Originally posted by: Onyourface
Ok here it goes 
Scene starts from that business meeting ... nannu introduces mishti as his girlfriend ... enters mishti
*Abir and kunal wearing glasses full on tashan mode*
Kunal* removing his glasses*: 😳 yeh ...
Abir : 😎 isse kahi dekha hai pehle ...jaani pehchani si lagti hai 😎
Kunal : Arey bhai aapke yeh shades no 24 utar ke dekho... yeh mishti hai 😓...
Abir: 😎...*glasses fall on its own* 😳....😥
* after 2 mins of silence *
Mishti:😳😳
Nannu: itnaaaa sanataaa kyun hai bhai ...
Mishti: yeh hai abir aur yeh hai kunal 

Kunal: you cheater ...you fraud...tumhari himmat kaise Hui 
Abi: nanko ...kya kar raha hai ... yeh meri lines hai.. mere saath tragedy Hui hai 
Kunal: areyyyyyy sabse bada fraud toh mere saath Hua hai ...
Jab isse chasme na hone se koi problem hi nahi thi ....toh bina reason mujhe negative kyun banaya
.... chasma meri pehchan hai ..meri identity hai...chasma mujhe confidence deta hai . .kaha gaya confidence ab ..
...agar yehi karna tha ...toh mere naam pe itna bada bill kyun phadaaaaaaa
....
Abir: still in shock 😳😳
Mishti: just shut up ...Maine surgery nahi karayi hai ....lenses pehne hai 
Kunal: toh pehle bol deti ke lenses pehen ne mein koi problem nahi hai
....tumne uski wajah se mujhe reject kyun kiya phirrrrr
Mishti:
Bohot Hua kunal ....Maine chasme ke wajah se tumhe reject nahi kiya tha ... tumhara attitude hi galat tha ... hamari beech mein compatibility hi nahi thi 
Kunal: tumne mujhe faltu mein reject kyun kiyaaaaa
...tumhari wajah se meri maa ne mujhe manipulate kiya ...bhai ki wajah se Maine zabardasti shaadi ki aur ab jab pyaar Hua hai toh mera Di......*realises and stops*
Nannu : kyaaa di kyaaaa
Kunal : di...di...din haan ...haan ...aaj ka din hi khrab hai ...bhai aap kuch bolte kyun nahi 
Abir: 😳
Kunal: bhaaiiiii statue banke kyun khade ho
Abir: 😳 nanko yeh mishti nahi ho sakti .... angry violent chroni...jiska chasma thi uski nishaani
... yeh koi aur hi hai ...
Mishti: sahi kaha tumne
...main hun mishti ..mishti 2.0 ...pehle se zyada jhaag ...pehle se zyada safed 
Kunal: 😳
Abir : 😳 yeh aise kaise baat karti hai
Kunal:
...dekha bhai isse kehte hai karma
...aap meri ex ka mazak udate the na ...safedi n all
...aaj aapki ex bhi safed ho gayi...

Abir: 😳😳 mishti tum theek toh ho naaaa.... tum aise....nannu ki girlfriend 
..ab toh main ..aisa lag raha hai koi dream dekh raha hun mein
Mishti: tum dream hi dekhte raho...kyunki main hun mishti ..mishti 2.0 ...pehle se zyada jhaag ...pehle se zyada safed
aur Maine move on karna seekh liya hai...
Kunal: 
Ab mujhe bilkul gussa nahi aa raha ke mishti ne mujhe reject kar diya ...main Bach gaya

Abir:
Maine toh sirf apne baal kaate aur shades pehne...mishti ne chasma udaa diya aur brain bhi ...
...cant believe this 
Nannu: soooooo
...red pear ...yeh meri girlfriend nahi hai ...yeh meri girlfriend shwet hai 
Shwet: universe ne mujhe yaad kiya aur main aa gayiiii
Kunal: 

.....
....
....yeh yahan kaise ...universe mein isse kisne yaad kiya hai ...?
Abir: 
....grey elephant ne 
Mishti: 
Yeh tumhari girlfriend hai ...
Nannu: haan ...surpriseeeeeeee
Mishti: arey yeh surprise nahi shock hai ... yeh to ex hai 
Nannu: arey yeh ex nahi yeh meri current hai ...
Mishti: arey yeh kunal ki ex hai 
Nannu: vo toh tum ho 😌
Kunal: yeh ex no.2 hai , ek no 1 shwet hai 😌
Abir: aur meri ex no.1 hai mishti 😌
Shwet: aur kunal mera ex no 1 hai 😌
Nannu: ek second
Ek second
Yeh toh algorithm se bhi confusing hai ....
Abir: welcome to yeh rishtey hai pyaar ke 
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