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Posted: 8 years ago

#841

@Vids Loved Your Dummies Guide To One Fine Day As Vural's Bhatakti Aatma.

😆😆😆

Singing, Derr Na Ho Jaye For Mustafa, Bete Ka Khayal for Leman and Semsi,

Pouring cold water on Selim with Thande Thande Paani. 😆😆😆

Ahaa! Strokes Aasu's hair and singing Aasu Bhi Na Ho! 🤣

Visiting Yasran Circus and knocks Munir on the head who was solving another Musibat! 😆😆😆 That song is so apt for Takla, Sar jo Tera chakraaye! *Telchi Maalish* 😆😆

Loved Metlem's High Heel Te Nache, Meltem Badi Jacche! 🤣

Risat's Song! 😆😆 Visiting him as a fly.😆

Calling Nil from Erdo's phone and singing Sanam Teri Kasam and she threatens to call Turkish 911.🤣

Heading for Gul Muftagi, and eating pie.😆😆

Wondering when did Turkish People started eating Rajma Chawal. 😆😆😆

Blows air near Muqaddas's hair and she thinks it to be Mehmat! 🤣🤣

Abhi Bhi Hai Jawaani. 🤣

The whole KF fiasco! 😆😆 Too good Dummycim! 👏👏🤗

And he's waiting for Mustafa! 😈

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904129

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Posted: 8 years ago

#842

Good Morning DTwasion. 😃

Seems like everyone is under the cold spell. 😆😆😆

So to start with the episode, seems like Mustafa is really having that 9 cats life and just doesn't seems to die in any case.

Please die you Moron! 😡😡 Time Nikaal Ke Marr Kyun Nahi Jaate??! Spare us with the torture.🤬

That old lady is one cunning woman who is just after that shiny car, the way she lied on Farhettin and Kerim's faces was so amusing when Kerim had already spotted the keys! 😆😆😆

Police caught her, but again she lied with ease about Mustafa threatening her with the gun and as usual he escapes.

I don't get it, why the makers have decided to show him as some demi god who just knows how to get out of situations and is shown the victim?

Glad that the man with Bahaari, didn't came into that Leechar's "Meri gaadi rakh lo!" and left that SOB to rot in the middle of the jungle when he sensed police! Bravo! 👏👏👏

I was so wishing for some wild animal to devour him by the time police came up! 😈

And what were those delusional dreams?

He is shown in place of Kerim and wears white? I'm tired of how the makers try to portray him as some victim and a good guy gone bad! 😡😡

I felt like puking at the dream sequence where FG supposedly comes in a wedding veil and tells him that she'll wait for him! Kill me already! 🤢🤢 Atlast this SOB is nabbed by the police.

Gullie and her crying is getting over my nerves, anyway. The way she just starts sobbing even when MQ was trying to supposedly cheer her up and that Dukhiyaari Naari rant when the psychiatrist came up had me yawning! 🥱

Anyways, like I mentioned I'm happy for Kerim that things are paying off and though I feel that instead of sulking of she should've talked it with her.🥱

Munir and Risat playing the blame game on one another in the car was amusing and then the policeman's, "tum logon ki baatein khatam nahi hoti..!!" 😆😆

Selim blaming Erdo for all the happenings that night was funny! I mean Erdo might be the most crooked of them all but he didn't hold a gun upto anyone's head to rape FG. That's Bullshit.

Selim is as much responsible for this crime as is Erdogan.

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KostinsQueen

@KostinsQueen

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Posted: 8 years ago

#843

Originally posted by: DefLeppard
One Fine Day as Vural's bhatakti atma

6:00AM
Wake up to the sunrise. *known as turning in the grave*
Go for a jog in the khabristan...to find a empty plot as an advance booking for Mustafa aka cemetery neighbor
*sings ...der naa ho jaaye, kahin der naa ho jaaye*jogs faster*

9:00AM
Visit my parents...where mummy is busy fixing her appointment with hair dresser & papa is getting for a Golf game with his friends
*sings...bete ki khayal din mein ek baar aaaye...kabhi ye ho Nahin sakta, ho nahin sakta!!*disappointed*

9:30AM
Gets naughty to wake up Selim who is still sleeping
Pours cold water on him and ...
*sings..Thande thande pani se nahana chahiye, kaam aaye yah na aaye office jaana chahiye*

10:00AM
Visit Aasu, who was alone sulking for her miseries.Feels bad for her. Caress her hair n...
*sings...Aa chal ke tujhe main le ke chalu, Ik aise gagan ke tale Jahan musti bhee na ho "aasu" bhee na ho Bas pyar hee pyar pale*

11:AM
Reach Yesran's office to see what today's special at circus

Ah!...Munir...who is busy with referring to Dummy's Guide to solving yet another another musibat. *give him a knock on his head* and...
*sings...Sar jo tera chakraye, Ya dil dooba jaye Aaja Munir paas hamare Kahe ghabaraye*Telci maalish*

11:30 AM
Visit Erdo in his office, who is busy reviewing office files and plotting the next move
And then I dial to Nil's number from Erod's phone and sings ..
*sings...Kitne bhi tu karle sitam, Hans-hans ke sahenge hum Yeh pyaar na hoga kam Dr.Nil teri kasam*
And Dr.Nil threatens to call Turkish 911!!??

