ARIYA OS : Not Understanding... Tumhari BAATEIN.

" Mom this is not done... aap hamesha aisa kar sakta hai,"

Mrs Rawte : Sakta nahi Beta Arjun its Sakti.

Arjun [irritated] : sakta sakti, how does it even matter. A have a meeting to attend to on that day... do you how important that is. Aur aap chahtein hai ke i go to some kind of a Gaon filled with villagers who would wanna make fun of me.

Mrs Rawte : Beta, ab village mein villagers hi toh rahengein naa.. i cant help that.

Arjun : Mom please its not funny. I cant just go to some Gaon directly from London.

Mrs Rawte : haan toh Beta maine kab roka, private jet mein jao araam se phir waha se in your own car with AC. Bas do din ruk kar ek hafte ke aajaana.

Arjun : do din ruk kar ek haftein mein kaise aaongein Maa.

Mrs Rawte : toh kya India nahi ghomega tu. Apna hi India hai Maa.

Arjun : i am not an Indian Maa, they call us foreigners... that "angrezz" word MOM.

Mrs Rawte : tu ek baar jaa ke toh dekh. Dekhna wapas aane ka dil nahi karega. Aur meri behan ki Betiyan aur baki ke log honge teri help ke liye. Grow up my Son.

Arjun : maa 25 ka hoon aur kitna bada honi hai mujhe.

Mrs Rawte : beta please waha baat zara kam karna aur apne unn nalayak doston ko bhi leke jao... tere kamre me chupein hai. Kal raat maine unhe india jane ka offer dia toh haan maaji bola aur ab... par tu toh mera accha Beta hai naa, apni Maa ki baat zaroor manega... haina mere Laal.

Arjun : see it doesnt even make sense. Main laal nahi hoon Mom.

Mrs Rawte : toh tu nahi jaega. Kahan kho diya maine apna Beta inn London ki waadiyon mein. Mera Laal, Mera accha Beta---

Arjun : okay fine, mein chale gein par if i dont like it there then i will come back. And please mom stop with the achaar

Shree [Arjun's friend] : atyachaar mere bhai.

Arjun : yaa that and Shree, Sameer packup... we are going to India.

Shree : naaahhhiii.

Samerr : why us Bhai mere.

Arjun : kyunki hum saath saath hai. [singing]

Mrs Rawte : Simon get the jet ready, My son is going to Mere desh.

Arjun : She means India. Now do the job quick before i decide to hire some other pilot... permanently.

Simon : right away sir.

IN A VILLAGE IN INDIA.

" Didi aap aagayi, humne aapko itna miss kiya... meri Riya di"

Riya : wah choti tu toh kafi chaldi seek rahi hai The English... Miss Wiss haan. Jiju se jo hamesha kehti hogi na?

Payal : aap bhi naa didi, itne din se bahar thi patah hai humein aapki kitni yaad aayi.

Riya : maalum hai, humka sab maalum hai Choti. Accha teri haldi kab hai?

Payal : aaj thi par ab kal hai... Maa ki koi dur behan hai jiska koi beta aane wala hai.

Riya : accha par Maasi kyun nahi ayi. Yaad hai atthara [18] saal pehle dekha tha unhe.

Payal : yes yes me knowing what you speaking.

Riya : par mein nahi.

Both burst out laughing.

Sameer : dude this is so bad. Ye road aur ye crowd.

Arjun : am not a genie my pal. Complain to yourself, kyun nahi baataya ke Mom mujhe India bejh dene ki planning kar rahi thi. Iwould have been prepared.

Sameer : bhai teri maa tujhse zyada smart hai. She scared us man, hum kya karte when she said ke " warna tum dono ko Africa ke jungle mein shift kar denge".

Arjun : yaa that sounds creepy.

Shree : yaar Mr Rawte tera business African jungle mein bhi based hai.

