~~l Ramgarh Ish-tyle Holi Celebration |~~

Gabbar was playing kanche in the night with Kalia and Sambha on their adda, and getting defeated everytime.

Gabbar (pulling his collar): arey o Sambha kitna inam rakha hai sarkar ne humpar!

Kalia laughed and Sambha stopped him while murmuring: kya khakh inaam rakhi hai! 🤭

Gabbar(trying to hear him properly): kya keh rahe ho suar ke baccho?

Sambha (corrected himself) : poore 5 hajaar sarkaar!

Kaliya laughed again when Gabbar whispered in dramatic accent: kya kya kya! Uska to koi value bhi nahi hai!

Kaliya (while laughing): aapki kaunsi hai?

Gabbar beat him up and walked on the path with his bullet belt which had zero bullet and thought of an idea.

Gabbar (being wise): lagta hai ab Thakur se dosti karni padegi

Sambha: ji sarkar.... Sahi pakde hain!

Kaliya agreed too.

Gabbar (putting a hand on his chin) : kab hai holi kab hai Holi? Holi kab hai?

Kaliya : Kal subah hai sarkaar

In the morning, Gabbar was all set with gulal, water and bhang ke laddoos. He filled his fists with gulal and reached Ramgarh haveli.

Gabbar (excitedly called): Thakur tu ab to aaja….aha aha Rang mein rang rang ja …dosti karne tu aja….Thakur oh my yaara

Thakur (frowned and asked Ramlal): Kaun kambakht ye behuda gana gake Helen ki jagah le raha hai.

Ramlal (thought and licked his lips): Helen!!

Thakur (again asked) : Bolo bhi

Ramlal: Wo Gabbar aya hai, apke saath gale milke holi khelne

Gabbar (from the door again called) : Arey o Thakur! Ye color humka gal pe dede Thakur, dede re…

Thakur (came near him and looked at the floor) : Kabhi nahi.... hum tum jaise kamzarf insan ke sath holi khelna to door aaj ke din tumhe dekhenge bhi nahi

Gabbar (wipes his tears) : aisi bhi kya berukhi Thakur? aaj Holi ke din to dushman bhi gale mil jaate hain...To aaja gale lag ja thakur or khatam kar ye dushmani

Thakur (turned) : kabhi nahi kabhi nahi

And Thakur ran when he noticed that Gabbar was coming forcefully to hug him and then Gabbar followed him in the circle and after seven circles they got tired.

Gabbar (extending his arms) : aa ab gale lag ja

Thakur seeing his determination become awful and and asked : ye hath to tumne le liye ab gala bhi loge

Gabbar (winked) : Ha thakur ye gala humka dede thakur

Everyone laughed and Ramlal became Thakur’s hands and the applied holi colors and fed laddoo but Gabbar fed Thakur and everyone Bhaang ke laddoo which intoxicated everyone who

were present there. Some habits die hard.

Thakur(starts singing): Humka peeni hai peeni hai humka peeni hai

Gabbar (laughed) : Peeni hai? Tumka to humne already pila di in laddo mein!!

Thakur(running after him) : Gabbar

Veeru ( kept the colors apart from him) : I’ve energy with holi!

Mausi laughed: Darling! It’s not energy, its allergy

Basanti (starts dancing with Jai) : Ho jab tak hai jaan janejahan main holi khelungi….

Jai (too joined her): Holi khele Basanti Ramgarh mein holi khele basanti

Radha sees all this and became teary with her lantern: Aaa….Kabhi khushi kabhi gham

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Here Basanti is dancing and Veeru mistakes Mausi to be Basanti

Veeru: Basanti tum mujhse itni door kyun ho mere pass aao na.

He goes towards Mausi and Mausi pushes him...

Mausi: yeh kya kar raha hai kambakht...main Basanti nahi uski mausi hu. Tujhe kya laga main apni Basanti ki shaadi tujhse kabhi nahi hone dungi. Mausi hu uski dushman nahi.

As Veeru is pushed he falls down in the gulaal tank and while falling he catches hold of Ramlal's hand who too falls with him.

