Dummy's Guide to Bugra on this DT
After being in wooed in 44 countries...Bugra enters IF- FG DT
1. First DT - browse to see my name being written incorrectly...kabhi Burga, kabhi Murga , kabhi chora!!*me thought arnie's was the toughest*you know Arnold Shivajinagar*ROFL
Google statistics sent alarms midnight reporting hits on my homepage, browsing for my turkish IVs and whattt...my instagram has been tripled by followers.*Kehte hain humko pyar se India waale*
2. Second DT was spent on fighting for my case. ...either Bugra or Vural. Whos better!!!
That Spa scene killed it baby. Choris were konfused on whether to see my charm or Kaan's arm *refers to tattoo*
Then Vural's lonely nights with Aasu, I know you swooned even with my clothes on.*69 is my fav position*
Then you debated on Vural's nasal dubbing artist. That was my recommendation...to give it a nasheeli touch. LOL
With that came the Sanskari attack...when the DT got so busy in defending Engin's eye-moticons..n all I was left with my red Mazda hatch back.*musafir hoon yaaron*
3. Third DT ...you knew my capabilities. I felt being considered for a topic to be discussed.
You discussed on my educational qualifications, marital status, my other skills like photography, screen play writing...and of course making breakfast in bed.*common minimum requirement from women across 44 countries*
The magic begins...@Aashi, Shanaya, Sehar, Shruti, Vidya, Niharika, Janhavi, Dummy etc...wake up to me. Thanks to Hilal & art director...they gave Vural a swanky room...and those leather couches...*trigger for choris to think*
Bugra sings...
har ek ladki mujh pe hai marti
mein sabke dil mein rahu
mera pant bhi sexy mera shirt bhee sexy *that tan brown jacket, burgandy cardigan*
mera gusa bhi sexy meraa thapad bhee sexy
mera gali bhi sexy ...
By then the DT girls sing along...
tharo nakhra bhi sexy tharo dilbar hai sexy
thari mumy bhee sexy thara daddy bhee sexy*refering to leman & semsi*
thari family bhee sexy ...
My only acting was to show the dead/hollow looks and the DT went up in spikes when Erdo attacked the Ajab prem ki Gajab kahani in the making.*less is more funda*
When I jogged around for some exercise, you thought Vural was super pissed with his mommy. Well that was to show how well Leman could drive.*not her fault at all*
Vural & Kerim share an important relationship...I loved all jai-veeru comparisons made.*yeh dosti hum nahin chodenge*
And Besharmi fantasies that you have shared. @Dummy...Skip, hop & Go Naked...a double shot with you anytime!
And @Shanya dreams of me in Indian attire at a wedding, while @Aashi is busy watching my other drama without sub-titles and making a DP out of me*flattered*
While my popularity was rising, sanskari's post spoilers to say I am no approver to the case.
Hell!...I spent hours in the gym to show my arms and charms to sleep on the ICU bed *with adult sensor on*
4. Fourth DT...a permanent fangirl was established.*including mommy's & their girls*
While i prepared to pee my pants...and hallucinate Gullie in my dreams...you girls loved my emotions...while i choked from the sweat of Musti's bandana!*worse then rotten fish*
By end of season 1, Hilal offered me a new project*and Vural dies*
Vural ki atma shanti ke liye...you have dedicated that tombstone for him*@Aashi well written*
5. Fifth DT
Choris share my GIFs, videos ..to cheer themselves after a boring Musti's episode.*feeling worth to bring those smiles*Vidya you have good fan treasure*
From then on...they get a little naughtier ...to script their chocolate fantasies ...*for a shubh aarambh?*a palatable confession*tastes like this feels*melts in your mouth not in your hands*
Bring it on girls...choose your destination...chocolate factory, a kitchen sink, a brooding balcony or a rear seat of my car...
I ain't leave you...cuz KZ will haunt you.
Cheers
Edited by DefLeppard - 8 years ago