TAFFY & ZEEHSAN 4 U!

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Prii

@SweetButSpicy

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Posted: 19 years ago

A Pot Of Irish Frogs

There was a man named Taffy who came from France
Who thought he'd like to take a chance
On eating legs of Irish frogs
That croaked out on the Irish bogs

The Frenchman Taffy squished the Irish bogs
Until he found a pool of frogs
He filled his bucket to serve his want
Then, squished his way to a restaurant

A chef Zeeshan there said he knew how to cook
Just like they do in a French cookbook
He put the frogs into a pot
But wasn't ready yet to get them hot

Now, he couldn't resist to snatch from a shelf
A bottle of his best, as he said to himself
"Oy know what'd be royt to flavour dem up
I'll add da auld oyrish whasky, but no more dan a cup"

A minute - and with not a frog left sober
From the pot came a chorus of The Irish Rover!
The chef gasped, "Well, I naver tought I'd aver hear a pot sing!
Da wee folk must have done dis ting!"

He thought he'd take the pot to church for a hymn
Till the frogs leapt onto the pot's wide brim
They were Irish to the brogue, and their chorus flowed
Through a delightful (slurred) version of The Old Bog Road!

The Frenchman Taffy in the kitchen, poking around
Caused a commotion on hearing the sound
He sought to lay blame - he'd assessed it a blunder
And cried to the chef Zeeshan, as loud as thunder

"Monsieur, you have ruined my legs!
With your rocket fuel, that's no more than dregs!"
The chef in a daze, remained unfazed
In reproaching the Frenchman Taffy who was going half crazed

"Our whaskey is known as a 'good drop' da world over
From Boston to Shanghai and even Van-coh-ver
But I won't argue wid ya, because yer a guest
And I'm sure neider will da wee people, who did dis in jest!"

The Frenchman Taffy refused to listen at all
Until the chef Zeeshan informed him, he'd cooked for De Gaulle
That must have impressed like a medal of honour
The chef was embraced like there was no tomorrour!

Suddenly, the blunder was a trivial matter
The Frenchman Taffy now preferred legs off a platter
He apologized to the chef for making a scene
They drank whiskey together, and the frogs hopped away clean!

I HOPE U GUYZ ZEEHSAN & TAFFY LIKE IT!!! LOL......

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heart girl

@heart girl

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Posted: 19 years ago

db orr Chef.. 😆 kya kya baogi usse tum priyanka? 😆 pehele preety ka baap ab chef

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Poonam

@~Poonam~

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Posted: 19 years ago

Originally posted by: heart girl
db orr Chef.. 😆 kya kya baogi usse tum priyanka? 😆 pehele preety ka baap ab chef

LOL.....😆

chef sound so...😆

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Taf Khan

@ThE_kHan07

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Posted: 19 years ago

😆

Yummy Irish Frogs!! 😃 😃

bechara bhaiya...game developer se CHEF bangaya! 😆

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Hey Bhaggu! Mere naam hai..

@prettyguria

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Posted: 19 years ago

lol 😆 Zeeshan i didnt kno u can cook 😉

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~LiL*PrInCeZ~

@~LiL*PrInCeZ~

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Posted: 19 years ago

kia?

taff toh sahi hai....but zeeshan 😭 .....bichara ka acha khassa game developer ka plan spoil ker diya?

oh well dun wprry zeeshan u can develop games and u can cook food 4 us 2 eat...(cuz u noe i dun like video games 😉)

waise zeeshan is a very gud cheif.........

his specialty is cooking up........mischief 😆 😉 ...dun v njoy duin tht zeeshan 😉

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Prii

@SweetButSpicy

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Posted: 19 years ago

u guyz r funny!! i just added their names on to this peom!! lol... 😆

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