in a clean manner.

Ram and Sakshi will be spared, as other committments keeps their sanity going.. Poor souls! they are playing not by the book but by their instincts and experience and entertaining us..Other cast and crew are ball boys and girls ; entering the court only when required..

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Posted: 13 years ago

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Iam singing that chorus along with you Maris!! But BT shows never leave with dignity.There has to be a mess, then they would dig deeper into the muddy puddle, everyone would be butchered and then redemption starts. By that time you have to search for me ,as i would have become a basket case and be residing in a looneybin..

If the past 2 episodes didn't show Ram back in his avatar, It was quits for me atleast. May be even for a week or so. But now, Iam willing to hang on by that little thread of hope to watch the next couple of days. Me too in the same boat..Give it a month and se how it goes.. Illaina irrukka ve irruku Indian Idol, of which am a great fan..

Thank God it's weekend! NEed to recover from all that BS bombarded in my head! Withdrawal symptoms from BALH happens for me immdediately post 11pm on Thus these days.. So weekend will be stress free for me now..[😆/QUOTE]

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janardana

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Posted: 13 years ago

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Maris... U want this crap to run for 5 years?? I have already lost 5 weeks of sleep!!! Nooo! Please, forget the appeal against the leap, let's send another petition to ask them to end the serial!! I can take that but not 5 more years of bouncing balls... By the way... Great post...

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maris

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Posted: 13 years ago

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Originally posted by: janardana
Maris... U want this crap to run for 5 years?? I have already lost 5 weeks of sleep!!! Nooo! Please, forget the appeal against the leap, let's send another petition to ask them to end the serial!! I can take that but not 5 more years of bouncing balls... By the way... Great post...

Oh No J You have mistaken ..I have made this post as a parody and definitely dont want it to be dragged on for 5 years.. Its just a comical write up of what the CVs are discussing about...

I for one strong appeal for this show to soon after tying up all the loose ends.,Leap will definitely kill this show for sure..

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