Sunshiners: With Love From the Bunk-Buster

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Posted: 15 years ago
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31 Jan 2010
Sunnyvale, Ca.
Dear Sunshiners,
Since the title of 'Bunk-Buster' has been so lately conferred upon me, I feel that my debunking practice needs more clients (I'm going to be out of a job soon enough and this may be a good way to rake in a few bucks ... maybe a LOT of bucks ... maybe well in excess of 40 lakhs ... maybe 6 crore like the T. Mahal!) ...
Now, the most adorable aspect of KB is our very own Abhi of course (as any femme divine will readily attest - we fall asleep and wakeup with him on our minds 😆). However, almost the second most positive aspect of the serial is the near absence of astrologers and their pack-of-lies craft (no matching of kundlis and the rest of that nonsense, plus Pappa-ji's irreverence towards the slacker Matarani) ... there was the guru-ji for a while who had 'prognosticated' that Anita needed to be wedded (actually she needs to be weeded at some point) before the end of the week or there'd be a price to pay i.e. there would be a 5 year hiatus before all the stars (which are actually planets, the only star in the solar system being the sun ... oh, and Anuj ... to his mum) are in the proper alignment and configuration for the times to be auspicious again (Puke!) ... well, as you see, that turned out to be mostly untrue ... she has paid a price only to an extent, but nowhere as close to the price we in viewer-land are paying by having her so insistently inflcited upon us! He had also suggested to Abhi that 'one must atone for and pay the debt amassed in past lives' (thank goodness the payment plan does not include interest ... or does it?!), so, could we please now expose that for the pap it is and re-inject some sanity into the serial? Surely, by now, given the incesssant trials and tribulations Simi has been subjected to, she is fully paid up in the 'Karmic' department?! Can she now begin accruing credits for her next life - please?!
Very Sincerely Yours,
The Bunk-Buster

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Posted: 15 years ago
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dipa simi's trailas and tribulations will never be over not till teh show is over. But I don't mind to see that as long as abhi is her hamsafar in that. With abhi by her side simi an have as many trials as they throow as long as they don't seprate them.
no matter how much we beg creatives have deaf ears many times. But altalest sunshiners are not that bad. I am expecting a big show down with nakul vicky drama with simi in the middle next week. and probably simi will be asked to sacrifice one more time. But hopefully by then abhi has made sure simi is commeted to him by maarying her in temple.
As for kundali and grahas that may be coming next. May be pandit will be called to say abhi simi can not marry.
as for karmick cycle one can never be done as the old one finishes new ones begin. So we may see simi hapy one day and sad 5 days as the bad ones always takes precedence over good ones in all serials,
But I am with you on let simbhi have good times for a while without the obstacles from immidaite family members.
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: ramas

dipa simi's trailas and tribulations will never be over not till teh show is over. But I don't mind to see that as long as abhi is her hamsafar in that. With abhi by her side simi an have as many trials as they throow as long as they don't seprate them.

no matter how much we beg creatives have deaf ears many times. But altalest sunshiners are not that bad. I am expecting a big show down with nakul vicky drama with simi in the middle next week. and probably simi will be asked to sacrifice one more time. But hopefully by then abhi has made sure simi is commeted to him by maarying her in temple.
As for kundali and grahas that may be coming next. May be pandit will be called to say abhi simi can not marry.
as for karmick cycle one can never be done as the old one finishes new ones begin. So we may see simi hapy one day and sad 5 days as the bad ones always takes precedence over good ones in all serials,
But I am with you on let simbhi have good times for a while without the obstacles from immidaite family members.

Oh no hope this dosent happen . i dont want simi to sacrifice again, and whats about these kundali and sort of, raksha di u remeber guruji said that simi ans abhi are ment for each other, so how can their horoscope not match. and Htey have to marry
.Honestly i dont want them to be seperated.😳
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Friends, Foes, and Countrypeople,

