Part 19: Mr aur honewali Mrs Maheshwari ki movie date :
Sameer (S) - Male Lead, Naina (N) Female Lead , Pandit ( PT) , Munna ( M), Swati ( ST), Preety ( P), Arjun bhaiya ( A), Rakesh sir ( R), Vishakha ( V) , Poonam Bhabhi ( PooB), Pooja didi ( PooD) Karthik ( K ), Sunaina (SN), mama, mami, taiji, Anand chachaji (AC), Shefali (SF) , Mundit ( Munna + Pandit) , SaMunDit ( Sameer + Munna + Pandit), Samiana ( Sameer + Naina ), Bela Chachi ( BC), SwaTiNa( Swati+Preeti + Naina), Kamya ( KM), Hema ( HM)
S ka ghar:
S bhi night dress mein tayar hain aur wait kar raha hain ladkiyon kay aane ka..
Mundit yeh dekh kay muskuratein hain..
M: arey ponga pandit aaj to bhai ki betabi kutch aur hi dikh rahi hain..
PT: arey chenu kyun na ho.. Bhabhi pheli baar puri raat kay liye aa rahi hain ghar pey.. aur dono S ko tease karte hain.. aur tu bhi to muskuraha hain us frockwale pandit ka liye...
S: accha tum log cassattes to ley aaye ho na...
Mundit haan ley aaye hain: Andaaz Apna Apna, Mein khiladi tu Anari aur Mohra.. aur Yeh Dillagi.. uncle ney kahan yeh sab nayi hit movies hain to hum utha ley aaye..
Tabhi gadi ki awaz sunai deti hain... aur tino bhaag kay jaate hain get pe.. aur KM ki gaadi aate huey dikhati hain..
S to N ko dhoondney lagta hain par raat kay samay mein vo usey dekh nahin pata..
KM : Hi S kya haal hain sab plan set? Popcorn aur Cococola ready?
S: haan KM sab ready.. aur vo N ko utartey dekhta hain.. blue wale night dress mein..aur bas kho jata hain..
N bhi S ko Yellow wali night dress mein dekh kay kho jati hain..
P: hello Jijaji.. aaj to maloom hain aap to aur kisiko dekhogey hi nahin...kyun...?
S: baat to sahi kahi tumney saaliji.. aaj tumhari behen lag hi itni sundar rahi hain.. aur kutch dekhne ka to sawaal hi nahin hota..
Mundit aur HM, KM- aur ST P andar chale jaate hain aur bas N aur S bahar khade hain..
S N ki taraf aate huey: kutch yaad aaya ? Garden ki aur dekh kay ishara karta hain ( flashback to night time hug )...
N: umm kya.. mujhe to kutch bhi yaad nahin..aur apni ungli bite karti hain...
S: accha to shayad aaj fir sey tumhe yaad dilana padega.. aur N ko hug karne ki koshish karta hain.. aur N wahan sey bhaag leti hain ghar ki aur...
Dono ghar ke andar aajate hain.. jahan sab ek dusarey kay saath baat karney mein mashgool hain..
Aur sabhi room mein apni apni jagah choose karkey baith jaate hain...
Mundit ney ek bada sa popcorn ka dibba khol diya hain aur soda ki crate bhi wahan hain..
Samiana aake dekhte hain to sofey pe to jagah full hain baith ney ke liye.. tabhi S ek badi chaddar leke aata hain aur sofey ke kaune ke nichey daal deta hain.. aur jaake uspe baith jata hain.. aur N ko ishara karta hain aane ke liye..
N jake S ke bajoomein nahin par sofey pe jaake baith jaati hain..
M: to sab log.. kaunsi movie pehle dekhani hain? Andaaz apna apna? Apne Salman aur Aamir ki film hain... vo uncle bol rahey thay bahout comedy hain aur maje wali hain.. kya bolte ho sab?
All gals.. haa wahi thik hogi tum laga do..
PT jaake movie chalu karta hain aur sab movie dekhne mein mashgool ho jate hain... Samaina bas ek dusarey ko dekh rahe hain..
Tabhi Munna uthta hain: yaar Sameer mein PooB ko bahout miss kar raha hoon..vo hoti to mast chai aur pakodey bana key khilati..
PT: haan yaar unkey jaise pakodey to maine aaj tak nahin khaye..
N: arey PooB nahin to kya hua.. tumhari yeh Bhabhi to hain.. main bana deti hoon..
Yeh sunke Mundit ekdum khush ho jate hain.. arey haan yeh to sahi kaha tum bhi to Bhabhi ho.. jaao jaldi sey jaoo aur garama garam pakode bana ke le aao..
S N ki baat sunke mitha sa muskurata hain aur pyar sey N ko dekhne lagta hain..
N uthkey kitchen ki aur chali jaati hain aur S bhi uske pichey pichey aa jata hain par N kitchen ke darwaje pe jaake ruk jati hain aur mango milkshake wali baat yaad karti hain ( flashback to kammo and mango milkshake and breaking of the food processor)
S aake uske shoulder pey tap karta hain: daro mat aaj us din jaisa kutch bhi nahin hoga.. kyu ki aaj hum dono saath mein hain..chalo..aur N ka haath pakad kay kitchen mein leke aata hain..
N bas S ko dekha karti hain..tabhi bahar sey awaaz aati hain Pandit ki: bhai rasoi mein pakodey hi ban rahein hain ya kutch aur chal raha hain???
