Naina bahot dinon baad study karte dikhi, chalo line pe aa rahi hai ladki.
Sam Vo talking abt N ko Swati pe bhi ghussa aa raha tha, S ki jet speed ke saamne N ki apni snail pace, ( Naina tu khud kyun nahi sudhar jaati).
Bole toh N ne than liya hai chahe kuchh bhi ho jaye woh Sam ke saath movie dekhne nahi jaayegi aisa N ne Sam ko bahot baad mein ( matlab Kai saalon baad) bataya hai.
N ne notebook mein likha hua hai I Love you Sameer, Sam loves N...
( Gayi ladki haath se, iska kuchh nahi ho sakta)
N ne tape recorder chalaya, Koyal si teri boli, usne band kar diya, phir bhi parallel universe se awaz aaye hi ja rahi thi. N ko tension aaj parallel universe ka toh koi plan na tha aur jaise her time travel movie mein hota hai usne planning karli thi parallel universe mein jaa kar audio band karke aayegi tab neeche se koi bicycle pe, yeh gaana chalate dikha. Maze ki baat yeh ki gaana wahin se shuru hua jahan se N ne band kiya tha. Khair yeh important nahi hai. Imp yeh hai ki N ko parallel universe nahi jaana pada.
Preeti came and kal wala precap
Tune socha hoga P toh buddhu hai use kuchh pata nahi chalega.
( ab apne mein se bolke kyun buddhu banne pe tuli ho Preeti)
Then as expected precap was misleading. She was talking about aamras. Great. June end mein aamras ki baatein.
Khair yeh important nahi hai, imp yeh hai ki N ko parallel universe nahi jaana pada chhupne ke liye aur timeline theek karne ke liye jisse woh P se saari baatein chhupa sake. P ko already movie date ke baare mein kuchh nahi pata.
Tum to wakai Buddhu nikli Preeti? Tumse yeh ummid na thi.
Taiji ko in logon ne toofan ka naya naam diya hai. Bhukkad Taiji aane mein hain, P imitating her
" O Bai Bela, zara sa aamras nahi bacha sakti thi Pralay Babu ke liye, aur saara aamras khud hi kha jaayengi"
O Bai Bela ki awaaz... Preeti tum itni bhi buddhu nahi ho,thodi dimag ki batti jalao?
Taiji... Jinko apna samjha unhone hi paraya kar diya.
Bela... Bhaisahab se ladai ho gayi hai kya?
Taiji... Shubh shubh bolo.
Bela...shubh shubh... LOL
Taiji saying Pooja saari bhook yahan maike mein hi nikalne aayi hai.
(Taiji, tum bhi kabhi jao maike apni bhook mitane. Par ab jab jao toh pet kharab karke mat aana)
Bela aur Anand hamesha Sejal ki saas ka bahana bana ke nikal jaate hain jo ki 101 saal ki hai ( aisa Taiji ne unka Aadhar Card dekh ke confirm kiya hai).
Bela ko yeh umar bahot zyada hai aisa nahi lagta. Haan haan lappe jhhappe jo chalte hain miya biwi ke unke naam ke sahare. Aakhir 90 saal ki thi tabse inka yahi chalta aa raha hai. 11 saal main kya kya kiya hoga inhone? Bela toh sochti hogi pehle Taiji tapke phir unki baari aaye.
Khair yeh important nahi hai, imp yeh hai ki jiss parallel universe mein N jaane ka soch rahi thi wahan film nahi lagi hai aur film dekhne Ahmedabad ki Ajanta Elora mein hi jaana padega jahan Bela ki baaton se lagta hai woh aur Anand bhi honge.
Sam thinking kya karun kya kya kya karun? Aisa karta hun N ko bolta hun tumhein film dekhne aana padega.
Phir Sam bolta hai kaise bol sakta hun aise. Phir se chalu hogaya kya karun?
( aisa kar Sam babu tu jaan lele hamari, phir chain milega tujhe bhi aur CVs ko bhi. Ab aise pak pak ke marne se toh ek baar mein marna achha)
Sam ko call aaya. He thought it's N.
Phone receive karte hi bolta hai Naina, Beta bahot achchi film hai chalo na please! Munna on other side.
( yeh aise kisi din khudke pair pe khud hi kulhadi maar lega. Pehle confirm kar liya kar Beta, maa to teri hai nahi toh thoda careful rehne ka na)
Yeh actually Samaina convo hi tha,yaad nahi Munna ki wish kaash main Naina hota, usko hi aage badhaya CVs ne. Samjha karo they wanted to close that loop, you know.
Sam saying... Dekhna toh chahta hun lekin sirf uski razamandi ke saath.
( For your kind information Beta film dekhne ki baat ho rahi hai)
Yeh future ka hint bhi hai agar dimag lagao toh... Bad joke.
Khair Sam jhooth bolke nahi dekhna chahta ( Beta film).
Munna ka weird logic pyar mein bola gaya ek jhooth sau sach ke barabar hai.
Hahaha bade wala bad joke, aur jo bol raha uske baad toh isse bada bad joke koi nahi. Yaad nahi Taiji ke saamne kaise sachchai ki devi ban gaya tha. Arrey ponge se bhi bade wale ponge, uss din jhooth bol deta jo ki tere hisab se sau sach ke barabar hai to tera kya jaata.Ismein tera ghata mera kuchh nahi jaata.
Aage yeh wala ponga bolta hai... N ke chakkar main S ne mana kar diya toh poora plan chaupat ho jayega?
