Sam ka devdaas rotlu avatar continues, ab toh rudaalis bhi ro ro ke thak gayin, so for a change I have to call Archana Puran Singh, veteran laughing buddha (taaki ilzaam mujhpe na aaye)
Sam VO talking abt how he had changed his taste from sad songs to babaji ka thullu I mean pravachan. Maine aisi aisi harkatein ki jise yaad kar ke aaj bhi meri hansi nahi rukti.
Babaji ka pravachan chalu, dukh kya hai keval ek bharam hai, dukh kabhi zyada lagta hai kabhi kam...
Dukh se dukhi nahi hoke dukh ko dukhi karein.
*inserts Archana Puran Singh*
Sam babaji ke instructions bhi teek se follow nahi kar raha, farsh pe baithne ka bola toh sofe pe baith ke 'Om' ka jaap kar raha hai.
Sam VO... Sanyasi wala chapter maine secret rakhna chahiye tha, isse pehle ( wait what?) aur iske baad aisi bewakoofi maine kabhi na ki. (some respite it will end)
Idhar, un dino house wives bhi katte pe baith ke chai peeti thin.
Taiji bin maa ki bachchi ka rishta kisi sadharan ghar mein lagane ka bol rahi hai.
Sarla ben lagta hai poori khabar nahi rakhti aur chali hain rishta lagane. Shaher ke itne bade wakeel ko nahi jaanti.
Khair, Taiji kal ki baat se palat gayi aur ab Naina phirse timtimata chiraag ban gayi inke liye. Photo mein sabhi sundar lagte hain aisa inko lagta hai.
(Photoshop ka credit na liya VO ne ghaneemat hai.)
Taiji ne chalaki se bill Sarla ben ko bharne lagaya, chaar rupaye chuchh zyada nahi ho gaye un dinon ke hisaab se?
Preeti ko cassette lena hai, N ko FB aaya.
( ab toh yeh roz ka routine hoga, har baat pe isko FB aayenge)
'Beta' film ki cassette le aayi.
(Dhak Dhak pe bhi FB yaad karna na bhoolna Naina, Okay?)
MunDit taunt maraoing N for party, film.
Ponga ko lagta hai achcha hua usne pyar ki beemari nahi paali warna woh bhi Sam jaisa...
N asked abt Sam.
Munna mummy ne achche se khabar li N ki.
Ponga kuchh zyada bhavnaon mein beh gaya... Yahi kar rahe hain 3 saal se, tu har baar use rulati rahi aur har baar hum hi ne use sambhala.
( kuchh zyada bol diya 3 saal mein kab rulaya Naina ne, hamain toh khabar na hui, khair dost hain thoda mirch masala toh chalta hai)
Sam VO ne bata diya MunDit bhi uske babaji ke sharan mein jaane se anjaan the, dukh kya hai mann ka waham.
At evening, Naina ko antakshari khelne ka mann hua, Sam ko call kiya aur donon ne do do rounds khele, baad mein N ko laga abhi ke liye itna kaafi hai. Round 3 baad mein khelungi aur phone kaat diya.
Some meaningful songs.
At morning, N is worried for Sam.
Preeti said... Toh phir chali ja na Sam ke paas, karle love story start.
(Yeh kya bolna chahti thi nahi samjha, advice thi, taunt thi ya kuchh aur, bujho toh jaanein!)
Love story ka sunke Bela ka faaltu ka drama. Arrey bhai jab kuchh bhi bakwaas accept kar hi leni hoti hai toh puchhti kyun ho.
Iron wale bhaiya ko N ka birthday dress wapas karne ki soojhi. N ne inkaar kar diya.
Bela ko bole jab se yeh donon college jaane lagi hain tab se inke kapdon ka pata hi nahi chalta.
( yeh baat kuchh hazam na hui, hajmola phuleeej)
Jamuna ben ne din dahaade daaka maar liya aur PreeNa dekhti reh gayi, ab batao. (Jab sab cheezein thikane laga rahi thi tab isko kyun bhul gayi thi Naina?)
Ghungrale baalon wale gunge ladke ko inki society se bhi guzarna banta tha, anonymous you know, 2-3 rounds lagaye inke peeche.
N apne aap ko samjhate huye... dress ko apna nahi keh paayi,kalko agar Sam ko apna kehne ki baari aati toh main kya karti?
Idhar, Sam ban gaya Baba Sameernath Maheshwari ( BSM)
( Jab tak yeh baba rahega tab tak yahaan BSM)
BSM doing yoga, ek pair pe khade ho kar, pant shirt belt pahen ke.
*inserts Archana Puran Singh*
(Yeh baba aaram pasand hai, zyada din nahi chalne wala yeh)
Sam VO... Mujhe lag raha tha meri har ek saans ke saath Naina bahar nikal rahi thi
( use carban dioxide kehte hain beta, kaash tune padhai pe dhyan diya hota)
Babaji ka pravachan... satya kya hai..
...mere saath chaliye satya ka satya dhundhne.
*inserts you know who*
Mama mami shocked to see,
(arrey kya dadhi raaton raat badh gayi jo itna shocked ho)
BSM zameen pe baith ke yoga karne laga.
Mama... Mere ek rishtedaar ke saath bhi aisa hi hua baad main paagal ho gaya.
( ek toh inka Sam se rishta hamain samajh nahi aata, oopar se inke bhi rishtedaar, maaf karo CVs, thoda raham karo ham par)
Mami ko lagta hai Vishakha didi ko yeh sab bata dena chahiya.
Mama ne yaad dilaya ki Mars se aane ki condition hi yahi thi na ki Vishakha didi Mars pe jaa kar hamare ghar ki rakhwali karengi.
Precap: Argument between Rakesh and Anand for Naina's rishta. Rakesh ko yaad aa gaya Naina uski beti hai aur isliye faisla wahi karega, telling Taiji to call ladke wale.
( Kaash main teri beti na hoti)