He said she said and then... - Page 4

Originally posted by: sonynyu

You can't go to Pluto. That's where Pooja-Ronit fans are going after Pooja falls in love with Ashmit. We reserved our tickets already after Thurs episode 😆

yep. my ticket is reserved.😆

He:(while driving meets the other woman) Hi darling tum kaisi ho. Sorry mein late aagaya, tuhe to pata hai, mein kitna hot bachlor hoon?

She: (WHILE LISTENING THINKS) Acha.... To do log ko dhoka mil raha hai. (SHE CALLS HIM) Hello. Tumhara case kaisa ja raha hai?

He: (Puts the phone on hold) Mein abhi aya darling. (PICKS UP THE PHONE) Acha ja raha hai. Par mein abhi bohot busy hoon.

She: Is khabar ke leya bhi busy ho?

He: Kya kaisi khabar? Kisi ka murder ho gaye?

She: Nahi, nahi. Uus se achi khabar?

He: Kaisi khabar. Baataon na!

She: Tum Papa bane wale ho. (THINKS) haan haan. Tumhari girlfriend meri doctor ki office mein ake gayi thi aaj subhe. Mujhe saab pata hai.

He: Kya???!!?? 😵 Mera matlaab hai kya???? Tum saach khe rahi ho? Mein kitna khush hoon.

She: (THINKING) Haan haan, mein janti hoon ke tum kite khush ho. (AND THEN SAYS) Acha, to tum ghar arahey ho na?

He: Abhi to thora difficult hai kyun ke meri client abhi abhi hi ayi hai.

She: Oh... to woh client tumhari biwi se aur important hai?

He: Nahi, nahi. Mein baas 5 min mein ghar ponch jaonga.

She: Tumhara job to 15 min dur hai

He: (THINKS) Acha hai usne hi meri girlfriend ko good bye khene ka chance de diya. (SAYS) Haan haan. woh hi matlaab hai. Aab good bye.

She: Theek hai. Mein tumhara intizaar karongi. (AND CUTS THE PHONE)

He:oh my love...mujhe jaana hoga...

vo:kyun?abhi to tum aaye ho.

background music:der se aana...jaldi jaana...ae saahib ye theek nahi...!-while both of them keep looking at each other.

He:vo kya hai na...yum to jaanti ho,mera kitna demand hai.abhi abhi ek phone aaya tha.ek doosra client phone karke keh raha tha agar mein uske ghar case discuss karne nahin jaaunga tho vo suicide kar lega.

vo:oh no...kya itna serious case hai?

he:haan...tumhe pata hai jessica bedi/jassi ka case?usi case ke baare mein armaan ka phone aaya tha.

vo:Jessica!!!!!!!!!!yeh case tho bahut popular hai!!!!!!!!

she:(thinking to herself)yeh dono kaunse zamaane mein reh rehe hai?Jessica?kabhi isne aaine mein apna chehra dekha?aur vo case tho already jassi jeet chuki hai.

background music:jhooth bole kavva kaate,kale kavve see dariyo.mein maike chale jaaungi..tum dekhte rahiyo...

he:accha...mein tumhare liye ek gift laaya hu.

he opens the box and takes out a diamond ring.he puts in vo's finger

vo: (sings)aaj phir jeene ki tammanna hai....

she:(sings)aaj phir marne ka iraada hai....

Vo: Mujhe tumhe bohot important khabar deni thi?

He: (Thinks) Important aur khabar😕 (says) Haan jaan, par tum kaltak nahi rukh sakti?

Vo: Acha.......... Par tum sunke bohot khush ho jaoge.

He: Theek hai. To bata do mujhe jaldi jana hai verna suicide....

Vo: Nahi nahi. Oh meri jaan, mein kal bata doongi. Bye

She: (thinks) jaan. wah wah. khabar jaan ke kya karoge?

He: (kisses her and saya) theek hai. bye. i will miss you.

She: (GETS INTO HER CAR AND GETS HOME BEFORE HE DOES AND IS LYING IN BED)

He: Meri pyari se patni kaisi hai?

She: Mein bilkul theek hoon. Tum apna haal batao. Woh case kaisa hai?

He: Theek hai. Tumhe need arahi hai? SHakal se to lag raha hai.