In case things got lost, permit me to re-emphasise the point I was trying to get across ... all manner of astrology, palmistry, horror-scoping, and punditry is a bunch of hooey that exploits the uninformed in a truly heinous fashion ... I would go with pundits if they could be persuaded (or required) to take rigorous training in Indian classical music such that their intonations and mutterings can at least be put to some seriously divine music (my own personal all-time favorite is Raag Yaman followed by others from the same Kalyan Thaat ... and of mind-bogglingly accomplished singers there is no dearth) ... I'm sure my effort to rid the world of such charlatans isn't going to bear fruit (well at least ripened fruit 😊) during my lifetime but every little bit helps, so if nothing else, out of the goodness of your 'hearts', indulge me - please!
Anyhoo, I hope that Abhi & Simi are united much sooner than later (as I'm being gradually educated to the facts of Indian serials) ... but does the route have to be so tortured?!!
Oh ... Raksha, stuff your mouth with a whole bunch of ghee & shakkar (and jalebis if you like) because you too think that the phera scene at the temple isn't just a dream ... yes siree ... the only dream(boat) needed on KB is Abhi! 😃
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Posted: 15 years ago
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BTW a postscript:
Surely, any femme would agree that even in that little snippet of a scene at the temple, our hero looks absolutely divine ... so if y'all hear the sound barrier being broken again, relax ... it's' just my heart once more speeding away at Mach 1 😆
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Since the title of 'Bunk-Buster' has been so lately conferred upon me,
Bunker buster and Bunk buster............. big difference 😃
tho i really think we do need sum1 to bunk the myths churned out by tv.

tho they may not require the services of an astrologer for matching kundli but it will definitely be the guruji or sum1 like him to set the shaadi ki date and good muhurat and all. u want them to do away with an entire episode?? wheres ur sense of drama dipa??

He had also suggested to Abhi that 'one must atone for and pay the debt amassed in past lives' (thank goodness the payment plan does not include interest ... or does it?!), so, could we please now expose that for the pap it is and re-inject some sanity into the serial?

nahiiiin i like guruji, he had a sweet smile and if u remember, his advice to abhi was very practical. He is the one who egged him on to talk to simi, he pointed out the minefield he will have to cross to actually get to his destination.......... but wasnt that the right thing to do?? I think that not telling him that the path of true love is strewn with flowers does amount to "injecting reality into the serial"

But altalest sunshiners are not that bad. I am expecting a big show down with nakul vicky drama with simi in the middle next week. and probably simi will be asked to sacrifice one more time.

I dont think she is going to sacrifice Abhi now though i do agree that theres going to be a big Na-Kool and Vicky drama.

But hopefully by then abhi has made sure simi is commeted to him by maarying her in temple.

Doesnt he look soooooooooooo gawjusssss in the phere scene 😍
(even in that stoopid red jacket)

as for karmick cycle one can never be done as the old one finishes new ones begin. So we may see simi hapy one day and sad 5 days as the bad ones always takes precedence over good ones in all serials,

im all for karmic cycles for if she is 'happy happy' all the time then this serial will turn into a soora barjatya movie where everyone always smiles and the whole family sing songs together. Oh and i forgot the cherry on top of that particular sundae.......... the whole family goes on the honeymoon together. (Gawd! imagine the enitre sethi clan on honeymoon with Abhi and Simi 😆 )
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Posted: 15 years ago
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to the rescue..ride on..
arre..do not worreee..riding herd( had to use a bovine refff..for obvious reasons)..on your beloved shagirds...thet is phull time job baby!!! ) 😉


However, almost the second most positive aspect of the serial is the near absence of astrologers and their pack-of-lies craft (no matching of kundlis and the rest of that nonsense, plus Pappa-ji's irreverence towards the slacker Matarani) ... there was the guru-ji for a while who had 'prognosticated' that Anita needed to be wedded (actually she needs to be weeded at some point) before the end of the week or there'd be a price to pay i.e. there would be a 5 year hiatus before all the stars (which are actually planets, the only star in the solar system being the sun ... oh, and Anuj ... to his mum) are in the proper alignment and configuration for the times to be auspicious again (Puke!) ... well, as you see, that turned out to be mostly untrue ... she has paid a price only to an extent, but nowhere as close to the price we in viewer-land are paying by having her so insistently inflcited upon us!

phew!!! that was one loooooonnnnnggg shentence man..arre anita agar is serial se aayab ho jaayegi, to kahani mein twisht(hic!!) kahan se aayenga man?? tum aisa kaisa bol...ing?? aur that manjuhi's hysterical conversion faints..unke bina to saade khane mein indigestion ka churan kahan se aayega..??

beliefs jo bhi ho..people are entitled to them, that is their prerogative..as long as it does not obfuscate basic true facts..some of them beliefs can be taken as pure entertainment..to each his/her own..let it be!! besides..they serve to add masala..sometimes needless i agree to some highly exhausted plots!!