Veeru: Basanti tumhari moochein kaise aa gayi

Ramlal: jab se Thakur sahab ke haath Gabbar ne kaat diye... Saara kaam karte karte apne liye ek biwi to laa nahi paaya aaj tak.

Veeru pushed him aside and tried to get up. Both of them were covered in gulaal.

Jai( to dancing basanti): Basanti tumhara naam kya hai Basanti

Thakur: hehehhehe ( giggling in intoxicated state) yeh kya hai mujhe sab hilta hua dikh raha hai

Gabbar: aye Thakur tu to pehle se hila hua tha.... yaad hai tujhe jab tu mujhe pakadne ke liye akela aaya tha.

Jai: Veeru yeh Gabbar aur Thakur ka yaarana to humse bhi gehra hai .

Veeru: teri meri dosti cancel tune mausi se mere liye Basanti ka haath nahi maanga

Basanti: yuki yeh kaun bola.... dekho hum kahe dete hain...hum koi Dhanno to hai nahi jo kisi ke saath bhi baandh doge. Mujhe jisse shaadi karni hogi usi se karungi....pehle bata dena achha hai...fir baad mein nahi bolna ki bataya nahi tha

Veeru: yeh duniya yeh mehfil mere kaam ki nahi

Jai: lo shuru ho gayi iski nautanki

Mausi:Thakur tum hi kuchh bolo tumhare haath nahi hain to kya muh se bol to sakte ho

Thakur: mujhe naachne ka mann kar raha hai.. will you be my dance partner?

Mausi: haye Raam... kuchh to sharam karo Thakur. Haathon ke saath tumhara dimaag bhi chala gaya

Ramlal: khabardaar kisi ne Thakur saab ke liye kuchh bhi kaha to...

Gabbar: abey chup kar Ramlal. Aaj ke din Thakur pe sirf mera hak hai...kyun thakur theek hai na..

Thakur: Gabbar... mere dost ... mere bhai... aa gale lag jaa...

Both of them come together and Gabbar hugs him

Thakur: aaj mere haath hote to main tujhe apne haath se bane maal puye khilata

Basanti: to isme kya hai aaj Gabbar aap ko maal puye khila dega kyun sahi hai na

Gabbar: main itne saalon ki dushmani ko maal puye se khatam kar dunga. Ek ek saal keliye ek maal pua. Kaliya jaa aur jaakar maal puye lekar aa

Kalia: sardaar maine to sirf aapka namak khaya hai

Maalpuye kya hota hai mujhe nahi pata

Gabbar: suar ke bachhon tum halwai se maal puye bhi nahi laa sakte. Mera naam poora mitti mein mila diye

Radha comes dancing there: holi hai bhai holi hai chutki wali holi hai

Mausi: haye raam ise dekho

Veeru: mujhe to har taraf bas meri Basanti nazar aa rahi hai

Thakur: mujhe maal puye chahiye bas....warna dosti cancel! CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL!

Gabbar (orders Sambha) : Arey o Sambha ja aur humre dost ke liye maalpuye leke aa…Nahi to main teri mooche kat dunga ….hahahahah

Jai (came near to him) : mooche ho to Kaliya jaisi

Veeru (intervenes) : mooche to meri hai hi nahi, main launga malpuye Thakur ke liye

Veeru hilte dulte goes to market to buy some maalpuye where he sees Ramlaal and Mausi were purchasing some sindoor.

Ramlal (winked): aaj teri maang hum bhar ke rahenge re mausi

Veeru (whispered) : Mausi? Ab kahe ki mausi

Bhuddhi mausi ne bhanji maarli aur apna tanka bhida rahi hai….aur ye Ramlal na jane kaun kaunse kaam karta hai us Thakur ke …chi chi chi ab to Thakur ko batana padega

Veeru (laughed) : Ramlal tu to gaya

He left the market and reaching the haveli and jumped on the gulal tank and informed everyone about everything with salt and pepper.

