Subject 'RE: Sir ka dard
Dearest...
No way on this earth u can be dear to me !
Ms Disaster ..Yeah that's about right!
Scratch the above ones
Phele to Hi- Fi !!
Tum bhi Mere Sir ka dard Ho ,
Well, to begin with I am glad for the letter because finally I realized that how much are you into me...I mean my shirts.
Wearing those tight fitting Shirts with 4 buttons opened makes me look hot...Well Girl, let me tell you that I am Sexy and I know it ! After all, you need to have it to flaunt it .Samjhi na ...
And please tumne? Tumne acche acchon ko theek kiya ?
Huh I guess treatment ki zaroorat toh tumhe hai..dont worry Liza se pooch lena ..I am sure tumhare liye accha sa doctor toh doondh hi legi. Varna mujhe keh dena. I will personally drive you down to Agra...
Par manna padega, tumhe ETF se Nikal diya par tum toh Crazy Ball ke mere par hi rebound ho gayi! par ab aage aage dekho hota hai kya
woh kya hai na , duniya badi kharab hai Saakshi ..sambhal kar rehna kahin bhi kuch bhi ho sakta hai...
Tum jo bolti ho who tum karti ho, I'll give you that! ..par ek question tum kuch karti bhi ho kya chakar chakr ke aelawa?
par yeh mat bhulna ki " jo main nahi bolta who main definitely karta hun"
Kulfi Faluda toh mera banta nahi..par tum shukar manao ki main tumhara mutton korma nahi banaya ..
par ek baat sahi hai ..tum miss nonsensical toh ho !!Chalo khushi iss baat ki hai ..atleast sachyai toh boli tumne..kabhi kabhi akal ki baat kar leti ho ,shayed mera hi asar hai tumpe, duniya pe yeh mera udhar raha!
Arre tumhe maarne ke liye thodi maine strangle kiya tha , itne aaram se toh main tumhe bilkul nehi marne dunga ...aakhir tum mere entertainment ka daily dose jo ho..
aur saare jailor mujhse darte hai..toh unki chinta mat karo...
Zara touch are nahi Sakshi , Katrina kuch zyada hi hot thi ussme par tumhre case main mereko toh Chikni chameli sunayi deta hai ...
Aaayi ! chikni chameli , chhup ke akeli, pawwa chadha ke aayi !!!
Physical toh bahut log hona chate hai humse ..tum bhi line main lag jao ..kya pata main kab meherban ho jauan tum par ...akhir umeed par toh duniya kamyam hai... ab samjhi ya samjhun?
Ring tak mat jao Sakshi , mere cabin ka couch hi kafi hai hum dono keliye. We'll switch place and adjust in my chaise!
Ab galat mat samjhna ..I Mean panja ladyenge. wahi par all clear.
Dekh lenge "kiss" mein hai kitna dum!
P.s- Tumhre kiss ka dum nahi pooch raha hun.
Rahi tumhri kehna ke baat... ek baar couch par mere saath aao toh , kuch kehne ke liye bache ga nahi ..woh kya hai na ..mujhe chup karvane ki bahut tareeka aate hain. ek do tum par aazama lungi...Wahi pe bold out ho jaogi.
Ab scoreboard banaya hai toh chalo maintain bhi kar lena hai... woh kya hai na main hamesha headstart deta hun warna duniya kahegi ...ki maine tumhe mooka nahi diya jeetne ka.
Lock todne par itne khush?..chotu ki jagah muscle man ..oops muscle women tumhe hi bana deta hun, what say?
and Sameer sirf ek pappi se nahi khush hota hai...par chaddo! kabhi aur detail main samjha dunga.. ke kaisa khus karna hota hai
Sam aur mera dostana bahut purana hai ...aur Ayesha ko Sam mere saath share toh karna hi padega. ...Woh kya hai na "Sharing is caring"mil jhul kar khush rehe te hain humlog.
Jahan tak Unki Prem ki gadi ka sawal hai..woh toh Station se nikal kar ..kitne andhere raston se bhi guzar chuki hai uska tumhe kya pata. ab tumhare nazrein mujh par aur meri shirt ke buttons par hai toh usme ab tumhe dosh bhi nehi de sakta. woh kya hai na ..I AM SEXY AND I KNOW IT. (yes, I am repeating it cause it's true.)