Arjun : woh meri maa hai, uska bas chele tohshe will build another one there too. Mujhse bhi zyada tezz hai. She knows you guys are dare hue of jungle isiliye tum ko ullu banayi.

Sameer : oye driver kitni dur hai ye place.

Driver : bas pahunchne wale hai sir.

Arjun : yaa you said that an hour ago... just tell me the damn minutes.

Driver : sorry sir, its just another minimum of 90 minutes.

Shree : nnnaaahhhiii.

Arjun : stop with the nahi dude, and you drive fast before i throw you out on this unsuitable-inorganic-unfriendly- placy.

Sameer gave him a are- you-seriuos look.

Arjun : what this is India dude, expect the unexpected.

Riya : chal naa kitne saal hue akhri ganna khae hue.

Payal : pagal hai kya, aur kissi ne dekh liya toh.

Aisha : chalte hai yaar waise bhi Billu ke papa toh Riya ke burane aashiq hai. Usse kuch nahi bolegein.

Riya : kya yaar tum dono ab toh bechare ko jane do uska chaar saal ka beta hai.

Aisha : yaad hai kaise agaya tha tera haath mangne sab ke saamne Mela mein aur tu kya bhagi ke ab laut kar arahi hai.

Riya : please mein uske wajase nahi gayi thi but for myself... accha dont get senti lets go.

Arjun : seriously you dont know the way. How is that possible?

Driver : sorry sir, mein kabhi nahi aya yaha.

Arjun : aur mein toh yaha roz ata hu naa for jogging .

Shree : bhaiuse chor un kanyaon se puchte hai.

Arjun : kanya what you say.

Sameer : he means girls.

Arjun : yaa right ask girls. As if they can resist this guy over here. {pointing to himself}

Sameer : ji namaste mera naam Sameer hai. Darasal hum ghum gaye hai... aap hamari madad kar saktein hai.

The girls chat among themselves then Riya speaks.

" Gaon ke toh nahi lagte aap"

Arjun : great discovery Einstein.

Payal : disc Aaeeiin kya.

Sameer : uska matlab doston... acche logon.

Arjun recieves a glare from Riya and Arjun stares back at her. Amazed at her beauty.

Riya : hamare yaha kisiko itna der ghurna badtameezi hoti hai.

Arjun [ whsipers to Shree ] : did dhe just call me a bad-ass... i will show her bad-ass.

Shree : no she means staring is bad manners.

Arjun : tell her that, look she cant even take her eyes off me.

Riya glares again and then turns to Aisha whispering something. Then both giggle and turn back to him.

Arjun : am sure she must be talking about my looks... India ho yaa America all girls are the same... Arjunified.

Sameer : Bhai ye Gaon hai yaha ki chori ko tease karo toh pura gaon mad ho chata hai.

Arjun : i will not tease thats so unArjun like. This Gaon Ki Choriyon is like some kind of a bug always having her eyes on me.

Riya : ji kya kaha aapne?

Arjun : mein bata rahein the ke village- Gaon kitna khoobsurat hai aur yaha ke log kitne acche bhi.

Aisha : hamari acchayi abhi apne dekhi kahan hai sahabji.

Arjun : see she calls me a sabzi. Total Wierdos.

Riya : aap bataiye kahan jana hai aapko.

Shree : jahan leke jana chaho aap.

Payal : oiye meri behen hai.

Shree : haan toh maine kab bola ke bhai hai.

Payal : dekh you ---

PAYAL LEAPS IN TO PULL SHREE'S HAIR BUT AISHA STOPS HER AND SAMEER COMES INFRONT OF SHREE AND WHEN PAYAL BUMPS AISHA SHE FALLS ON SAMEER AND SAMEER INORDER TO HELP HER PUSHES ARJUN OUT OF THE WAY AND ARJUN FALLS ON RIYA.

SAMEER AND AISHA HAVE A MOMENT AS SHE IS IN HIS ARMS WHILE ARIYA ARE ON THE GROUND. WITH SHRAYAL STARING AMAZED AT THE TWO COUPLES.

