(ariya only) opposite att**cts ? discontinued - Page 10

Long time no update dr.

No update for a vry long time.

hey guys, updated after...many days🤢 give it a read😳

warning...dont expect anything logical in it. u might be thinking after reading this how can anyone behave like this, but it all stuff of my crazy dimag, so try to bear😃

i quickly got dressed, and literally ran to my car, leaving behind my mom's screamings, ''breakfast !!!!'' and my sister's rolling eyes. though i am back, still i hate those oily parathas...it is not like i will put on weight, thanks to my work outs, but i hate oils and extra atyachar of sweets. in the matter of sweets, my family is worst. everyone, except me, have a sweet tooth. i still remember my sister was so fatty in her childhood, and how i and my friends used to tease her about her being fatty,of course not my bff...i wonder if he had this tiny miny love thing from birth time...ewww...hey..i remember he used to protect her from our teasings...hmmm, anyways, the point is the culprit again the sweets and oils. now, thank god, my sister is not so moti like that time...gosh, it would have been so bad about my reputation...and not to forget heart problems!

i stopped my car in front of MCdonalds...ah, i know know...it is not healthy food, but tell me whats healthy in this earth? boiled veggy? yeah right...i wont eat it even if i am in deathbed...yuck! who invented that thing? i bet he was not in his perfect senses when he invented boiled veggy as a healthy food...if i get a hold of him, i should probably strangle him! and please dont think i am against feminism about this invention...no girl can create this piece of shit, even she is going through pregnancy mood swings, or break up...they are way in love with delicious foods in world, for example my mom, granny and sister...look at them. they can wipe out an entire marriage ceremony, putting us shame to death!

i entered MCdonalds...again those drooling sessions. i am now enjoying all this attentions. i went towards the reception, where an sexy girl, wearing cute dress and skirt, revealing her sexy legs, stared at me with ga ga eyes.

''excuse me...'' i asked, and the girl was still in dreamland. intersting.

''yes...what will you like to have sir? sandwiches, pizzas...me...''

what the...she really said that?

i smirked, proud at myself, ''well sweetheart...i can save you for dessert...'' and i winked. it did the work...she snapped in present and blushed hard.

''for now...sandwich will work.'' i ordered and turned to grab a seat. see, i am health conscious.

i quickly went through my smart phone...it has to be man's greatest creations. smartphones..though surfing from phone still sucks. i locked my phone and impatiently waited for order, when i looked around the place.

if man is the best creation of god, certainly women are bestest creation of him. i can spend my life staring at them...well i wont mind doing something too...ehmmm. so many type, cute, smiling, busy, chatterbox, giggle gang...looks like half the city has broke into this place!

before i was going to scan the gals, i got my order...and, wait a minute! since when receptionist started part time job as waitress? is MCdonalds short on workers?

she smiled secretly, and then placed the order, more like showing off her chest to me..babes, i was in Vegas...i have seen enough of nude lady, so it wont work.

she turned and slowly went away, and i wondered what was that secret smile all about? then i hold my sandwich and saw it.

ah...her no. in a piece of paper! hmm...i wonder if i got free time to call her. she is quiet good...my mind is already on danger zone.

i slowly ate my sandwich, and enjoyed thoroughly as i saw that receptionist gal was looking at me like hawk, like i am eating her instead of this innocent sandwich. so despo...

i finish my eating, and left a much more amount on the table than required...its for her despo attitude+ tip... i went towards the washroom...

before i come out, i watched in a second the washroom door was open, and in a sec, i was pushed on a wall, and a lady was all over on me. ohh...so miss despo cant control it, eh?

''cant wait for my call, beautiful?'' i smirked, as she hungrily ran her finger on my shirt, about to tear it open.she whispered like a horny lad.

''i want you, right now.''

ok...this was OTT. i am feeling like she is gonna rape me or something. and her fingers...she will tear my shirt for christ's sake.

''whoa...lady, dont tear my shirt'' i warned her, but she was so busy...and not to forget despo. then she stopped it, and aimed for my lips. she was about to kiss me when...

dil jhumping jhapak jhampak jhampak..gili gili aye

sirf dekhne ka nahi...

what ridiculous ring tone...and its coming from my phone? W*F??? and the lyrics...sirf dekhne ka nahi...creating whole new meaning. but thank god, it distracted her from me, and i almost jump away from her. i answered it, and she watched me like kid snatched away her candy. now i exactly feeling like eye candy.