( lol, yeh kya tha? Dialogue writer ka ek aur karnaama. Matlab actual plan SwaMun ki movie date hai aur N na mani toh yeh plan chaupat ho jayega... *yawns*)
Another Samaina call, iss baar Sam ki wish kaash main Swati hota ko CVs closure de rahe hai, samjha karo. They close all open loops, you know.
Swati asked N... Tune picture ke baare mein baat ki Sam se?
N angry. Soch rahi hai main senior ya yeh manhoos maari senior. ( aise nahi sochte Naina, dost hai tumhari)
N... Itna tez bhagegi toh giregi.
S... Main kahan bhag rahi, main toh baithi hun bed pe.
Khair, N ko yaad aaya uss din ka SwaMun bike ride, hand in hand but high voltage drama jo hua uske baare mein kuchh to bolo Naina. Inko dekhke aisa lagta hai, aisa kuchh hua hi nahi tha.
Aur phir SamMun ka jhooth pakda gaya.
Toh kis jhooth na bolne ki baat Sam kar raha tha?woh toh already jhooth bol chuka hai??
( kuchh toh bahot bada locha hai. Sam aur Munna ka phone convo kal ke college scenes se pehle hona chahiye tha, aisa nahi lagta kya?)
Phir Naina dual personality ka nazara pesh karte huye, parallel universe ka frequent travelling ka effect toh hona hi tha! Time travel is not an easy job, you know.
N VO talking abt Dil aur Dimag ki kashmakash. Aise main hamesha iska dil jeetta hai, bike ride ka exp. Aakhir scandals jo karne hote hain.
Sam thinking abt asli wala Samaina convo but Divang bhaiya phone lekar gaye. Neeche ka phone dead hai aur Sam ke phone ka alag number hai. Small mercies. Kam se kam Sam ki batein koi neeche se na sun lega aise.
Bhabhi ka flirt wala romance, Dabbu bhaiya ke gaal kheench rahi toh pair pe pair touching. Ab mahinon baad ghar aaoge toh yahi hoga na Dabbu bhaiya!
Sam smiling. Ab tak hamara prediction tha Sam in se inspiration lega par abtak aisa na hua. Cockroach wala idea use karna Sam, okay?
Yahaan bhi Beta aur yahaan bhi Koyal si teri boli. Dhak dhak song maano kisi aur film ka ho. Khair, suspense rakha hua hai CVs ne woh song girls se.
Bhabhi... Humne kab roka hai, kijiye na!... Kaam!
(waise poonam bhabhi kaam hi hota hai woh bhi, cough cough)
Ab Dabbu bhaiya mahino baad dekhenge toh yahi hoga na.
Sam ko call aaya, iss baar asli Naina ka hai.
N.. Bahot hasi aa rahi hai( aur idhar hamain rona aa raha hai, kya bakwaasiyat chhayi hui hai, hamari manhoosiyat jaate na jaayegi humse, chahte kya hain aur milta kya hai)
N... Aisa karo mujhse shaadi karlo.
( shaadi ka matlab bhi pata hai Naina?)
Sam shocked. Ab Pehredar Piya Ki ka anjaam dekhne ke baad usko show ki padi hogi, khair!!
S... Main Beta ki baat kar raha Ghar Ek Mandir Hai uski baat nahi kar raha.
( kahaan gaya woh Sam jo uss din bol raha tha romantic baat ke baare mein, isse achcha mauka tujhe na milta beta, ganva diya, afsos)
Then N... Sameer is a liar, liar liar liar, na na na na ( jispar se Karan Johar ne KKHH ka dialogue likha)
Sam... Miss Naina Agrawal, pyar mein bola gaya ek jhooth sau sach ke barabar hota hai.
( yeh bakwasiyat apne paas hi rakho Sam babu jiska na koi sar hai na koi pair)
N ne phone kat diya, koi film nahi bolke.
Munna called Sam. Overacting ki dukaan. Yeh Pyar mein padke kuchh zyada hi pakau nahi ho gaya?
Next day in college, N saw blackboard jispe Sunaina ka Su gayab tha.
( isko koi kaam dhande nahi hai kya? Kabtak Aakhir, aakhir kabtak?)
Munna ki phir se pakau overacting. Naina ki bhi OTT. Kya ghusa ghusake fit karela scene hai!!!
Vishakha ka ref.
(jitna dukh yeh sunke hota ki Vishakha ab iss duniya mein nahi hai usse zyada dukh yeh sunkar hua ki Vishakha zinda hai aur phir bhi Sam ko call tak nahi karti)
Munna ne kahin se suni sunai baat bata di ki Sam Vishakha bonding N ki waje se hui thi.
Ek aur maha TP episode, CVs Kabtak Aakhir, Aakhir Kabtak?
Jagjit Singh's this ghazal suits our situation.
Jhooti sachhi aas pe jeena,
Kabtak Aakhir, Aakhir Kabtak?
Baithi Jagah Khun-e-Dil Peena,
Kabtak Aakhir, Aakhir Kabtak?
Precap... Only this was interesting in epi.
In cinema hall, Samaina, SwaMun, Chacha Chachi, Ponga akela aaya hai.
Sam ko haath pakadne nahi mil raha hai N ka, Swati bahot aage badh gayi hai, N sirf naam ki senior hai. Anand wakai mein movie dekhne aaya hai. Bela and Sam in the same boat.
Edited by -Ross- - 7 years ago