So here is 6th part
Arjun and Sameer went to ETF office next morning. All the team members were present there busy in their own work. Sameer asked Aisha whether they are successful in finding the chip or something about it but Aisha noded in a sad no.
Sameer (banging the table):-DAMMIT...abhi tak uss chip ke baare mei kuch bhi pata nhi chala. He banged the table so badly that all members were hell scared now.
Arjun (lightening the situation):-Chip kisi ne churayi usme iss table ki kya galti jo tu isse tod raha hai. Waise woh chor na bohut zyada chalak hoga jo humari itni security hone ke bawajood chip churane ki himmat ki.
Everybody was looking at Arjun with wide eyes as how can he say something like this in this tensed situation and one look at their chief was enough to tell that if today Arjun said one more nonsensical word he will be in hell.
Chotu (muttering to Shree):-Yaar mujhe aisa kyu lag raha hai ki aaj Arjun sir ki bali chadne waali hai. Shree was focussing something on his laptop and saying yes to chotu.
Shree (to everyone):-Sir mujhe ek unknown mail aaya hai.
Sameer:-Check karo Shree and be careful koi hacker bhi ho skta hai.
Shree checked it and presented the detail on projector. Everybody was shocked to see the details as it was about those ministers who were present in the party. The detail was about their illegal works.
Shree:-Sir ek note bhi hai.
Sameer:-Padho
NOTE:-Yeh details ussi chip mei thi jiss chip ko aap dhoondh rahe hai. Uss party mei iss chip ki adla badli hone waali thi aur iss gande kaamo mei sirf politicians nhi but kuch police officers bhi shaamil hai who toh aapne dekh hi liya hoga. Maine yeh chip ki details sabse phele aapko bheji hai. Aapko lag rha ki aapki jitni insult huyi usski wajah mai hu. Haan hu mai wajah par main reason toh yeh gande log hai. Apni galti chupane ke liye inhone aapki kabilayat par ungli uthayi. But now it's time for revenge. Agar aap unhe unki jagah dikhana chahte hai toh yes bol dijiye. Aapke ek yes se mai yeh details media ko de dungi aur phir aap jaante hai kya hoga...
Sameer (after thinking):-Yes bol do Shree.
Shree:-But sir...
Arjun:-Tumne suna nahi Shree Rathore ne kya kaha.
Shree:-Yes sir
Sameer:-Unhone uss party mei humari insult ki thi na sabke saamne ab hum iss pure desh ke saamne unki izzat utarenge. ETF dissolve karne ki dhamki de rhe the na ab hum unki kursiya todenge.
Arjun:-Chale phir...kursiya todne...
Whole ETF team stood up and went outside with a determination that now they will get back their lost respect and will give justice to everyone who suffered because of these people.
Somewhere else in an Office,
She smiled as she looked at a yes on her laptop screen. This was what she expected from them because when it comes to self-respect everything is fair. She went to her boss cabin and said that they will air this news within an hour. He called a boy and tell him to air this news and when he get to know about the news he was shocked.
Boy:-Sir isse toh hungama ho jayega. Saare Politicians bhadak jayenge sir.
Girl (dramatically):-Tu dil pe haath rakh ke bol tujhe apni jaan pyaari hai ya sach aur waise bhi ETF un politicians ko chodegi tab woh hungama karenge na.
Boy went from there to air this news because he know that there is no point in arguing with this girl. This ever crazy girl can do anything and if needed she can also cross the limits of abnormality.
In a Minister's office,
All were tensed with the breaking news and they heard that ETF is coming here to arrest them. They know it very well that now it is very tough to handle the situation especially ETF. But they made a plan to bribe the ETF.
1st Minister:-Aayie Rathore sahib...aapka hi intezaar ho raha tha. Pata nahi yeh media ko bhi kya hogya hai ab kaisi kaisi galat baatein bta rahe hai logo ko. Aap janta ko samjhaiye na ki yeh sab jhoot hai waise bhi woh media se zyaada aap logo par bharosa karenge aur yeh humari taraf se chota sa tofaaa.