''hello?'' oh, thank god...my savior...i am ready to kiss you.

''where the hell are you?'' my bff barked at me. eww...kissing plan changed.its sam.

''errr...i am little busy!.'' i am not sure what to tell him...i was going to rape if he didnt call me? what the...

''come right now. you are too late, and your sister is hyper.'' he said.

''are you the chief or she? and why she is acting like hormonal preggers chick? did you do something?'' i blurt out, cant control it. i am not in senses actually...feeling like this first time in my life, and its weird.

''shut up...are you drunk? think at least before you talk.'' i can say he was way too embarrassed. i am also feeling weird. i of course dont want to know about my sister's ...ahhh.

''come fast.'' he said, and disconnect the call, and i cursed him, as the silence in the washroom killed me again. i turned to the girl, who is all ready to jump at me. i have to quickly get out.

''err...work call. so...i will call you, pakka...ok? err...bye...'' i mumbled, and nearly sprinted towards the door, thank to the call, been able to save my virtue from this horny bitch. call...yeah, not in my death bead!

i silently swear to myself, will never give any signal to any gal from now on...but wait? when i gave her sign like that? that dessert line...ok...i will shut my mouth from now on, now i am exactly feeling why the uproar about assaults when any old bas***d minister say the girl gave signals for her assault. wow...so it feel like this, huh? i am feeling so...i dont know...

i didnt realise when i reach my new office, and absent mindedly reach in the conference table, where my sister was glaring, my bff was giving me apologetic and you are dead she will kill you look, while the other 3 obviously thinking what kind of a senior i am, coming late on the 2nd day! i silently sat on the chair i sat the earlier day...and looked at the board, where all the details of any new case is put on.

so there is a new case...there was new pics of dead body and suspects, some chits obviously with new details. i looked inquiringly at my bff.

''its a new case of murder...'' he started,

''which you missed, all thanks to your late coming habit.'' my sister cut him. she is fast becoming irritating hitler person of the decade, Aisha rawte. i rolled my eyes, still looking at him.

he gave me details, and soon we all are busy in discussing cases. i was now completly coming out of that incident, and surprising to myself, thinking about this murder.whats wrong with me?

all went to their respective works, and my bff dear left me and kitten for interrogation of the victims girl friend. ok...i can only hope this lady wont turn out to be like her! then i have to keep 1000 km distance from gals, and i certainly dont like it.

kitten left the room, leaving behind me, bff, and my great sis. ah, free lioness mode activated. and i am not in a mood to defend myself too.

''you are senior here, and you are coming late. its not done!'' she said through gritted teeth.

''i was only...''

''1 hour late, yeah...'' he said, and i shut up. this has to be some kind of record!

''i was busy...'' i again started.

''yeah, flirting, right?'' she glared again, and i mumble.

''i wish...it was more like izzat pe aach...''

they both caught it, and stared at me with quizzical look.

''what did you say?'' he asked. ah oh...i better run.

''i am getting late for investigation...she is waiting...''

''she can wait...what izzat?'' she asked, and i have to give up. actually may be i myself wanted to share this incredible experience...and laughed about it, and getting pissed about it!

as soon as i finished my dukh bhari atmakatha, they both burst in laughter. my kamina bff sat on chair to hold himself, and my sister, lady hitler, supported herself on his shoulder. they continued to laugh.

''are you telling me some girl tried to rape you?'' he said, and again burst into laughter.

''that was epic.'' she laughed to, spit coming out of her mouth. oh god...can this get more bad?

''ok i am leaving...'' i was about to turn, but he hold my wrist.

''aww, come on...please give me her no. i want to congratulate her. such a heroic task!'' he laughed more...kamina!

''i am thinking to give all treat.. to all colleagues.'' she suggested, and i glared. no way!

''do it, and forget to marry him!'' i threatened. her smile didnt fade.

''hah...try anything else.''

''errr...i dont know...dont tell anyone, ok? you are my apne or what?'' i desperately tried, and they eventually stopped laughing.

