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Jealousy (Part-6)
Guru: choodo...cho...ahh
Aditi enters
Aditi: Guruuu...Vikrant jaldi aoo,chodo Guru ko isne tumhara kya bigada hai chodo
(Woh aatma Guru ko chod deti hai. Thabhi VikSha aa jate hai waha)
Vikrant: Guru...Aditi kya hua ise?
Aditi: jis aatma ne Shaina pr hamla kia tha usi ne Guru pe bhi humla kia. Ise tumhare ghar le jate hai,sirf behosh hai,but mai doctor ko bula leti hu.
Vikrant: ha thik hai.
(Guru ko wo log Vikrant k ghar le jate hai,doctor use check kar k jate hai aur Aditi Suresh sir k sath bahar phone pr baat kar rhi hoti. Room me Vikrant & Guru akele hote hai aur tabhi Guru ko hosh aa jata hai.)
Guru: ahhh...mera sir...
Vikrant: uth gya
Guru: ahh...oh aap ho
Vikrant : abe darr kyu rha hai?
Guru: dara kyu rahe ho? Aur ap mere room me kya kar rhe ho?
Vikrant: abe aankhe khol k dekh ye tera room hai?
Guru: oh ha ye to mera room ni hai,fir kiska?
Vikrant: mera ghar hai be,tere ghar pe le jate toh tera baap pachaso sawal puchta
Guru: ha aur fir mera baap toh uss bhootni se jada bura haal krta mera
Vikrant: sach?
Guru: ha
Vikrant: fir toh agli baar wahi le jayenge tujhe
Guru: chot lgi hai mujhe fir bhi tana maar rhe ho
Vikrant: acha khair,sun personal experience se keh rha hu,pitne k baad bhook bohot lgti hai.
Guru: mujhe to bina pite bhi lgti hai. Waise kya hai?
Vikrant: aj tu bohot pita na toh tujh pr taras aa gya mujhe to burger le aya. Le kha.
Guru: arre wah,ek baat kahu mai na sirf isi baat k liye apki respect karta hu k aap meri hi trh food lover ho.
Vikrant: acha sirf iss baat k liye?
Guru: chodo ye sb,Aditi kaha hai,nazar ni aa rhi
Vikrant: wo bahar phone pr baat kar rhi hai. Waise ye bata tujhe sharam ni ati?
Guru: ati haina,dad ko report card dikhate hue,aur maa k samne ladkiyo se baat karte samay mujhe badi sharam ati hai. & ha jb Aditi meri tareef karti hai tab bhi badi sharam ati hai mujhe.
Vikrant: abe besharam,Aditi tujhse age me badi hai use didi bulaya kar off duty
Guru: well in that case aap bhi toh Aditi se chaar saal bade ho age me,toh mai usko bolu apko bhaiya bulaye off duty
Vikrant: abe hattt...jo bolna hai bol mujhe kya aur khabardaar ye sari bakwaas ki usse toh.
Guru: ha fir aisi faltu baate kyu ki aapne. By the way mai ek secret batau apse?
Vikrant: bako
Guru: aise ni thoda pyaar se pucho
Vikrant: boliye
Guru: mai sirf single ladkiyo se flirt krta hu,kisi ki GF ya wife se ni,toh Aditi ko propose kar do,I promise mai use kabhi flirt ni karunga.
Vikrant: acha propose kar du taki jo gun wo leke ghoomti hai ussi se mujhe uda de haina?
Guru: yaar bhai,ye baat mai pehli aur aakhri baar bol rha hu toh dhyaan se sun lo,mai apke food love k alawa apki intelligence k liye bhi apki respect karta hu. But ye pyaar k chakkar me apka dimag fuse ho gya hai.
Vikrant: pyar ka chakkar? Pagal hai kya? Aisa kuch ni
Guru: ohho ho hoo,waise toh ek taraf hai gharwali aur ek taraf baharwali kar rhe ho aur mere samne aisa kuch ni,wah
Vikrant: abe kya bol rha hai? Bootni ki wjh se tera tube light jaisa dimag ab fuse ho gya hai.
Guru: acha ab toh iss bare me mai baat hi ni karunga,mat karo Aditi ko propose mai usse flirt karta rahunga.
Vikrant: bohot kamina hai tu
Guru: bas kar pagle ab rulayega kya?
Guru: bhai bohot jor se ayi hai
Vikrant: ha toh bathroom udhar hai ja,bistar pe ni
Guru: chiii bhai woh ni,gane ki icha ayi hai,plz gaa lu?
Vikrant: manega toh hai ni toh gaao
Guru: aankho me..aankho me tera hi chehra dhadkan me teri hi yaadein
(Vikrant joins him,which was a surprise for him)
Guru & Vikrant: karti hai deewana,haye kaha gyi woh raatein wo meethi meethi si baate karti thi jo diwana...
(Tabhi Guru Aditi ko ate hue dekh leta hai aur chup ho jata hai)
Aditi: arre wah aj toh Vikrant Singhal gaana gaa rhe hai
Vikrant: ha toh mai gaa ni skta?
Aditi: gao bilkul gao. Toh Guru kaise ho ab,dard toh ni ho rha?
Guru: ni waise toh thik hu but sir me bohot dard ho rha hai aur gala bhi bada dukh rha hai
Aditi (Guru ka hath pakad k): don't worry thode time me thik ho jayega dard.
Guru: waise Aditi agar tum ni hoti toh wo aatma toh mujhe...thanks. If you don't mind kya mai tumhe ek thanks hug de du
(Aditi hugs him. Guru Vikrant ko dekh k aankh marta hai)
In Vikrant's mind: nautanki sala,drama kr rha hai,abhi toh gala faad k gaana gaa rha tha but Aditi k ate hi dard ka bahana maar rha hai. Aur Aditi bhi kitni fikar kar rhi hai,arre ab hato bhi)
Vikrant: ab agar ho gya ho toh kaam ki baat kar le.
Aditi (guru se hug todte hue): ha waise Guru pr jb hamla hua tha tb maine tumhare ane se pehle maine uss aatma se pucha tha k woh kyu piche padi hai Shaina k?
Vikrant: toh kya kaha usne?
Aditi: usne kaha ki usse kisi tantrik ne bheja hai. Maine joshi se kaha k kisi tantrik ko agar Shaina k ghar ya set k pass dekha ho toh? Abhi Joshi ne ek Tantrik ka address dia hai toh mai wahi jaa rhi hu.
Guru: Aditi mere bag se ek ball nikalo zara.
(Aditi use ball deti hai)
Guru: Aditi ye ball apne sath le jao,agar isi tantrik ne us aatma ko bheja hai toh uski place pr ye glow karegi kyunki isme uss atma ka aura aa gya hai toh tantrik ki place pr bhi woh aura jaroor hoga. To ye leke jao.
Aditi: thanks.
Guru: actually tum jaa hi rhi ho toh mujhe raste me jo bhangaar wala haina wahi chod do
Vikrant: fir se bhangaar wala?
Guru: ha ek bada gadget bana rha hu toh jada parts chahiye isi liye
Vikrant: ha wo toh thik hai but zara sambhal k kisi bhangaar wale ko tu pasand aa gya toh lene k dene pad jayenge
Guru: chii bhai,Aditi
Aditi: Vikrant chup karo. Chalo Guru.
Vikrant: aur mai?
Aditi: tum jao Sha k pass
Vikrant: yeah ok
Guru: hahahahha...
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So everyone kaisa lga? Batana jaroor. Waise agar Guru ka character apko acha lga toh mai soch rhi thi k Guru & Viditi ki first meeting & case pr ek SS likhu, kya kehte ho?
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Arjun
