Shot 3 : Breakup
"That man is horrible!! Totally useless, buddhu. I can't believe that I'm with him...aaj toh iss relationship toot ke rahga." She thought to herself and logged into her SNS site. But the first post on her news feed boiled her blood. She picked up her cellphone and called her boyfriend.
G- Kya hain yeh, huh!! I've clearly told you yesterday that I'm over you...I'm ending this relationship, can't you understand!! You uploaded a new pic of us today...how dare you??
B- arre we still didn't break up na? aur aise kaise breakup karlun? It's 2014, not 2004, that we just tell each other "It's over" & then just stop hanging out together...it's not like that na? It's the SNS era... Bahar jaana band kar sakta hoon, SNS pe jaana kaise bandh karun? How can we avoid so many people? Be logical!
G- yeh sab kya bakk rahe ho? Breakup ke saath SNS ka kya connection? Huh? Dekho..mujhe matt banao...can't you understand I can't stand you anymore..you moron!!
B- SNS ka kya connection? Arre it's obviously crucial. Hey, just look at our pics, kitna likes aata hain.EK pic pe 1500-2000. Now if we break up how will you face all? What will you say? And if my RS would change occasionally, how it'll impact on my image? What will other girls think about me? Meri reputation, fan following ka kya hoga?? Furthermore, I've invested so much with you, aise suddenly hum breakup nahi karr sakte.
G- Invest? What invest? How much you've spent on me? Last date pe dinner ka bill vi maine dia...your credit card toh bounce ho gaya tha na??..aaj tak who stupid si red roses ke alawa kuch aur laaye ho?
B- Arre kaise laaun? Tumko pata hain, humari pics pe itna likes kyun aata hain? Because I've worked on my looks ...cloths...style..harr cheez pe dhayan dena parta hain..pehle toh jis kapron main nahata tha unhi main party karr leta tha...but tumhari aane ke baad...harr occasion ke liye naya dresses lena parta hain...you know...isiliys girls itna likes deti hain... aur tumpe spend nahi karti kisne kahan? Last month jo tumne hair color change ki...uske baad kya-kya hair nourishment-treatment wagera kia...phir woh paris se tumhare liye naya makeup kit mangwaya...aur tumhare liye beauty salon ki samne kitni baar wait vi toh kia...
G-(started crying) Vaaahhaaan...(sobbing)..aaahaanhhanan...I won't stay for another minute with you, never. It's over...Kitna ghatiya, chote aadmi ho tum, chee...main iss relationship nahi rakhungi...(crying).
B- Arre, meri ma..calm down..plz!( tried to handle the situation) dekho...jaanu. Stop crying...dekho..we'll discuss about it...later ok.
g- nahi. Abhi breakup karo! Right now!!
B- Dekho jaan, aab main suddenly sabko jaake yeh thori bol sakta hoon ki meri GF marr gayee, yeh toh possible nahi na?
G- (flared up)Main kyun marungi? I'm talking about breakup!!
B- haan haan... Look jaanu suddenly toh yeh nahi ho sakta na..I've to tell everyone a reliable cause for this breakup, nahi toh baaki ladkiyan kya sochgi? meri image ka kya hoga...fan followers vi kam ho jayga...you understand na jaanu... They'll think I'm a character dheela rooster...harr do din main Gf change karr leta hoon...ek ladki ke saath nahi tikta..yeh tumko vi accha nahi lagega na? that's why, we have to settle it..shanti se,aaram se baith ke sochnge..phir decide karenge..thik hain na jaan...aab gussa thuk do,plz!
G- hmm...tumse toh baat karna hi bekar hain...arrgh!! eK number ke burbak, idiot, gadha ho tum!!
She cut the phone. Boy sighed in relief.
B- chalo accha hain..kuch der ke liye hi sahi..bala tali. Isko baad main dekhungi, pehle kaam khatam karlun.
He engrossed into his work.
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The first futile breakup attempt of this couple...guess the names & let me know how was it.
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