Dummy's guide to a movie date*inner voice- c:/movies is 500gb*
Disclaimer : No offences to male/female living or non living!! Every Kerim's reaction to 1,2&3.
1. Choice of movie based on languages:
Regional...watched 5 yrs ago with my parents.50:20 is the age ratio of leads. No chemistry, no biology, only gory story!!Uff
National...is the FL cute, is SL there, hope your fav.ML is *Not* there., 3 hrs national waste, 13 songs all copied!!*inner voice-jealous kahi.ka*
English...anytime/anywhere.*inner voice- how do i protest*
2.Choice of genre of movies
Rom/com...oh not again
Action/thriller/Komedy...give me some.more
Horror etc...can we see again!!
3.Choice of refreshment
Needs ice cube dunked aerated drink in an already chill box we are sitting.*inner voice- mark exit to susu breaks*rushes for Ketim's over coat*
Needs popcorn...size obstructing the face & also eats my nachos.Tsch Tsch.
4.Choice of real estate
Yes...never ending nudges, shoulder & chest.posture corrections...but still there is room for leg movement*besharmi alert*rofl*
5.Choice of other viewers
A kid sitting next to ...asking the meaning of every.romantic dialogue*boyhood*lmao
A couple enacting deferred live...the onscreen duet with limited room*hum tum ek seat mein bandh ho...*
A group of college kids giving spoilers*oops...does this happen here??*winks*bhoot*
A group of kitty party aunties understanding a spy /gay...plot*fire*parched*brokebackmountain*
A person totally who is forced to watch the movie, constantly checking his phone*the social networking*
A shrewd business person's win win mantra. Come on a movie date...&start making your work related calls.:-)*hera pheri*
6.Choice of trailers
Patience is the full name now. My choices are never screened.:(
7.Choice of ads
Lic, vicco vajradanti*what!!*...yes nation needs it, mineral water&its surrogates &finally that leggings brand. It makes me forget the tracks.of movie. Dummy walks out singing...lyra...lyra...anytime anywhere!!!!!!!
8.Choice of disclaimers
Yes...finally. Those traffic police, cancer & health are so puky. They almost prepare you for the movie's horrible experience. Cant we get creative here too!!???
Dummy got nostalgic watching KF at the.movie hall. She has bunked so many of classes to watch first day first show, bought tickets in black *millenial kids dont understand this*, fought with Kerim for her choice of movies. Yes we still agree to disagree!
Dummy's confession:
Django Unchained, Mad Max Fury ...dummy.was totally FG.
Memento, The dark night rises...went as FG, came out as Dummy!
Fifty shades...watched it for educational purposes only.*winks*holy water all over*
Andaz apna apna, DCH...infinity.times...Dummy born again!
Ps: Would love to hear your adventure at the.movies.
PPS: FL -Female lead, ML-Male lead,.SL-Sunny Leone!
Edited by DefLeppard - 9 years ago