S jor sey chillate huey: bahar aake baatoon tujhe rasoi mein kya chal raha hain uskey barein mein??
N: accha tum mujhe pehle kadhai aur tel de do.. aur besan ka dibba nikal do thik hain.. tab tak mein yeh pyaaj aur aloo cut kardeti hoon .. thodey bhajiye bhi bana deti hoon pakodon ke saath..
S bas N ko dekhta hai rehta hain.. N: arey S kya kar rahe ho.. jaoona leke do mujhe sab..
S tel ka dibba aur kadhai nikal ke deta hain.. N usmein tel daal key usey garam karney ke liye rakh deti hain..
S besan ka dibba dhoondh raha hain... N : arey tumhey maloom nahin hain kahan hain? yeh tumhara hi ghar hain na?
S: mujhe mami aur PooB kay hote kitchen mein aaneki kabhi zaroorat hi nahin hui.. tum chinta mat karo yahin hoga kahan jayega.. aur saarey dibbey khol kay dekhne lagta hain..
N bhi dusarey dibbey khol rahi hain.. tabhi vo dekhti hain S ka shirt kadhai key pass jaa raha hain.. aur vo jhat sey S ko thoda door karne ki koshish karti hain..
S ko besan ka dibba mil jata hain aur vo usey khol kay check kar raha hain ... tabhi N ka dhakka usey lagta hain aur vo unbalance ho jata hain.. aur besan ka dabba uchalta hain aur dono pey besan gir jata hain.. .. dabbey ki aawaz sunkey sab log kitchen mein aajate hain.. aur shock ho jate hain...aur jor sey hasney lagete hain...
S aur N dono hi besan mein nahaye hue hain.. aur ek dusarey ko dekh key hasne lagtehain..
M: kya Bhabhi aap na jab bhi yahan kitchen mein aati ho ... holi khelti ho.. kabhi mango milkshake to kabhi besan..
Yeh sunke sab hanste hain..
S: aacha mundit tum jaldi sey jaake besan ka ek packet le aao bike ki chaabi le jaoo.. aur ladkiyon tum sab yeh saaf kardo taki hum do no besan nikal ney jaa sake warna mami kaal aake inta daantegi mujhe ki bas..
N aur S dono hi S ke kamarey mein chaley jaate hain.. aur N window kay wahan khadi ho jati hain.. chup chap ..
S: arey tum itna tension mat lo.. sab thik hain besan hi tha.. koi nahin..
N: mujhe besan ka tension nahin hain.. aab aage kya uska tension hain.. subh jaldi jaane wale thay isi liye hum koi extra kapadey leke nahin aaye.. to ab kya karenge... shayad hum ko abhi ghar jaana hoga.. yeh soch kay sad ho jati hain..
S: umm N aaj tum ghar jaane ki baat mat karo.. agar tumhe aitraaz na ho to mera ek shirt de doon pehne ney ke liye.. waise bhi tumhara sirf top hi ganda hua hain.. usey dho dena taki subh tak vo sukh jaaye.. chalega?
N- S ka shirt pehn ney ki soch kay vo sharmajaati hain..: umm S jaane do hum logon ko ghar.. sab kya sochenge.. tabhi P aur ST wahan aa jati hain..
P: arey N kya ghar jana padega.. kyunki tumhara top to pura besan mein sana hain..
ST: haa N chal chaltey hain ghar..
S: arey P aur ST mein keh raha tha.. agar N mera koi shirt pehn le to koi problem hogi? Yaa to PooB ki saadi de sakta hoon...
P aur ST yeh sunke ek dusarey ko isharey karti hain: N tu dekh le tujhe jo thik lage.. hamein to koi dikkat nahin hain.. waise bhi.. aaj nahin to kaal.. is kamrein mein to shayad.. tu wahi pehen ke ghoomegi.. shaadi ke baad..
N yeh sun ke pani pani ho jati hain: P ki bacchi kutch bhi boley jaa rahi hain.. hum log ghar chaltey hain agar tum isi tarah mujhe chidhati rahogi to...
P aur ST: arey nahin nahin..thik hain tu jaldi sey jaake nah le.. mundit bhi besan leke aajenge tab tak..hum log jaake kitchen saaf karte hain..thik hain.. yeh keh key dono chali jaati hain..
S: ummm kaunsa wala shirt doon?
N: umm jo tumhey pasand ho..
S vo blush pink color ki shirt jo usney PooD key tilak kay time pehni thi vo nikal kay deta hain... aur sochta hain... trophy ki party mein aisa hi color ki dress mein N pari jaisi lag rahi thi.. to yeh shirt bhi uspey acchi lagegi..aur vo nikal kay deta hain N ko aur ek towel bhi deta hain.. aur bathroom ki aur ishara karta hain..
S: tum yahan nah lo mein mama mami key kamrein mein jata hoon .. agar kisis cheez ki zaroorat ho to awaz do aur kamara chahey to andar sey band karlo ..thik hain.. main apne kapade leke unke kamarein mein jaa raha hoon.. to tum aaram sey nah kay change kar sakti ho... thik hain?
N vo shirt ko dekhti hain aur muskurati hain aur S ki aur dekh kay haa kehti hain..
S apne kapade leke kamarey ki bahar chala jaata hain aur N kamara band kar leti hain aur nahney ke liye chali jaati hain..
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Part 20 : ek pyara sa ehsaas aur sukoon :