12 NOON
Sees Ender & Meltem walking around...trying to make business more interesting!!
I gently jive with Metlem and ...
*sings..Kehnde high heel te nache, Meltem tu badi jache*

12:30PM
Oh Risat is coming out of a meeting. Uggrrrhhh...
Let me take a firki with him ...for all the mis fortunes he has devised...enters as a annoying mosquito near him and...
*sings..Are Karte Hain Ham Nufrat Mister Risat Yesran Se, Hamako Milana Sau Baar Mister Risat Yesran Se*

Feeling super hungry. Head straight to Gul Muftagi.
Too many customers today. Find myself a corner behind the counter.

Gullie too busy with making shikanji, lassi, kofta, rajma chawal. Wonder when did Turkish countrymen start eating all this.
Oh..you know my mommy and her cooking...

Put my hands into freshly baked pie...
MQ is wondering why the tray in getting empty.
Air blow her hair...she mistakes it to Mehmet!*winks*
*sings... Abhi bhi hai jawani, Zara si hai purani bhabhi ji bhabhi ji shup up and work*

Overhear that Maryem and Gullie discuss on the true love they have found. AM really happy for them. I know that Kerim is a great husband material. He is my best buddy. I miss him.

Oh..Just then...Kerim comes here.
He can recognize me:)*Perks of being his bestie*

I challenge him to give a hug to Gullie in front of me. He is anxious..but accepts my challenge.
He moves around gingerly behind the counter...goes near Gullie to hug her...and I pop out a rose for him. He is startled, but manages to give it her.
And...what did i see...Gullie hugged him first.XOXO
*sings..Jaane Kaise Kab KahaaN Iqaraar Ho Gayaa, Ham Sochate Hi Rah Gae Aur KF Pyaar Ho Gayaa*

Kerim thanks me for this cupid act...and as I leave the cafe
*sings..Kaisa Ajab Yeh Safar Hai, Socho To Har Ek Hi Bekhabar Hai, Usko Jaana Kidhar Hai , Jo Waqt Aaye Jaane Kya Dikhaye ,Dil Chahta Hai *

Its 6 PM already. Dusk time.
The khabristan will be active with all my neighbours waking up to their day. I dont want to meet him.
Let me do some pub-hopping now...
*sings..Humka peeni hai peeni hai humka peeni hai*

4:00AM
I am slaushed...and wandering back to my grave...humming this...

I am bhatakofying, keep on bhatakofying
I am waiting for you
And when shall be then our next meeting, cause Mustafa u know
That time iss fleeting

Ideation credit : @Aashi /whiterose29 ur SafedGullie

Damn...this is insane 🤣🤣🤣

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@whiterose29

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Posted: 8 years ago

#844

Good Afternoon People! 🤗

I don't have much to write about this filler episode, the thing which I wanted to write about the most, I've posted that already yesterday.

So I'd begin with Mrs. Laale, and I'm damn sure that some ONS kinda kaand has happened between her and Risat, else it is quite impossible to believe that a smart lady like her is helping Yasarans so much even after knowing their troubles! 😆😆 And especially the way she was like "Main Risat ke liye kuchh bhi kar sakti hun." 🤣 Man, Risat is really good at wooing women. 😳 🤣

And now he is now gonna have his own adventure in jail.😆 Serves him right.

Also, Munir might be clever or disgusting or whatever, but whatever he said to Risat while they were on the way to court was actually right. I've also said it before that initially when things are happening according to his wish, Risat becomes extremely enthusiastic and happily credits the kemina brains of any person coming up with the masterplan (Munir in saving the pisliks, Erdogan in Turaner's case) and the moment things go wrong, he rubs all the blame on that person as if he's some kinda saint. 🤬

No wonder why our dawg loathes him so much and no wonder why we support him in his Anti-Risat Movement. 😳

Talking of Kerim, can I just say how much I love him? I've said it so many times and I still want to go on and on about it. ❤️ The way he's being so supportive to Gullie and pulled her in a soothing hug was just so adorable and full of love. ❤️ Kerim please give a similar hug to Safedgul...I am also tensed cuz of studies.