Veeru : Arey o Thakur tere Ramlal ne meri Basanti ki Dhanno jaisi mausi maarli….matlab hathiya li

Thakur (cries) : Uspe to meri nazar thi

Jai (starts singing): Jahan teri ye nazar hai meri jaan mujhe khabar hai

Basanti (sulks) : tum bas gane gao…ahan

Jai: Basanti e Basanti tumhara naam kya hai Basanti?

Basanti: yuki mere naam se tumhe kya kaam fir bhi hum bata dete hain ki humara naam Basanti hai. Ab baar baar mat poochna bataye dete hain haan

Veeru: main to pooch sakta hu na meri pyaari Basanti

Thakur : arey chup karo tum sab....yahan Ramlal mausi se shaadi karne chala gaya hai tumsab ko apne romance ki padi hai

Radha : romance aur main.....kabhi nahi....Babuji aapki aur is Gabbar ki dushmani ne mere saare romance ki bhaanji maar di. Yeh safed saari pehenke ghoomna padta hai aur aap kehte ho ki romance chal raha hai

Jai : aao Radha main tumhe apne pyaar ke rang mein rang du...

He runs with gulal in his hands but instead fells flat on the floor as he trips and entire gulaal spills on the floor

Thakur : yeh kya kiya tumne mera saara ghar ganda kar diya....ab wo Ramlal bhi nahi raha aur mere haath bhi nahi hain....kaun saaf karega ise

Basanti : fir to Thakur sahab jo is sab ki jad hai wo hi ise saaf karega...aapka naya dost Gabbar. agar isne aapke haath nahi kaate hote to aaj aaap khud saaf karsakte the!

Gabbar: nahiiiiiiiii..... tum sab ko kya laga ki yeh sunke gabbar bahut khushoga....sabasi dega.... aa thu... main nahi karunga saaf...

Veeru: to apne in chamchon se keh kar saaf kara de Gabbar....

Gabbar agrees to this and asks samba to clean the house once Holi is over. Samba starts crying and singing...

Samba: kya se kya ho gaya....bewafa tere pyar mein

Jai: are Gabbar dekh apne in chamchon ko zara sa kaam kya bola tujhe bewafa bolne lage

Gabbar gets angry and points gun at Samba....

Samba sulks and says: sardar... sardaar maine aapka namak khaya hai sardaar

Gabbar: le ab goli kha.....hahahahhahahah

Samba is at gun point as Gabbar is about to shoot him but instead he puts a toffee in Samba's mouth...

Gabbar: abbe main is goli ki baat kar raha tha...tujhe kya laga?

Samba: sardaar main darr gaya tha sardaar....waise yeh toffee to bahut hi achhi hai kaunsi hai?

Gabbar: darr ke aage jeet hai hahahhahaha......melody hai chocolaty melody hai chocolaty

Everyone wants to have melody and Gabbar gives it to all of them....

Gabbar: aaj Holi ke din koi khoon kharaba nahi....kyun Thakur

Thakur: wo sab to theek hai lekin yeh socho wo Ramlal mausi se shaadi karne gaya hai use rokna hoga....

Everyone realises this and goes out to stop them from getting married!

As they see Ramlal and mausi coming together hand in hand they all go towards them and Veeru thinks of an idea to stop them. He climbs on the top of the tank and starts screaming at the top of his voice.

Veeru: gaaon walon ...o gaon walon dekho is gaon mein kaisi nainsafi chal rahi hai. Yeh Basanti hai na isse mera lagan hone wala tha lekin ain time pe is mausi ne bhaanji maar di. Basanti ki shaadi ki umar mein apni shaadi rachane chali hai...dekho is muchhad Ramlal aur is mausi ko....kaise haathon mein haath daale khade hain...

Basanti to Jai: arey tum roko apne dost ko ...kya kar raha hai? meri mausi ki koi ijjat hai ki nahi is gaaon mein

Jai: mujhe to laga tha tum Veeru ko bachane ke liye bologi lekin tumhe to mausi ki padi hai

Basanti: tumhare is awara dost se zyada mujhe meri mausi pyaari hai.... aakhir wo hi to mere liye ek achha ladka dhund ke layegi na...

