YUDKBH in Sholay style: Fun post

So friends I'm back with another fun post of mine where I have tried to present YUDKBH characters in Sholay style. I'm not including all the characters here as it is not possible to include all the characters here...

So for convenience I've included only a few of them.

So the characters:

Gabbar Singh: apne sabke pyare Rakesh Sir

Sambha: Arjun

Kaalia: one of the bet boys

Basanti: Naina

Veeru: Sameer

Jai: Pandit

Thakur: Munna

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So here we start...

Kaalia and Sambha see Veeru and Basanti together...they think of going and telling Gabbar Singh about them. But before they leave from there...Veeru and Basanti see them and become anxious thinking what would happen when Gabbar comes to know. They go to Thakur (who has his hands cut by Gabbar) and Jai and Jai and Veeru confront Kaalia and Sambha. When they try to tell them not to say anything to Gabbar, they both don't agree and ultimately Jai and Veeru look at each other and with a wink start their new found trick ...finger clicks. Both of them start clicking their fingers and move closer to both of them.

Jai: yaar Veeru yeh Thakur humare saath chutki kyun nahi baja raha? (till now they didn't know that his hands are cut)

Veeru: pehle in dono se nibat te hain baad mein Thakur ko dekh lenge...

They move closer ...click...click...click... Kaalia and Sambha get scared but still somehow Sambha manages to compose himself and he said...

Sambha: dekho...tum dono... Yeh...yeh theek nahi hoga... agar kuchh bhi gadbad ki na to Sardar tumhe chhodenge nahi... yahin zameen mein gaad denge...

Veeru: wo to use tab pata chalega na jab tu yahan se zinda bach kar jayega... (and he continues clicking his fingers)

Sambha: tum dono...jaante nahi ho mujhe...

Jai: aye Chhenu hum tujhe bahut ache se jaante hain... tu wahi hai na jisne Gabbar ki gang mein shaamil hone ke liye jo entrance exam tha...uske papers ki chori ki thi... Tu wahi hai na jisne Basanti ki behen ki shaadi ke waqt jhoothi chot ka natak kiya tha...tu wahi hai na jo sirf humare saamne sher banta hai... baaki sab jagah teri aawaz nahi nikalti...

Veeru: arey kya kar raha hai yaar... wo Gabbar Basanti ke Papa hain... agar unhe pata chala to Basanti ko ghar se nikalne nahi denge...isliye maamla shanti se nipta dete hain(he said whispering to Jai)

Jai: par yaar aise kab tak darta rahega... dekh... aaj nahi to kal iske unhe pata chal hi jayega... tab kya shanti rahegi... tujhe pata nahi hai ki kaisa toofan aa jayega tab...

Basanti: tum dono Shanti teacher ka naam kyun le rahe ho...wo to bahut achhi hain...unhe please is sab mein mat ghaseeto...

Thakur: arey Basanti tumhari teacher ki baat nahi kar rahe hain... yeh shanti se maamla suljhaane ki baat kar rahe hain...

Basanti: yun ki yeh kaun bola...humko to lagta tha ki tum samajhdari ki baat karna jaante hi nahi...lekin tum to bade samajhdar nikle...

Thakur: samajhdari to tumne meri dekhi hi kahan hai... Usi samjhdari ki wajah se maine in dono ko kaam par rakha hai...

Kaalia and Sambha notice that all of them are involved in their conversation...so they sneak out from there... All 3 of them notice that and are surprised and worried at the same time...

Thakur: maine kaha tha unhe jaane mat dena...

Veeru: to kya tumhare haathon mein mehendi lagi thi jo tum unhe nahi rok sakte the...

Thakur: yeh to filmy scene ho raha hai ... Lekin sach to yeh hai...

Jai: kya sach hai...aaj to aap bata hi do ki humesha yeh tambu tumhare kandhon pe kyun rehta hai...

Thakur: uske liye tumhe mere liye pankhe ka intezaam karna padega...

