Kaaran Ke Naseeb Mein Naa Jaane..#2

Dadaji:

Yeh…(clearing his face) yeh Ganpati bappa ka prasad…mere..mere chehre par kya kar raha hai??

Mrs. Khanna:

(walking in Dadaji's room) Arre papa…yeh..yeh aapke chehre pe prasad??

Dadaji:

Pata nahi who did this….lekin…..mujhe kyun lagta hai ke yeh harkat tumhare bete ne kiya hai?

Mrs. Khanna:

Kaaran?? Nahi papa, Kaaran aisa kyun karega?? Manta hoon ke vo bhagwaan ko manta nahi…lekin phir bhi yeh ghatiya kaam vo nahi karega.

Dadaji:

Hmmmm….aur haan..Kaaran ke parhai mein kya kya marks milta hai usko?

Mrs. Khanna:

Papa….mujhe nahi pata…aab dekhiye na..High School se Kaaran ne hamesha hid his report card from us na…to I really can't tell ke how is education is going.

Dadaji:

REALLY CAN'T TELL KA MATLAB?? TUM USKE MAA HO!! BETE KYA KARTA HAI KYA NAHI KARTA HAI YEH SABH TUMHE JANNA CHAHIYE NA?? BOHAUT SALO SE MAIN YEH DEKHTE AYA HOON KE TUM AUR MERA BETA ADITYA BAAS BUSINESS KO LEKAR BAATEIN KARTEIN HO…AUR BACCHON PE DHAYAM HI NAHI HAI!!

Mrs. Khanna:

Aisi baat nahi hai papa…aur agar hum business pe dhayan nahi denge…to phir yeh ghar, humara status..company sabh kuch chale jayenge na?!?

Dadaji:

Aur agar bacchon pe dhayan nahi diya na…to ek din bacche tum logo ko chodke chale jayenge. Abhi bhi kehta hoon…Kaaran or Sonali ke saath waqt bitao..get to know them better…warna tum aur Aditya future mein zaroor bachtaoge!

Mrs. Khanna:

YEH SABH AAB MUJHE KYUN KEH RAHEIN HAIN?? Aap aapne bete ko bhi yeh sabh boliye na!!

Dadaji:

Haan boloonga!! Zaroor boloonga!! Aaj shaam usko ane to do!

Kaaran is on his way to college but stops in the middle of the road and drives backwards. He stops right in front of a girl who's wearing short skirt and fixing her make-up.

Kaaran:

Hey babe! Wat's up?? Need a ride?? Mercedes hai!

Girl:

Oh wow!! Nice car…..driver bhi kaafi accha hai.

Kaaran:

Yeh driver car se zyada fast chalta hai…so..kaha jana hai aapko?

Girl:

Spencer College!

Kaaran:

What a coincidence…main bhi waha ja raha hoon!!

Girl:

Oh WOW!! Great…then lets go! (gets in the car) lets hit the road boy!!

Kaaran:

But I wanna "hit" on you first!

Girl:

Oh really…theek hai…close your eyes….(Kaaran closes his eyes) aur don't open them till I am done!!

Kaaran:

Arre…waha kyun haat de rahi ho…mera vo cheez to samne hai na tum side pe kyun haat derahi ho?…arre,,,kya kar rahi ho tum….dekho…theek se karo warna….warna…main shuru ho jaoonga………oh god….let me teach you….

Girl:

SSSSHHH!! Mujhe khud seekhni hai…(gets Kaaran's wallet out)…you know what dude…I am done…actually mera kaam hogaya…lekin main "us" kaam ke mood mein nahi hoon…keep your eyes closed…abhi maat khulna (gets off from the car) okay..aab khulo..(she runs away)

Karaan:

(sticks his head outside the window) Hey babe where you goi'n? Abhi to main excited hoon!! Heey….(gets his head back in the car) koi baat nahi…oh well..time for breakfast at Starbucks! (puts his hand in his back pocket for wallet) ey..wallet..wallet kidhar hai??..OH MY GOD THAT LADKI!! (sticks his head outside the window again) You bloody *********…chodoonga nahi main tujhe!!

Girl:

(after running five blocks away from Kaaran; checking his wallet) HAT SALA!! Sirf $300.00 lekar ghum tha hai!! Aur koi credit card bhi nahi hai…pata nahi kya hogaya hai logo ko…where's the money yaar?!?! (throws the wallet on the ground).

Kaaran:

Oh well…thank god..mera credit card car mein hi hai..warna pata nahi kya hojata!! (tire explodes) DAMN!! AAB KYA HOGA!!! (looks up at the sky) TUM!! SABH KUCH TUMHARE WAJAH SE HORAHA HAI!! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT FROM MY LIFE?? KYA MILTA HAI TUMHE MUJHE SATANE MEIN?? YOU KNOW WHAT…TUM MEIN AUR SHAITAN MEIN KOI FARAQ NAHI HAI ABSOLUTLEY NO DIFFERENCE!! JAISE SHAITAN LOGO KA BURA CHAHTA HAI..TUM BHI MERA NURA CHAHTE HO….KYA MILA MUJHE AAJ TAK HUH?? BACHPAN SE LEKAR AAJ TAK TUMHARA AARTI UTARA…LEKIN BADLE MEIN MUJHE KYA MILA?? SIRF BAD LUCK AUR KUCH NAHI!! TARAS ATA HAI MUJHE..TUMHE "GOD" YA "BHAGWAAN" KEHNE MEIN!! PATA NAHI LOG KYUN TUMHARE PEECHE TIME WASTE KARTEIN HAI!! (phone rings) Haan Ronny bol..kya hai?

Ronny:

Kaaran…2^nd term ka grades agaya hai. I have your grades with me.
Kaaran: Acccha…kya mila mujhe??

Ronny:

Yaar…har saal ki tarha…mathematics mein…u got a 63%!!

Kaaran:

WHAT?!?!?!?!

wow

is this like kya hoga nimmo ka? 😆

grate work

keep posting 👏

Kaaran: Oh well…thank god..mera credit card car mein hi hai..warna pata nahi kya hojata!! (tire explodes) DAMN!! AAB KYA HOGA!!! (looks up at the sky) TUM!! SABH KUCH TUMHARE WAJAH SE HORAHA HAI!! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT FROM MY LIFE?? KYA MILTA HAI TUMHE MUJHE SATANE MEIN?? YOU KNOW WHAT…TUM MEIN AUR SHAITAN MEIN KOI FARAQ NAHI HAI ABSOLUTLEY NO DIFFERENCE!! JAISE SHAITAN LOGO KA BURA CHAHTA HAI..TUM BHI MERA NURA CHAHTE HO….KYA MILA MUJHE AAJ TAK HUH?? BACHPAN SE LEKAR AAJ TAK TUMHARA AARTI UTARA…LEKIN BADLE MEIN MUJHE KYA MILA?? SIRF BAD LUCK AUR KUCH NAHI!! TARAS ATA HAI MUJHE..TUMHE "GOD" YA "BHAGWAAN" KEHNE MEIN!! PATA NAHI LOG KYUN TUMHARE PEECHE TIME WASTE KARTEIN HAI!! (phone rings) Haan Ronny bol..kya hai?

What was tht!!! ^^^^^😡😡😡

besides that.... nice😛

wow taff...nice epi..cant wait till nxt 1