Riya : aap utengein mere upar se.

Arjun : i wouldnt even for a new sports car.

Riya blushes] : sab dekh rahe hai.

Arjun : but all i see is you.

Payal : oiye khotte meri behen nu chor warna mein iss ke baal nu noch darugi.

PAYAL PULLS SHREE'S HAIR WHILE SHREE YELLS FOR HER TO STOP RUINING HIS STYLE. SAMISHA COME TO STOP THE TWO.

Arjun : great she speaks Punjabi now.

Riya : utiye mere upar se warna aapka dost ke baal heaven pahuch jaengein.

Arjun : haan toh main kaunsa yaha house build karne wala tha.

ARJUN GETS UP AND OFFERS HER HIS HAND BUT SHE GETS UP ON HER OWN.

Riya : aurat ki kabeeliyat pe kabhi shak nahi karte Mr Angrezz.

Arjun : i like it... i totally like it. You amaze me every second.

Riya : titto

Arjun : kya.

Shree : matlab same here.

Arjun smiles at Riya and mutters :

" as if "

Aisha : aap logo ko jana kahan hai.

Driver : Shanti Nivedan mein. wahan shaadi mein shamil hone aaye hai.

Payal : aap dono mein se Sharmila Maasi ka pagal angrezz buttar kaun hai.. mujhe pata hai ye chasmo wala ghada {pointing at Shree} nahi ho sakta. Maa ne kaha tha ke Maasi ka Beta bahut badmaash hai.

Arjun : woh hai, mein toh uske company mein sirf kaam karta hoon

Sameer : haan?

Arjun : dekha haan. accha ab aap please-- please ko hindi mein kya kehte patanahi but madad kar do.

Aisha : haan chaliye waise bhi hum wahi ke rehne wale hai.

Arjun : oh so you are the bride.

SAMEER'S EYES WIDEN IN SHOCK AND RIYA GIGGLES SEEING THIS.

Payal : nahi dulhan toh hum hai aur woh toh hai meri...

Riya : behen, aur mein inn dono ki dost.

Arjun : okay so dost help us and be our dost too.

Sameer : matlab hum bhi appke dost ki tarah hi hai.

Payal : aapki ghadi acchi hai toh agar mujhe iss mein ...

Arjun : deal, ab chale [LOOKING INNOCENTLY AT RIYA WAITING FOR HER TO SAY YES]

Riya : haan toh chalo par ghadi mein chaga hai.

Driver : mein yahase bus pakar leta hoon. Aap log chahiye. do log agein, theen piche wali seat apr aur ek sabse back seat mein. [ITS A SUV]

Arjun : mein drive karoonga... as i have the license... and mere saath age seat par baitehgi --- { looking towards Riya but Payal jumps in between}

Payal : mein... accha toh chalo naa Driverji.

Arjun : me, bachelor of the year Driverji. So not me man. i am going to loose it. Lo Sameer tu chala.

SAMEER GLANCES AT AISHA AND RIYA NOTICES.

Sameer : nahi bhai tu hi chala ... aur phir license toh tere paas hai naa. main back seat par aur Shree tu humari back wali saet par behet ja let the girls be comfortable.

Shree : saalon yaha aatein hi mujhe bhul gayo naa.

Arjun : toh le drive kar le.

Shree : areh mere bhai tu toh emotional ho gaya... aur waise bhi mere baal gharab nahi karwane hai mujhe.

THE RIDE WAS SHORT OF 35 MINUTES BUT FOR SAMISHA IT WAS ENOUGH. RIYA HAD BEEN A SWEETHEART AND SAT ON THE SIDE ALLOWING SAMISHA [SAMEER AND AISHA] TO SIT TOGETHER SIDE BY SIDE, HOWEVER ALL THIS WHILE ARJUN'S GAZE HAD BEEN ON HER THROUGH THE MIRROR AND PAYAL WAS LOST IN THOUGHTS AND SHREE WAS TRYING TO SET HIS HAIR BACK TO ITS AWESOME STYLE.

