Happy b'day trollmate 🥂

"Many many happy returns of the day....may God this may God that may God blah blah blah....." Agar aisa kuch parhne aayi hai is post me tu hinz to laut jaaaa bcz ye sab hum ko aata hi nahi hum se hoga hi nahi🥲✌️

Bhagwan ko jo aashirwad dena hoga wo apna dekh lenge pehle mai tujhe apna aashirvaad deti hu🌝 :

▪️May you become the bara aadmi that vannu uncle only dreams of being😳 (bole to raato raato star ban jaaye tu...tathaastu 😌)

▪️May you also become the beejnees partner of a billionaire raato raat😎 (why should anu didi have all the fun)

▪️May you never get fatty (and always look hot like Anuj kapadia) inspite of having chocolate fudge,halwa,chocolate milk shake and every fatty thing on earth on daily basis😆

▪️May you never depend on anyone to give you 'panaah' in their penthouse....tu mast khud ka penthouse kharidna aur hum jaise bhikhariyo ko invite karna apne bday par🥂🍾

▪️May you never get a freind like bunty in your life jis k chakkar me zindagi k L lag jaaye🤣

▪️May you always remain healthy and you never have to visit any bholuraam doctor jo sir par chot lagne par seene ka ilaaj kare aur breathing rate check karne se aage kuch aata hi na ho🤡

▪️May you never encounter any gundaas in any of your beejness trip or road trip

▪️May you always earn enough money to buy turtle necks of every colour that gaurav wears😉

▪️May you never get judgemental neighbours like Shah gunj ki clown orats(sarla aunty and company)

▪️May you get to do party and naach gaana every week just like anupamaa(bas kapre acche pehen liyo tu party me,not cham cham like her🤡)

▪️May you never encounter any irritating stranger (giving you gyaan/bhashan) while you are doing diwali/Christmas shopping🤪

▪️May you earn enough money to give 2000 rupees just for a glass of paan milk shake👍🏼

▪️May your car never stop functioning midway while going to airport or returning home from beejness trip🙂

▪️May you never have to stand whole day in a 3rd class mohalla waiting for your friend's family's 'kalah kalesh' to get over

▪️May you look sexy and cute even while being behosh/sleepy😃

▪️May your skin glow like gaurav ka cham chamata seena 👉👈

▪️May you never overthink over silly matters like anupamaa fd does after watching writer 'emotions vyas' ki insta stories 🤪

▪️May your mental health never be as screwed up as anupama's accent 😆

▪️May your kismat be as good as that of the nurse who got to change Anuj's clothes

Shittt bro aashirvaad ki list to lambi hoti jaa rahi hai🤔

Chal ek last aashirvaad rakh le tu 👉👈

Jaisi hai waisi hi rahiyo forever and ever ♾️trust me mast package hai tu🤗

Bhagwan tujhe har buri nazar baa vanraaj Toshu jaise logo se bachae 🧿

Also bro stop being humare forum ki Anuj kapadia😂😂..matlab I seriously wonder sometimes, ki abhi to this girl made fun post a few minutes ago aur ab jaa kar angst wala os bhi likh diya.... aur abhi itna digest kar hi rahi hoti hu mai tab tak tu koi tharki os likh k le aati hai🤦🏼‍♀️

Matlab itni variety kaha se aati hai....plzzz itna sarvagun sampann mat ban behen complex hota hai🤭

Bhagwan ji be like :

"Talents samet k saare jahaan ki

Jab kuch na ban saka to hina ka khopdi bana diya"

❤️❤️

P.s-mere ko kisi aur k post me ghus k tere ko wish karne ka man nahi tha to separate post hi bana diya😬

Jaaaa ab gaurav ko ghoor aur khush reh🤭

Heppyyyyyyy wala janam day🍾🥂

(B-day bhi gaurav k b-day k ek din pehle hai aur humour bhi gaurav jaisa hi hai tera😂)