Though Mukaddes interrupting FaRim moment and being like "Ab isi tarah gale lage raho!" was amusing to no end. 😆

And not to forget, he just made me swoon on him all over again when he gave that sarcastic smile to Santa Claus lady as she explained that she doesn't know anybody named Bahri! 😆 Engin is simply brilliant in pulling off those kinda expressions, ye toh mujhe maar daalega.

Mustafa is still alive. 🥱 Itni badduaaon ka bhi koi asar nahi hota hai ispe. I mean, had any other person been in his place, he would have happily embraced death after reaching at this point, but this leechar still wants to live and irritate us.

I was really happy at that moochh waale uncle for leaving Mustafa alone in the jungle in such a horrible condition! I so wanted some animal to enjoy him as a meal! 🤣🤣 Kitna sukoon milta mujhe iske baad. *Dreams of Mustafa-free FGSN?*

And Shanocim already labelled him as 'Delusional of the Year', but yesterday he crossed the limits of being delusional. 🤣🤣 I mean seriously, you're just a step away from death and even now you're dreaming of Fatmagul sitting beside you and smiling, that too wearing a bridal dress? 🤣🤣 I so wish Gullie would strangle him to death in his imaginations, like she tried to do in Vural's nightmares.

The clowns busy with their adventures in Turkey ki galiyaan is so entertaining yaar! 😆 I know these moments are supposed to be filler ones but honestly, their adventures are much much better to watch even as filler moments than to watch Mustafa's hide & seek with Police/Ilgaz Men even if it is considered an important scene. 🤪

But on a serious note, the way Selim went on accusing Erdogan of that night is so not done! I mean, both father-son have nothing except to ultimately blame him when they feel helpless. 😵 Yes Erdogan is the root of all problems, but this doesn't justify all the deeds done by Selim and Risat. 🤬

Anyway, Erdogan cracked me up with "Police darwaaza khatkhataa kar aayegi kya?!" Kaan babe, you're simply amazing, bas. 🤗🤗 *Alo Kaan are you reading this* ❤️

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DefLeppard

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Dazzler

Posted: 8 years ago

#845

Dummy's Guide to Aage-Peeche

*Chasing life*

The old woman opens the door to Deg F. She is baffled to confront them.

Kerim smiles

*inner voice - for what?*

Dummy : Yeah Man! She hit on Deg F...singing...like a Virgin, touched for the very first time.*LMAO*

Kerim spots the car keys and walks away to inform Kadir

Kadir is elated to hear the news of Mustafa near by.

*inner voice - how did they decide?*

Dummy : Simple! The old woman narrated the review of Khooni Murdaa*never to be missed B-town horror movie*ROFL*

Perihaan seems to be relieved with the news of Mustafa being found

*inner voice - why?*

Dummy : Hun! Her child back insurance policy was approved.

Risat gets arrested for a month's time. But Perihaan is upset

*inner voice- why?*

Dummy : Risat doesnt want her tamanna to be fulfilled - buying that child back policy.*LOL*

At the Killa

MQ's entertaining skill are put to test

*inner voice - whattt?*

Dummy : Reallly! Instead of opening GQ,Mans' World, Esquire, etc she took to reading Vogue, Femina, etc

And the result was totally as expected

*inner voice - what happened?*

Dummy : Her aage bado move was juxtaposed with Gullie & Elif crying inconsolable.

Gullie as a snail in a shell, is slipping into loneliness.

The counselor attempts are in vain

*inner voice - why?*

Dummy : Oh! She repeated the same movie to watch as Musti did...Mujrim, Haathsa, etc

Gullie in reverie.

Mustafa's dreams takes in back in time.

Selim's relives his happy days of engagement night.

As Perihaan overhears Laale and Helimye...

*inner voice - what did they say?*

Helimye sings...

Erdo Selim Pardesi(4 times)

Aye bachche Tu Bhi Kabhi Aawaaz De Kahin Se

Hum Yahan Tukdon Mein Jee Rahe Hai

Tum Kahin Tukdone Mein Jeen Rahe Ho

Cousins reach a light house accommodation. They play a dark room game.

DUmmy Alert : How far have they moved in their mission? Will the new girl help them?

While Kerim gives the ward status of the pagal kana, he finds Gullie cold and isolated.

Dummy's hunch of Kerim having a keeda is partially true. But Gullie is firm on her view.

*inner voice - what is that?*

Dummy : Wohi!...She prepared for Khatroan ki Khiladi but it ended being Spiltsvilla.*kill me*

She couldnt bear the humiliation on the national TV, on her ignorance of popular movies, actors, their gossips.

Leave alone that..she could recall a erotic movie...booo hooo.

Kerim realizes Gullie's mind *Eureka* and tells not to stop talking/crying and start hugging* mauke pe chauka*

Beautiful done scenes. That re-assurance from Kerim was much needed to remove all the ambiguity from Gullie's kaleidoscope

Dummy's Gyan : Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

Dummy Moment : While Mustafa is completed moved back in time, to spend his time with the Gullie he knew, the reality is far away from that.