Jai and Veeru together: pankha... Kya pankhe mein apna sir dena chahte ho... Basanti ne tumhe samajhdar kya keh diya tumhare dimaag to ghaas charne chala gaya...

Thakur: arey moorkhon pankha lekar aao mera tambu utarna hai...

They bring a table fan and with that the shawl goes off his shoulders and they notice that his hands are cut...

Jai and Veeru: to isliye tumne pankha mangaya tha...yeh to tum hume bol dete...hum utar dete... bekaar mein hi itna bhaari pankha uthwaya humse...uff...

Basanti: chalo main tum dono ko thandi cold drink pilati hu...

Veeru: main cold drink nahi main cold coffee peeta hu...

Basanti: yunki tumhari farmaishein (demands) to badti ja rahi hain... lekin mera kya jaata hai... peeyo ...maine kab mana kiya...chalo...lekin khud banana padegi...samjhe...

Veeru: haan haan main khud bana lunga...

There the two reach their leader Gabbar and ...

Sambha: sardaar...sardaar...

Gabbar: arey bol na...muh mein dahi jama kar aaya hai kya? Jaldi bol...warna teri zubaan kheech lunga...

Sambha tells him how Jai and Veeru threatened them ...

Gabbar: kitne aadmi the...

Kaalia: sardar...do...

Wo do aur tum bhi do...fir bhi wapas aa gaye...kya socha tha ...sardar bahut khus hoga...sabasi dega... Suar ke bachhon...mera poora naam mitti mein mila diya...

Sambha: maaf kar do sardar...

Gabbar: meri to kismat hi kharab hai...do log jaise taise saste daam mein mile wo bhi kisi kaam ke nahi... sharm aati hai mujhe tumhe apna saathi kehte huye...ab main gareeb hu to kya mujhe ache saathi milne ka bhi adhikar nahi...mujhe pata hai...is sab mein bhi Bhabhiji ki koi saazish hogi...khair koi nahi...ab tera kya hoga Kaalia?

Kaalia: sardar...sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai?

Gabbar: namak...maine kab khilaya tujhe... 10 rupay kilo milta hai...main kyun khilaaun tumhe namak?

Kaalia: sardar...maine aapko saari khabrein laakar di thi... aage bhi dunga... aaj bas mujhe chhod do...

Gabbar: khabar ka kya main mahal banaaun? Ek to dono kuchh kaam nahi karte... aur bekaar ki baton mein mera dimaag kharab karte ho...

Sambha: sardar...aage se galti nahi hogi...main bilkul aapke jaisa ban ke dikhaaunga... bas ek mauka dijiye...

Gabbar: theek hai theek hai...is baar chhod deta hu...chalo jaao aur kahin se Maruti car chura kar laao...aur dekho AC wali honi chahiye ...samjhe...

Both: haan sardar...

Gabbar: aur yeh Basanti kahan mar gayi...aayi nahi...Bhabhi theek hi kehti hain...zaroor uska kahin tiscu tiscu chal raha hai...kisi ke saath wo zaroor apna taanka fit kar rahi hai...pata lagana padega...😆

The end...sorry for the lame post...made it in a hurry😆

Originally posted by: Komalp1391

By god it was too funny manisha di loved it to the core🤣

Veeru aur basanti ka tisco tisco taiye taiye chal rha hai 😆

Kaalia and sambha were hilarious🤣

Tune entrance k paper churaye or basanti ki behen ki shaadi me chot ka naatak kia or 🤪

sambha ka lappa jhappa chal rha hai basanti ki dost k saath vo dono basanti k bhai ko tuition padhane k bahane milte hai aur tisco tisco taiye taiye krte hai

Too good di🤗

Love

Komal

Originally posted by: TereLiyeMINU

I know Manisha would have got pissed with me doing RES all over posts..😆

RES..Promise I would unres soon.😳

That was hilarious 🤣.. too good

The dialogues were very well written 👏

I didn't watch Sholay yet.. But it was fun to read 😛