yep!!he did look divine..and does all the time 😍 , even in that hideous green jacket!! just wish it was MOI with him..doing the pheras.. 😳

medemji..dil pe rakhiye kaabu..na karne do isse speed
high on sighs hai sirf mera..c'mon give up..concede!!
you can watch us toodle along..singing a merry tune.
and wave us goodbye..as we go off on our HONEYMOON!!! 😉

yeh kaisi rahi..Mme.fog on infinite loop!!😆


Edited by femmedivine - 15 years ago
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Bunker buster and Bunk buster............. big difference
Oh OK! You'll have to educate me .... although given your penchant for sewage, I think it must be something concupiscent ...
wheres ur sense of drama dipa??
Oh I guess that kinda sauce doesn't fit well with this gander ...
his advice to abhi was very practical
I'm not knocking that at all! Indeed, he gave Abhi some badly needed and sage advice ... it's sad that they haven't resurrected him since Poppa T could use some talking to (imagine harboring a thieving, pusillanimous son-in-law and his harridan of a wife!!!!) ... I was belly-aching over the concept of past lives and the account-books of deeds ...
the path of true love is strewn with flowers does amount to "injecting reality into the serial"
Well ... for starters that's kind of trite ... an old ghisa-pitta theme (besides that's what he said to Simi as I recall) ... and no, I don't find a single, solitary instance of 'reality' to be either intellectually stimulating or satisfying ... I suppose we can quibble over the path to 'true love' as opposed to 'quasi-true love' ... and what's this with you being enamored by the guru-ji's sweet smile?!!! There's only 1 truly sweet smile on KB - you know whose!!!
soora barjatya movie where everyone always smiles and the whole family sing songs together.
The 2 movies by them that I've seen and liked (one you already know, and the other was 'Nadiya ke Paar') had plenty of believable predicaments and in neither did the whole family break into song like the Von Trapps (Sound of Music) ... so as movie-makers they've either regressed ,or of late, are coming out of that mold ... cannot really comment since I'm not a Barjatya afficionado ...
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Originally posted by: bewajah

<font color="#cc0033">Since the title of 'Bunk-Buster' has beenso lately conferred upon me,<br><font color="#0000cc">Bunker buster and Bunk buster............. big difference 😃<br>tho i really think we do need sum1 to bunk the myths churned out by tv.<br><br>tho they may not require the services of an astrologer for matching kundli but it will definitely be the guruji or sum1 like him to set the shaadi ki date and good muhurat and all. u want them to do away with an entire episode?? wheres ur sense of drama dipa?? <br><br></font></font><font color="#cc0033">He had also suggested to Abhi that 'one must
atone for and pay the debtamassed inpast lives' (thank goodness the
payment plan does not include interest ... or does it?!), so, could we
please now expose thatfor thepap it is and re-inject some sanity into the serial? </font><br><br><font color="#0000cc">nahiiiin i like guruji, he had a sweet smile and if u remember, his advice to abhi was very practical. He is the one who egged him on to talk to simi, he pointed out the minefield he will have to cross to actually get to his destination.......... but wasnt that the right thing to do?? I think that not telling him that the path of true love is strewn with flowers does amount to "injecting reality into the serial"<br><br></font>But altalest sunshiners are not that bad. I am expecting a big
show down with nakul vicky drama with simi in the middle next week. and
probably simi will be asked to sacrifice one more time.<br><br><font color="#0000cc">I dont think she is going to sacrifice Abhi now though i do agree that theres going to be a big Na-Kool and Vicky drama.</font><br><br>But hopefully
by then abhi has made sure simi is commeted to him by maarying her in
temple.<br><br><font color="#0000cc">Doesnt he look soooooooooooo gawjusssss in the phere scene 😍<br>(even in that stoopid red jacket)<br><br></font>as for karmick cycle one can never be done as the old one finishes new
ones begin. So we may see simi hapy one day and sad 5 days as the bad
ones always takes precedence over good ones in all serials,<br><br><font color="#0000cc">im all for karmic cycles for if she is 'happy happy' all the time then this serial will turn into a soora barjatya movie where everyone always smiles and the whole family sing songs together. Oh and i forgot the cherry on top of that particular sundae.......... the whole family goes on the honeymoon together. (Gawd! imagine the enitre sethi clan on honeymoon with Abhi and Simi </font>😆 )<br>



No..please..my imagination just had mild myocardial ischaemia ..at that thought..the whole family..on MY honeymoon..waaaaaaa!!!! 😕 ...where will my down in the gutter thoughts go..they truly can't sink any lower...hmmm!!!
Edited by femmedivine - 15 years ago
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Uh ... Rani ... on your last response, you got some of your wires crossed ... there is text from one author interspersed with that from another (Yikes!) ... maybe that caused your brain to get all discombobulated and apparitions of a honeymoon with mah man began appearing ... it's understandable ... this is a well known condition ... has to do with a malfunctioning temporal lobe ... so, for you, I would recommend complete bed rest, total renunciation of KB for a week, and the reading of a good book ...

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