Gullie is removing the last tug into the past, to reboot to the new life.

Very intriguing parallels drawn here. Will make a separate post on Gullie's mind*dummy's POV*

PS:

Laale's role is just not a Risat neighbor. Not a EMA candidate too.

Helmiye is too ahead of her times to understand the collateral damages.

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@whiterose29

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Posted: 8 years ago

#846

EEE!! *Not Erdogan Erotic Elicitation* 🤣 This is Safedgul's excitement waala EEE!! I love you Dummycim for giving so hilarious insight to my imagination! 🤗🤗

So the bidga hua bachcha Vural wakes up at 6am.. 😛 And gets an early morning treat by seeing Mustafa's advanced booking waala grave! 🤪 He also must have gone EEE?

He sings Bete ka Khayal for Leman-Semsi 😆 Aaww poor bachcha 😭 But he's not that bechara 😉 Pouring cold water on Selim and "Kaam aaye ya na aaye office jaana chahiye!" 🤣🤣

He caresses Aasu's hair and sings for her "Jahan Musti bhi na ho, aasu bhi na ho, bas pyaar hi pyaar pale!" 😛 😆

Visiting Circus to see what's special there...😆 and his *Telci Maalish* for Munir Mamaji! 🤣

Vural taking a dig at Erdogan's love-life and dialing to Nil, singing "Ye pyaar na hoga kam, Dr.Nil teri kasam!" was so amusing... 🤣😆 Nil threatening to call Turkish 911 😆😆

His gentle jive with Meltem and "Kehnde high heel te nache, Meltem tu badi jache!" 😆😆

Taking a firki at Risat, Vural becomes an annoying makkhi... "Arre karte hain hum nafrat Mister Risat Yasaran se, humko milaana sau baar Mister Risat Yasaran se!" He never really liked Risat, isn't t? 😆

My super hungry Vural reaches Gul Mutfagi. 😳 And wonders since when Turkish countrymen started eating kofta, rajma chawal. 😆😆

He eats freshly baked pie and MQ wonders why the tray is getting empty 😆 Vural blowing her hairs and she looks at Mehmet! 🤣🤣 "Bhabhiji bhabhiji... Shut-up and Work!" 😆

He being emotional when Kerim recognizes him. ❤️ And his cupid act between FaRim, challenging Kerim to hug Gullie and popping out a rose for him to give it to her was such an adorable act by such an adroable bhoot. 😳 ❤️

And there he goes pub-hopping. 😆 Adorable Bhoot becomes Bewda Bhoot. 😆

Totally enjoyed reading these guides Dummycim!

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904129

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Posted: 8 years ago

#847

@Vids Yet Another Amazing Dummies Guide To Aage Piche. *Chasing Life.*

😆😆

Kerim smiled cuz that old lady hit on Deg F and told the story of Khooni Murdaa, Instead of opening GQ, Man's world she opened up Vouge, Femina. 😆😆😆

Erdo and Selim playing Dark Room and Perihan upset on Risat's going Jail cuz she wanted to buy child return policy! 😆😆😆

For Gullie KKK turned Splitsvilla! 🤣🤣

And Hilmiye's Ae Bacchon Tu Bhi Kahin! 🤣🤣

Edited by MohabbatGirl.x - 8 years ago

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@whiterose29

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Posted: 8 years ago

#848

@Shanocim- Yes I was under the cold spell till I came back from college 😆 Its really cold here, need to watch Bugracim to increase the temperature. 🤪 And I'm curious, what conditions would you put up for those applicants who're interested in boarding the flight to meet Bugracim? 😉

@Gayu- You'll keep an eye on us? 😲 How will we turn our fantasies into a reality then?

@Vids- Loved your Dummy Guides to Aage Peeche 😆😆 Old woman trying to hit on Deg F 🤣 She narrated the reviews of 'Khooni Murdaa' 😆

Risat buying the child back policy cuz he doesn't want Peri's tamanna to be fulfilled 🤣

Hilmiye singing "Aye bachche tu bhi kabhi awaaz de kahin se!" cracked me up bad!

Gullie prepared for Khatroan ki Khiladi but it ended being Spiltsvilla! 🤣🤣

@Sehar- I'm missing you and your witty reviews, Chan.

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904129

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Posted: 8 years ago

#849

Originally posted by: whiterose29
@Shanocim- Yes I was under the cold spell till I came back from college 😆 Its really cold here, need to watch Bugracim to increase the temperature. 🤪 And I'm curious, what conditions would you put up for those applicants who're interested in boarding the flight to meet Bugracim.😉

Conditions would be to tell your hottest fantasy about Bugracim. Like REAL Hot! ☺️