Thakur: Jai tumhara yeh dost inki shaadi rok to payega na...

Jai: aap dekhte jaao Thakur saab aage aage hota hai kya...

Veeru: gaaon walon agar aaj yeh anarth ho gaya to is gaaon pe bahut musibat aa sakti hai...

One villager: kaisi musibat aa sakti hai?

Veeru: main jab is tanki se neeche kood ke apni jaan de dunga to yahan police aayegi....police aayegi to mausi aur Ramlal ke saath tum sab bhi jail jaaoge.. fir sab ke sab jail mein chakki peesing and peesing and peesing...

Mausi: arey chup kar Veeru...bahut dekhe tere jaise jaan dene waale....himmat hai to kood ke dikha ... meri marzi hai main Ramlal se shaadi karun ya Thakur se.....kisi ko kya?

Basanti: haye mausi Ramlal se to Thakur sahab hi achhe hain....kya ho gaya tumhari choice ko?

Mausi: kya karu Basanti? karna to main bhi yehi chahti thi lekin mushkil yeh hai ki mujhe varmala kaun pehnayega? Thakur ke to haath hi nahi hain...

Basanti: baat to tum theek bol rahi ho....lekin ab is Veeru ka kya karen?

Jai : Veeru kuchh nahi karega use sirf nautanki karni aati hai....wo apni jaan nahi dega...

Gabbar: kya dosti hai...wah wah wah...majaa aa gaya... Thakur humari dosti bhi aisi yadgar hogi haina....

Ramlal: pehle humari shaadi to karwado isse pehle ki yeh mausi apna irada badal de

Mausi: arey muye abhi bhi mausi hi bolega....naam se to bula....

Ramlal: lekin aaj tak sab tumhe mausi hi bulate hain naam to pata hi nahi tumhara....

Thakur: baat to mera Ramlal theek hi kar raha hai....tumhara naam to mujhe bhi nahi pata...

Jai: naam mein kya rakha hai....tum to apni shaadi ke baare mein socho....

As they all agree and are about to leave for temple to get them married, Veeru sees them and starts shouting.

Veeru: Jai mere dost mere bhai tu bhi chhodke jaa raha hai...aisa mat kar ...Basanti....tum to ruk jao...mere paas... warna main kood jaunga mar jaunga....

Basanti: marna hai to mar jaao....main aaj apni mausi ki shaadi kara kar rahungi

Thakur : aaj khushi ke mauke pe kisi ki jaan jaye yeh nahi hona chahiye....Gabbar mere dost mere bhai....jaao aur use neeche utaar ke le aa...

Gabbar: Thakur yeh achhi kahi tumne....ab tumhare haath kat diye to saare kaam mujhse hi karaoge...main tumhra dost hu naukar nahi... Veeru ke dost ko bolo wo use utaar ke laye...

Jai went and brought Veeru down when no one else was ready to do that.

After that everyone moved to the temple for Ramlal and mausi wedding

As they reached the temple, they saw a wedding already going on there. They ask pandit to get Mausi and Ramlal wedding also done at the same time. Pandit looked at everyone and shockingly he asks

Pandit: Thakur yeh kya keh rahe ho ? Ramlal aur mausi ki shaadi? kya kya kya.... in daily soap style...

Ramlal : aye pandit tujhse jitna kaha jaye utna hi karo... shaadi karane ko bola hai wo karao....

Basanti: haan panditji kara do mausi ki shaadi...kya pata apni shaadi ke baad hi inhe meri shaadi ka khayal aa jaye...

Pandit: wo sab to theek hai bitiya lekin shaadi ka muhurat beet chuka hai.... ab inki shaadi nahi ho sakti....aaj jo mujhurat tha usme in dono ki shaadi kara di maine...(referring to the young couple who just got married)

Boy: hi I'm Bunny....aur yeh Naina...wo kya hai ki hum dono ghar se bhaag ke aaye hain...iske papa police officer hain aur wo humari shaadi hone hi nahi dena chahte the. Isliye humne ghar se bhaag ke shaadi kar li. Ab thodi der mein wo hume dhundte huye yahan aa hi jayenge...

