Dummy's Guide to Caretaking Patient
*Gullies POV*
1. Fully understanding the professional commitment of doctors and support staff, I leave all the responsibility on them*outsourced model*including my baby making plans*
2. Next what are medicines for? Arent they supposed to cure the patient!!*sue those pharma companies for those promises they make*
3. That ward had too many big windows...more light, hence Kerim cant sleep well.*call the architect now*prove the design flaw asap*
4. Patient needs rest to recover. Kerim should just sleep tabi medicine ka asar hoga*getting wet dreams is patient's responsibility*
5. OK..since you all insisted I held hands for reassurance, then... wiped my tears n nose with them.*sharing is caring*
6. Patient should just listen and not talk. But Kerim is always finding topics for chit-chat like those unexplained dreams or those never say never quotes*even the sunday's cryptic crossword is easy to solve*
7. Kerim's hormonal levels are high which causes arousal etc *blame it on the death by chocolate cake*
8. Fine! I read all the pages here...and made next move.*moved from chair to bed*Gullie in Julie skirt*Basic Instinct 3.0?*
9. I made cheerful conversations. I spoke on Mustafa and his Ildir trip, MQ as master chef, no.of undies and gunjis needed for hospital stay, the bad cold weather outside, the tasty coffee in the pantry and finally our honeymoon.
10.I shared my plans on the beach side holiday in Oz*you know like seeing those pics on WikiTravel n never travel*NevermakeourTrip.com*
11.To empathize his pain, I also tried getting dreams*but it turned to be snowy ones*
12.In order to spend my time effectively, I got books to read*No..not the movie gossip magazine or mensXP types*Full on sanskaari - holy & text books*
13.Maryem maa also did nothing much. I got a knowledge transfer from her last morning*kya farq painda?*
14.@Sehar mentioned of 6 inches distance b/w that chest(hand kiss lateral position) to mouth. I opened my pencil box ..to measure with the scale.It was 6.33333 inches*needs GPS - Gullie Peck Sentiments*tall men have extra length...*
15.I also touched his cheeks*to clarify why he looks clean shaven when sick* and ran my hand in his hair. They were black, long n thick*boo hoo...why does musti have blonde, short & wiry*Orders Livon*
16.And those flowers, I did cost cutting. I am Gul, FatmaGul, so why buy flowers*blame it on the kharcha paani app*
17.Paapa Ilgaz itchy to play a Sherlock Holmes and Kerim gets worried*hangover from the in-flight movie entertainment*
18.That Dummy got us to play antakshari, Kerim got dry cough*due to some high pitch songs* and I gave him 20 ml of water every time he coughed.
It resulted in 2 liters * oh...no. Hence the sutures broke?*doctor's bad job*
Running to ICU now...
And now if you care, can you nominate for in all the categories of the "not my fault" awards?
Edited by DefLeppard - 8 years ago
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