WHEN THEY REACHED THE NIVEDAN EVRYONE WERE WAITING OUTSIDE AS IF THEY KNEW THAT THEY WERE COMING.

Shanti Maasi : areh aao Beton.

ARJUN AND THE BOYS TOUCH HER FEET THEN ARJUN TURNS TO TOUCH HIS UNCLE'S FEET.

Mr Mukherji [this name for a village man.. sounds too CITY-LIKE name] : areh bas bas Beta Arjun. Apna maa ka naam roshan karo.

Riya : Baba ye Sharmila maasi ka beta nahi hai... wo hai {signaling towards Sameer]

Arjun : nahi uncle aap sahi hai... darasal main hoon Sharmila Rawte ka Beta, Arjun Suryakant Rawte... the one and only.

Mr Mukherji : haan Beta maaf karna meri beti Riya ko pata nahi tha.

Arjun : ye aapka Beti hai toh woh dono kaun hai?

Shanti : woh meri beti Payal hai jo dulhan hai {SAMEER QUICKLY LOOKS AT HER DIRECTED SIDE AND WAS RELIVED} aur ye bhi meri Beti Riya hai. Badi Beti Riya.

Arjun : oh so it was a drama.

Shanti : issmein Ram ko yaad karne ki kya baat hai. accha chalo andar. Payal Arjun bhaiya ko unka kamra dekhao aur Aisha Beti tum bhi unko kamra dikha do. Riya Beti tum inn sab ko sharbat dedo inke kamre mein. Aur aap sab naha doh kar ayi.

Sameer : accha hua bhaiya nahi kaha.

Riya : i know right. {she winks at Sameer and Arjun sees this}

RIYA GOES FROMTHERE AND SHREE GOES WITH PAYAL. WHILE AISHA WAITS FOR SAMEER.

Sameer : bhai hum galat the.

Arjun : nahi tu galat kar raha hai. kameene usse ankh marna kab sikhaya tune.

Sameer : nahi bhai usse pata hai.

Arjun : woh toh Gaon ki chori hai usse kya pata hai.

Sameer : bhai wo samjh sakti hai.

Arjun : ey confused manav... stop confusing me. Madam Aisha please take your confused insaan with you.

IN THE ROOM.

Arjun : hey Mom how are you. { its a video chat}

Mrs Rawte : tu bata India kaise laga.

Arjun : not that good par...

RIYA KNOCKS ON THE DOOR

Arjun : ... par dil ko accha laga.

SHE TURNS TO LEAVE SEEING ARJUN SHIRTLESS. BUT ARJUN CALLS HER IN. AND SAYS THAT HE IS REALLY THIRSTY... SO RIYA PUTS THE GLASS ON THE DESK.

Mrs Rawte : kisse baat kar rahe ho?

Arjun : bas ek gaon ki chori se.

Mrs Rawte : areh humse bhi milao.

Riya : Namaste Aunty main Riya Mukherji. Shantiji ki badi beti.

Mrs Rawte : Oh my Beta aap toh kitni beautiful ho. Your mom told me ke you are pretty par itna zyada aur tumhari voice ekdum sweet.

Arjun : Mom she is NOT UNDERSTANDING... TUMHARI BAATEIN.

Riya : thankyou Aunty. Infact its an honour for me to be speaking with the lady whom even the Prime Minister appreciates.

Mrs Rawte : beta hum toh aapke liye aapki maasi hai koi Businesswomen nahi. Bejijhag humse baat kar riye.

ARJUN SHOCKED AT THE FACT THAT RIYA KNOWS ENGLISH AND CAN EVEN SPEAK SO FLUENTLY.

RIYA TURNS TO LEAVE ONCE THE CALL ENDS BUT ARJUN HOLDS HER HAND LIGHTLY AND PULLS HER BACK HOLDING HER IN PLACE AND ALMOST HUGGING FROM BACK.