''how about we make a deal? you give your 100% in here, in work, come in time, work as you told, and we will seal our lips.'' he make a deal...and i swear on my life it was her idea. damn...why on earth i said it all? its called pairon mein kulhari marna/ dig your own grave!

i cursed them both in mind...i wish she beats him everyday after wedding, and she spend all day after marriage washing dishes! then i gave up.

''fine...as you wish madam, sir!'' i said sweetly, and stormed out of the cabin. they had officially pissed me today...now i am feeling such a fury, more to that girl, if i found her right now, i will ...i will...ahhh!!!!! i will throw her to sea...i will push her from 100 floor, i will make her eat shit...i will lock her in a space ship and send her to pluto!

i angrily sat in the SUV and shut the door with a bang, startling kitten. i can say she is confused as why am i angry, but i am too busy to cursing that bitch!

''sir...we are going...''

''to MCdonalds. and dont think we are going on a date.'' i cut her and she shut up. i took the turn , and in no time i was back in that place. i have no idea why i am here and what i am gonna do, but i want to bash that horny bitch!

i entered, and saw her...there she is, lurking her eyes on another guy. such a ...i am short of word. i went towards her, and she was tensed at once.

''you ...you ...such a bad person!'' i shouted at once, making a scene, and all people looked at me. what the hell am i doing? she was shocked at my outburst.

''you freaking lady? what the hell was you doing back there in the washroom? you work here for this...trying to throw yourself to every guy? have you no self respect? are you always that horny or something special about this day? you horny bitch!'' i cursed her openly, and heard several gasps. but i dont care...i am too busy to curse her, and she is all red due to embarrassment.

''excuse me sir, what is...'' the manager came, and i shut him.

''allow me to explain...this girl, she first gave her no. to me...'' i showed him the piece of paper, with the no, '' then she was all over me in the washroom. in gents washroom...where the hell are your security guards?'' i yelled more.

the manager tried to calm me down, ''sir, please, come with me to my cabin...''

''i am not coming to your cabin. i am here just to give her a piece of mind.'' i yelled. the manager looked at me, then said to her, ''you are fired!''

i left the place, and was little relieved. i was so pissed at the deal back in office, and vent it out all on her, who is actually the reason for all this! i am now feeling happy, now at least i got my revenge.

''that was so harsh.'' kitten said to me.

''excuse me?'' i was shocked? what harsh?

''what you did to her.'' she simply explain, and there was sad expression on her face...for her! what the ...

''lady, you have no idea what she did to me...i am practically sold to your boss and my sister for her!'' i blurt out, and she was confuse. but she didnt ask more.

''she lost her job, how would she survive?'' she said thoughtfully, and i was momentarily feeling guilty.

''but...'' i tried to justify myself, but she cut me.

''you could have have her alone...'' she said, and i raised my eyebrows . alone? with her? nightmare...

'' i mean this public bashing...it was too much. and why dont even care? you himself had experienced incidents like that...'' she said.

''lady...i didnt force myself on any lady ever...do i look like a rapist?'' i was pissed. what the hell? she should have support me, and i thought ladies dont help each other . and here this is a fine example of behen ka pyar.

she flushed, ''i didnt meant it...''

before she can say anymore, i turned and went inside again to MCdonalds. the manager still bashing that chick, and she was pleading. they all stopped seeing me again.

''dont fire her.'' i ordered.

''sir?'' the manager is deaf or what? i rolled my eyes.

''dont fire her, ok? give her warning, but dont fire her. samjhey ya samjhaoon?'' i gave him the ultimate look, and he nodded. i look around the place, everyone was enjoying the scene.

''its over, so get back to your meal, will you?'' i shouted sarcasticly, and all the people resumed their meal, still whispering. i left the place.

i sat in my SUV, while kitten was surprise and all at my behavioror...she was grinning.

''we are going late.'' i barked. she sat inside, still grinning.

the journey was silence. and then it hit me. what the hell did i just do back there? did i make a public scene over a make out that didnt happen at all? gosh...i can never go back to mCdonalds...ever again! and in front of her? what if she tell anyone...arre yaar!

suddenly i heard loud sound, and saw she was laughing hysterically. for a moment i thought she is having a panic attack or something. but then realisation hit me. she was laughing...now i am so dead. heights of embarrassment. it had to be the worst day in the history of mankind!