Saying this he presented a suitcase full of money in front of ETF.
Sameer (with a fake smile):-Itne se humara kya hoga?
Ministers presented two more bags with a smile and ETF was shocked and confused that what is cooking up in their chief's mind.
Aisha:-Sir...
Sameer (cutting Aisha in between):-Rawte tum ETF ke 2nd in command ho tum bolo itna kaafi hoga.
Arjun:-Nahi Rathore hume toh janta ka pyar chahiye uske saamne toh yeh kuch bhi nahi.
Sameer:-Haan aur hume janta ka pyaar tab milega jab hum inhe ghasitte hue ETF office leke jayenge aur inhe sazzza milegi. Isse phele yeh khud apne jurm badha le Chotu ARREST THEM. Chotu yaad rakhna ek charge yeh bhi lagana ki on duty officers ko bribe karte hai yeh log.
Everybody sighed in relief that their bosses are honest and faithful to the duty.
In ETF Car
Arjun was driving and everybody was sitting relaxed. Sameer was sitting beside Arjun in the passenger seat.
Arjun to himself,"Yaar kaha ek ACP ko driver banadiya inn logo ne. Yeh Chotu jab bhi nahi hota tab mai drive karta hu. Pata chala kal mai ETF ka driver bann gya.
Whole team was going outside for a case and Sameer called out driver to drive the car. Driver came with a sad face.
Sameer:-Kaha reh gya tha tu Arjun. Pta hai na tu ETF ka best driver hai.
Arjun said while opening the door of the car for Sameer," Sorry sahib aagey se aisa nhi hoga.
Chotu (rubbing the dust from the car):-Kya hai yeh sir...sorry...driver kya hai yeh tum gaadi ko saaf nhi karwate.
Arjun:-Maaf kar dijiye Chotu sir aagey se dhyan rakhunga.
Sameer (clicking his fingers in front of Arjun):- Abe bhai dekh ke gaadi chala marwane ka iraada hai kya?
Arjun came back to reality and he realised that it was a dream but in a haste he said," Mai driver nahi banuga."
Everybody was shocked listening this from Arjun but a smile appeared on their faces.
Sameer:-Tujhe driver bana bhi koun rha hai tu ACP hi thik hai bhai. Par tujhe hua kya hai?
Arjun (covering up the situation):-Kuch nahi mai toh bas situation ko halka kar raha tha.
Sameer looked at Arjun with questioning gaze but he left it for the time being.
Sameer:-Aisha I am sorry.
Everybody was again shocked with this sudden sorry from their chief even Arjun was in shock.
Aisha:-Sir kisliye?
Sameer:-Maine uss time tumhari baat ko beech mei kata issiliye I am sorry.
Arjun looked at Sameer and gave a wicked smile that a teasing session will be coming.
Aisha:-No sir its ok mujhe bura nhi laga.
Shree (slowly to Riya):-Yaar yeh dono sir hume shock de deke maar daalenge.
Riya (slowly to Shree):-Shut up Shree. Ab tumne ek shabd bhi dono sir ke baare mei bola toh mai unhe bol dungi.
Shree shut his mouth saying "Udi baba". He knows Riya very well she can do this and after that god will also never save him from these two lions.
They went to ETF office and then both the bosses directly went to the interrogation room with the culprit.
Sameer:-Gadha jitni bhi mehnat karle koi usse puchta tak nhi hai waise hi hum log kitni bhi imaandaari se kitni bhi lagan se kaam karle taareef high officials ki hoti tum jaise ministers ki hoti hai. Log kehte hai ki inke under hi toh department kaam kar raha warna police kuch bhi nahi karti.
Arjun:-Haan aur kuch police officers ki wajah se puri police force badnaam hai.
