So, yesterday while lying in my oh so warm bed, I was thinking, what if, Sakshi had been thoroughly pissed off with Arjun's supercilicious disposition? What would she do to exact revenge??
And voila... I was struck with an utterly demented idea. 😆
Ten ways to irritate Arjun Suryakant Raute
~ A list by Sakshi Anand
Show him your multi-dollar smile after every 10 minutes.
Call him Saddu', Akdu', Khadoos' and Sannata Singh' in his hearing range and if he looks in your direction, start an hour long diatribe on corrupt politicians.
Giggle uncontrollably when you reach the crime scene.
Interrupt him when he is speaking and ask stupid questions like do you think our victim liked Shah Rukh Khan, or what do you think he last ate before he died, or ask him if he knows the victim's favorite music band?
Suggest impossible theories like - maybe a ninja assassin killed him. Or maybe he was killed by a three legged alien because he knew about the other world. Or maybe he was killed by a bunch of angry monkeys because he had stolen the chief's girlfriend.
Comment on his choice of clothes. Does he have hundred shirts of the same type, albeit different colors?
Put salt in lieu of sugar in his cutting chai EVERY. DAMN. TIME.
Stand up abruptly on your seat and rush to the washroom at once. Later, come back and claim that you have loose motions.
Hand him a book of Santa-Banta' jokes and ask him to read it at once. Also hand him the DVDs of comedy shows like FRIENDS, Modern Family, Sarabhai vs Sarabhai and before taking departure, say, "Just chill man."
Before he leaves the ETF office, after solving a cumbersome case, sing "Gandi baat" or any Yo yo Honey Singh's songs as conspicuously as you can.
PS Before I am being bombarded with the proverbial eggs and tomatoes, I would ask to hold your reins because first, tomatoes are TOO expensive and second, it was just for fun, my dear follks. The sole purpose was to read it, imagine the different scenarios and then, 🤣.
It was not meant to hurt anyone and if it still managed to, then you have my sincerest apologies.
Oh and point number 5 has been blatantly thieved from my favorite show Castle. The protagonist ACTUALLY suggests such impossible theories.
Also, the name 'Sannata Singh' has been thieved from the Bollywood movie Commando. Couldn't help it. It is too fitting to our cop.
PPS I would love to hear your suggestions as well!! So do share your views.
PPPS I should be studying now.
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