''what are you laughing at? are you so happy that i listen to your advice?'' i asked sarcasticly. she paused.

''i am actually imagining your reaction when she was trying to...'' words failed as she started to laugh again, ''abla purush.'' she stated.

i was dumbfounded, then i also started to laugh with her. she was surprise first, then she joined me. gosh...i was feeling such a victim then, when i should have make out with her...if i was in vegas, i would have sure do something! gosh, i have become such a saint...its all the affect of indian weather, or something is wrong with my head? am i having a fever? i quickly checked my temple, when she was busy laughing...nope, all is fine...never mind.

so, when my mind was clear from all this drama, i finally concentrated on the big thing...i am actually spending time with my kitten! that too on duty...we supposed to gone to interrogate someone, and we are here...if my hitler sister came to know about it na, i swear she will leak my tiny secret to all. i better rush.

i cleared my throat, and she looked at me, still laughing, tears were ready to fall all thnxx to laughter attack.

''stop laughing. we are on duty.''

instantly smile left her lips, and shocked was all over her face.she was staring at me with open mouth, i know i know what she is thinking... how can be i serious instantly? ah...kitten... u have to know many things about me now.

i focused more on driving and grinned internally, while she was staring at me. i asked.

''what? my face become interesting in a night or its geography is changed?''

she close her mouth, and looked outside instantly in reflex...i bet she is cursing me in her mind.

''stop cursing me.'' i ordered, and she looked at me again, mouth same open in o shape. wow..i am feeling like god or mind reader.

''close your mouth, or fly will enter.'' i said, and she shut up. i am enjoying this too much. i didnt realise when suspects house come, and we reached our destination.

picnics over, work start. shit!

kya??? zyada ho gaya???😆

now, comment/ hit the like button, and i really wanna know all that madness was too much or ok😳

super yaar i laughed my head off with the image of arjun being u know messed around with a woman

Ah BB ths is one of bi**hy updt🤣🤣
ahh it was a sweet atayachar.
i dun like sweets..yuckk
and thn boiled veggies..wht the..
I hate tht too.
Thn comes to beautiful ladies and their mood swings too..🤣🤣

hmm tht girl is really tht you explained in the story man..
Thank got she didn't ra*ed him..
Btw all thanks to sam.
And then tje special interrogation of sam and aisha🤣🤣
then he and his kitten🤣🤣
btw i love ths kitten very much.
Man he ran back to the restro to bark at her
tht was horrible.
I mean in india..nt usual..bt the girl was nt usual induan grl i must say.
And kitten,, she was feeling pity for her..
And the great behna pyaar🤣🤣
man he is crazy.
He again went back there and also saved tht girl frm being fired
and thn the mind reading session🤣🤣
and kitten was imagining him in tht state..poor riya..don't stres on your brain!🤣🤣
picinic khatam ..how sad🤣🤣
do continue yaar

Aweome update my darling riyu.
Kya comeback hai.
Chal update pe aate hai.
It was awesome.
I also hate boiled vegies.
Aww some girl was raping arjun.
Iget this what your intention. Some girls are like this. They always provoked boys.
Thanx to sam varna arjun ka to pata nahi.
Love sasha interogation.
Riya called him abla purush.
Continue soon.

That was awesome Riya. I can't stop laughing 😆 .
That girl was such a despo. Trying to rape Arjun 😆 .
Riya called him Abla purush 🤣 .
Love it. Pls update soon.

omg that was indeed hilarious

ah ha ou BB is back with a bang...

ohh myy !! God wait!!! first lemme finish laughing!! goshh!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
over oily parathas and boiled veggies, both suck a big time really!!
Omg what a despo man!!!🤣🤣🤣 she literally tried to rape him🤣🤣 chaalo sam k call ne izzat bachacle Arjun ki🤣🤣
loved aisha and sam blackmailing him🤣🤣
omg he actually went back to mc donal's to blast at her 🤣🤣
awwiee kitten is so sweet, she was actually feeling sorry for that girl..God he actually listen to her, and went back and told to not fire her😲🤣🤣🤣
fultu pagalpanti..i love it🤣🤣
abla purush🤣🤣
then Arjun mind reading, poor kitten🤣🤣
ohh man picnic khatam🤣

LOVED the update Ri!!!
contd soon kario😳