Culprit:-Tum dono ka toh fayidaa hi ho rha tha tum logo ne hi hume arrest karliya. Abhi bhi waqt hai tum dono ke paas apna faisla badal do.
This made Arjun and Sameer very angry they were about to grab his neck when Chotu came in between and said,"Sir inko sazza kanoon dega.
Sameer:-Yeh kanoon shabd beech mei aagaya warna aaj insaaf toh hum dono hi kardete.
They went outside in anger and ordered everybody to go as they have no case.
In Sameer's flat,
They both entered the house with a smile as they have finished a case and they have gained their respect back.
Sameer:-Oye jab hum unke office se wapas aa rhe the toh tujhe beech mei kya hua tha? Uss waqt maine baat chodh di thi par ab bta kya hua tha?
Arjun:-Kuch nhi hua tha.
Sameer:-Rawte
Arjun (with a sheepish smile):-Maine na ek sapna dekha ki mai ETF officer ki jagah driver bann gya aur sab log mujhe order de rahe hai.
With that Sameer burst into laughter and Arjun said in anger,"Dekha issiliye mai tujhe nhi bata rha tha...hasna band kar.
Sameer (suppressing his laughter):-Accha nahi has rha.
He put his gun into a drawer and saw an envelope there.
Sameer:-Arjun yeh kya hai?
Arjun:-Woh yeh badi maa ne kuch bheja hai.
Sameer opened the envelope and took out some photos of the girls and said," Arjun tere liye hai."
Arjun:-Mere liye nhi tere liye hai.
Sameer:-Par budha toh tu hai.
Arjun:-Bhai agar mai budha hu toh tu yeh samjhle ki tu marne waala hai thodhi der mei.
Sameer (giving a glare to Arjun):-Hogya ki aur hai.
Arjun:-Nahi itna hi tha waise tu badi maa ko bta kyu nhi deta ki tu phele se Aisha ko pasand karta hai, with a teasing smile, aur aaj toh sorry bola jaa rha tha aajtak hume toh kabhi gussa karne ke baad sorry nhi bola.
Sameer:-Arjun tu chup hojaa aur waise mai batau masa ko teri woh Miss ke baare mei jo aankhon se jaadu karti hai.
Arjun was again in deep thoughts at the mention of that girl while Sameer was in a mood to tease Arjun so he started to sing "Tere naina da nasha ho gya" and ran from there because he know that a vase will come behind him but nothing happened.
Arjun:-Kahi yeh sab ussi ne toh nhi kiya?
Sameer:-Abe apna zyaada dimaag mat chala aur jaake fresh hojaa.
In a temple,
A lady of late forties was going downstairs when she slipped. She closed her eyes and was ready to fall but felt someone holding her. She opened her eyes to see two beautiful girls holing her in a firm grip.
One girl:-Aunty aap ko lagi toh nhi?
Lady:-Nahi beta mai thik hu. Agar tum dono nhi hoti toh lag jaati.
Second girl:-Aayie hum aapko neeche tak chodh dete hai.
They went downstairs.
Lady:-Thank u beta. Waise aap dono ka naam kya hai?
One girl:-Aunty yeh toh humara farz tha. Mera naam Aisha Kapoor hai, pointing to the other girl, aur iska Riya Mukherjee.
Lady:-Shaadi ho gyi?
Riya (weirdly):-Nahi aunty kyu?
Lady:-Nahi bas aise hi pucha. Ab mai chalti hu.
Aisha:-Hum chodh de.
Lady:-Nahi mere paas gaadi hai mai chali jaungi.
After that Aisha and Riya went and lady was thinking to herself,"Kitni sundar aur pyaari thi dono." She also went to her car and car zoomed in the other direction.
So here I finishes the 6th part...sorry for any mistakes...hope u all will like it...plsss do comment...shayd iske baad mai ek hafte tak update na karu ya usse bhi late ho skta hai yaa update phele kardu toh uske liye ye precap...
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