She: Haan. Mein baas so jati hoon. (closes her eyes and after a while pretends to sleep)

He: (GOES IN THE BATHROOM, CALLS HIS GIRLFRIEND AND BEGINS TALKING) Kaisi ho jaan?

Vo: Mein theek hoon. meri stomach mein dard hai.

He: Kya! Tum theek ho na?

Vo: haan haan. bilkul theek hoon. Tumhara case kaisa hai?

He: Bilkul theek.

Vo: Acha to bye. Mujhe khana pakana hai. byebye

He: okay i love you. bye. (TURNS AROUND TO SEE HIS WIFE STANDING RIGHT THERE)

He:AAAAAAAAAAAAA tum bathroom mein kya kar rahi ho vo bhi jab main ander aya hoon?

She:Sorry jaan vo mein apna ghadi waha pe rakkhi thi usse lene ke liye ayi thi

He:(CLOSES THE DOOR AFTER SHE LEAVES)

She:(AFTRE AWHILE)Jaanu khana tayaar hai!

He:Mujhe nahi khana hai...mujhe sona hai! (He goes to sleep)

NEXT MORNING

He:Jaan main jaraha hoon bye!

She:Jao Jao....tumharein liye ek MUDRDER khabar intezaar kar rahein hai!

HE:(CALLS VO)Hi honey!Main tumharein paas araha hoon!

Vo:Kya mere paas??HAMESHA KE LIYE??

He:Ummmmmm nahi baas teen ghantein ke liye!

Vo:Accha theek hai teen ghanta kafi hai

He:(GOES TO VO'S HOUSE AND STARTS TO DRINK HIS TEA)

Vo:Jaan mujhe tumse kuch kahena hai

He:Bolo (Driniking His Tea)

Vo:MAIN TUMHAREIN BACCHE KI MAA BANNE WALI HOON!!

He:(SPITS HIS TEA OUT) KYA????? MAAA???

Vo:(JUMPS INTO HIS LAP)I knew it ke tum ye sunkaar surprise hohaoge!

He:Surpise..............HEY BHAGWAAN!!

Oh God you guys are taking the story to same old stuff. I thought we will do somthing different.

Originally posted by: Ms. Bholi Bhali

Oh God you guys are taking the story to same old stuff. I thought we will do somthing different.

Originally posted by: Ms. Bholi Bhali

Oh God you guys are taking the story to same old stuff. I thought we will do somthing different.

we r doing something diffrent!! dont worry this will be sorted out in a hillarious situation!!😆

He: (His phone rings) excuse me darling (picks it up) Hello

She: Haan. Kahan ho?

He: OFFICE KE ANDAR HOON! mein bohot busy hoon.

She: Acha.... paar jaldi se ghar ajoa

He: Kyun?

She: Mujhe bohot ajeeb si feeling ho rahi hai.

He: To honey do

She: KYA!!!

He: Mera matlaab hai ke aisi halat mein to aisa hota hi rehta hai na?

She: Kasi halat?

He: Pregnacy

She: Oh. haan haan

He: Acha. Mujhe ek hour lagega. Koi baat nahi?

She: Haan. Theek hai. bye

He: Acha bye (HANGS UP THE PHONE AND GOES BACK TO VO)

He: Agaya phir se. Did you miss me?

Vo: Haan jaan....... Kitna miss keya tumhe. (and kisses him)

He: Kal raat dinner karna hai?

Vo: Kis khushi mein?

He: Jo tumhare pait mein khushi hai uske leya.

Vo: (blushes😳) of course jaan. Aaj kyun nahi?

He: Aaj mujhe abhi mere case ke leya jaana hai. bye.

Vo: Acha bye. i love you.

He:(kisses her and leaves)

A FEW MINUTES LATER THE DOOR BELL RINGS

Vo: Tum! Tum yaha kya kar rahe ho. Sadhna ne kaha tha ke kaam jab tak khatam nahi hota tab tak tum nahi aa sakte.

Guy: Haan haan. par tum janti ho ke mein tumhare bina ek aur pal bhi nahi jee sakta. I love you so much.

Vo: Anyways, andar ao. Vo pagal to abhi hi gaya.

Guy: (gets close to Vo) Tum saach much to usse pyar karne to nahi lag gayi?

Vo: Nahi nahi. I love you. Aur yeh humara bacha is ka proof hai. (she blushes)