Everyone was shocked to know that soon a police officer would be there in the village. Gabbar wanted to run away.

Thakur: arey kahan jaa raha hai Gabbar ..mere dost mere bhai....

Gabbar: samjho Thakur ....Kalia o Kalia...kitna inaam rakhi hai sarkar hum pe...

Kalia: sardaar poore 5 hajaar....

Gabbar: ab agar police wala yahan aa gaya to main to giyo.....

Naina: to aap hi Gabbar ho...bahut suna hai aapke baare mein....

Bunny: aye chashmish, tu to aise khush ho rahi hai jaise kisi celebrity ko dekh liya hai... tera celebrity sirf main hu...samjhi

Naina: mat bhool Bunny duniya mein har insaan apni tarah se celebrity hai...to jo mile unse dosti kar leni chahiye...

Bunny: ho gaya iska lecture chaalu

Basanti: yeh sab to theek hai lekin meri mausi ki shaadi to reh gayi na....uhhhuuuhhu

Veeru: shukar mana yeh anarth hone se bach gaya....

Ramlal: Mausi tera mera saath bas yahin tak tha....

Thakur: lekin hum saath saath hain Ramlal....mere pyaare Ramlal... tumne mere baare mein ek baar nahi socha tha...

Ramlal: mujhe laga Thakur ki tumhe ek naya dost mil gaya to tum mujhe bhool gaye hoge....

Ramlal hugged thakur and promised to be with him forever.

Jai: Thakur sahab lage haath aaj meri aur Radha ka hi lagan pakka kar lo

Veeru starts crying and singing: dost dost naa raha....

tum to mera lagan karane wale the tum apni setting mein lag gaye.

Jai: why should you have all the fun

Naina and Bunny laugh on hearing this and by now the effect of bhang laddoos started to wear off and they started coming back to their sense. They are all confused why are they here in this temple and what are they doing here. When Bunny and Naina told them as to what happened in the temple, they all were embarassed but then all of them decided to play Holi as today was a happy day because Gabbar and Thakur had ended their enmity after so many years. Naina and Bunny wanted to leave but everyone asked them to stay as they had already got married.

So they agreed and everyone played holi together!

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I hope you all had fun going through the streets of Ramgargh, playing holi in a very unique way. Now how about we have fun game of our own to make this day more interesting and memorable. The game is very simple and everyone can take part!

We have a water balloon which we have filled with three different colours! All you have to do is guess those three colours. The one who guesses all the three colours correctly at the same time will win the game!

Here are some facts to know before get going,

You would have to guess three colours which you think we have added in the balloon. Note that the balloon is imaginary.

1) If you guess one colour/none correct then you will have to follow a task we'll give you. Don't worry the task would be very simple and something anyone can do. To keep up the spirit of the game please do follow the task we give you.

2) If you guess two colour correct then you will get a special prize from us!

3) And if you guess all the three colours correctly then you win the game!

As your prize, we will open a new thread dedicated to you only! That's not it you will receive some bonus prize too!

Very tempting, isn't it? So what are you waiting for? Play the game and join the fun.

All you have to do is post names of three different colours.

Note : If you don't get it right the first time, you can post again. You can try until you get it right.

Great efforts done. I hope people will participate soon for the game....and enjoy it a lot

@sam you are flexible as a teammate that's a very good quality about you. Great working first time together.

@Manisha the sort of understanding you have. Please maintain it is very good quality.

@Kalyani and sam you two deserves to be graphicer.

A great time working with all of you the very first time.

@rosy you are also too good at your work

Happy holi everyone in advance....

Finally this contest too comes to an end😉

I had a great time with the entire team although I interacted with you all for the first time

Thanks to everyone for the hard work put in and we come up with this beautiful thread😃

Thanks to Koeli for organising this contest hopefully Ill be a part of more contests in future😉😳

happy Holi in advance to everyone and yes everyone is invited to be a part of the game👍🏼😃