Arjun : toh you know English.

Riya [smiles and places her hand over his hand on her waist] : ab ek doctor banne ke liye English bhi toh janna badta hai naa.

Arjun [turns her to face him] : toh pehle kyun nahi bataya?

Riya : bata deti toh aapki dil baatein kaise bata chalti?

Arjun again pulls her near and whispers in her ears huskily while Riya closes her eyes.

" toh my love is a doctor... doctor Girlfriend... Awesome."

RIYA MOVES BACK.

Riya : dont get any ideas okay Mr.

Arjun : i am sorry, i didnt mean to hurt you. really.

Riya : America mein kya larki ko propose nahi karte.

Arjun : oh you mean that. okay so here it goes. [he goes on his kness] ... okay this may not be so suitable, i mean am not wearing Tux or there is not romantic date and things.

Riya : what matters is you.

" Riya, mujhe hindi pasand nahi par tumhare liye mujhe hindi ke sari books parne ki mann karta hai... mujhe india pasand nahi par tumhe dekhne ke liye yaha rehni ka mann karta hai. Tum sath ho toh kuch bura nahi lagta even the road seems fine. Tum itni nice ho ki everytime i see you i fall in love. Please Miss Riya Mukherji ab iss dill ko aur mat pain do aur please be mine... foever for me, because i know that Arjun is made for Riya and Riya is made for Arjun."

Riya : yes i love you too.

ARJUN GOT UP AND CAME FORWARD TO KISS AND RIYA QUICKLY CLOSED HER EYES SCARED. ARJUN KISSED HER FOREHEAD AND RIYA SMILED LOVINGLY.\

Arjun : i love your dimples and everything about you.

Riya : me too ab mein chaaun isse pehle koi aaye.

" Hum toh kabse yahin hai Beta"

ARIYA TURN TOWARDS THE HUGE CROWD AT THE OPEN DOOR.

RIYA'S PARENTS, SAMISHA. SHREE , PAYAL AND ANOTHER WOMAN WAS AT THE DOOR.

Arjun : Maa but how?

RIYA RAN TO HER MOTHER AND HID BEHIND HER.

Mrs Rawte : Beta tujhe shak nahi pada ke yaha ka internet itna accha kaise hai.

Arjun : Mom so this was your plan all along.👏

Mrs Rawte : haan akhir pota poti kisse nahi chahiye. ummar dekh apni... accha chalo sab log. kaam bahot hai haina Shanti.

The parents left.

Shree : dude i told yaa she's really smart.

Arjun : Haan meri maa jo hai.

Sameer : tu sach mein inka beta hai kya.

Arjun : shut up jao yaha se Sam.

SAMISHA LEAVE. PAYAL RECIEVES A CALL.

Payal : hello, hi my dear sister-in-law.

Shree : sister- in- law [mimicking her]😆

Payal :areh hai ek curly baalo wala bandar. Waise Liz 😉 tu kab ayegi.Shopping par jana hai kal.--- areh kya matlab kyun, meri kya ab meri behen ki shaadi ki taiyaari karte hai.

SHE GOES OUT TALKING ON THE FONE AND SHREE FEELING AWKWARD MOVES OUT TOO.

Arjun : sunna kya kaha meri Saali ne.

Riya : aapko nangein ghumna pasand hai kya.

Arjun : only for you.

RIYA STARTS TO WALK OUT.

Arjun : areh kahan jaa rahi ho... abhi humari baatein kaha katam hui hai.

Riya : puri zindagi hai tere naal wich, kal lewegein gallan un dino wich.

Arjun : hey list i am NOT UNDERSTANDING... YOUR BAATEIN.

Riya : toh sikh lo.

Arjun : toh sikha lo.😆

Riya : dat pagal.

Arjun : only for you.😳

ARIYA SMILE AT EACH OTHER.

THE END