Sakshi ..ab tumhe kaisa samjhun main Shree toh mera favorite haina! sabse zyada mazaa mujhe uske ke saath aata hai. uski recording kyun banauga main ?meri personal life ko secret hi rakthe hai hum.
Woh kya hain a mujhe Nike pasand and hai Shree ko Mc Donalds! *wink*
So I was just doing it and he was loving it. (notice the bold)
Shhh. kisi ko batana mat what happens behind the closed doors. yeh hamar secret hai. Khao pinky promise?
Raat ke needh ka kya hai Sakshi. agar raat ki neend sacrifice nahi karta toh uss kaam ko din ke karni padti na ..And din main thodi mushkil bhi toh hoti hai. Chotu humesha Shree k saath chipka rehta hai aur tum meri shirt k button k saath.
ab yeh sab bhi mujhe samjhana padega kya ? (haan, agli baar, give us some privacy!)
Normal ka matlab ..ab kya tumhe praticals dun normal hone ke?
Chotu ki tension na lo. daily basis apne 11:30 baje wali ki dukaan se kuch na kuch khata rehta hai.
par ab jab tum lock tod sakti ho ..toh Chotu ko rest de dete hain. ab usse zyada energy ki zaroorat nahi padegi
"A la geunja" ke liye ab toh tum hi ho bas tum hi ho.
Insaan tum ho aur bhook bhi lagti hai tabhi toh pav bhaji khilya tha na..tum bhi na Sakshi aakhir kis cheez ki bhook hai tumhe ki khatam hi nahi hoti?
Fish se mera pet nahi bharta ..mujhe butter chiken zayada Pasand hai. dhyan rakhna sanam hum doobne walon main se nahi doobanae walon main se hain!
( Tina Butter chicken for u😉 )
Meri Shirts par toh Phd kar li tum ne , ab samjh aaya ki tumhara dimag rehta kahan hai! dekhte agar bakki ki ladkiyan hain toh paani tumnre mooh main kyun aa raha hai?
ab main kitna rasila, spicy ya angoori hunn ab yeh toh tumhe hi pata lagana hoga na. chaho toh help kar deta hun.
Remember couch par all clear; yeh doubt bhi clear kar dunga. par agar tum chaho tabhi. koi zabardasti nahi hai!
Fruit salad sundae taste toh karke dekho accha hota hai and haan main apni baat nahi kar raha tha ..toh please uss direction main dimag lagana bhi mat.
Tumhre neck ka pain door kar deta hun. jab peep in karna hoga bata dena..main jhook jaunga. tumhe bhi aasani ho jayegi..inside ka show dekhne main and baaki ladkiyon ko bhi bata dena.
Ab tumne hi kaha tha ki main helpful nahi hun toh for a change tumhre baat maan kar dekhte hain
Warm and cozy Regards
ACP Arjun S. Rawte
ETF second chief in command
Now dealing with a novice crackhead ex-reporter
P.S- I know tumhe Chipkali pasand nahi hai toh socho main kahan kahan dal sakta hun.
P.P.S- Agar maine tumhari coffee main kuch mila diya phir kya karogi? phele bhi kar chukka hun ..Chotu se pooch lo. usse chudail dikha di thi aur tumhe kuch specific dekhna hai toh bata do.
P.P.P.S: Remember, life IS all about fun and games, Samjhe ya samjhau?...Ab aage aage dekho hota hai kya.
Main dekhne ke liye tayar hun par tum phele dikho toh.
Liza had yet come again to access Sakshi computer but she saw her staring her computer screen very intently and without blinking. She thought that Sakshi had gone into shock but after few minutes of nonstop calling she was glad that Sakshi turned towards but then vey next second she fainted and fell with a thud on the floor.
Somewhere in his cabin Arjun was twirling a dart in his end and he heard the commotion outside- he had hit the bulls eye yet gain both on the dart board and well let's keep that as an unspoken truth.
Bulls Eye it is.
P.S - My Arjun prem ke aage no one can win ..so he has to have the last laugh!!!
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Anupamaa
