Posted:
So We all agree 2016 been a heavy year to YHM fans with lots of unwanted, ugly, heavy, emotional, etc etc tracks n twists. Not sure what 'contemporary' issues they are showing whole year, but I just summed up what we get to see in YHM this year!!
101 Ways To Kill a person!! [This Title credit goes to 'ramishi' from Viji's thread 😊]
- Take a knife n put it in someone else's throat rather than fruit 😛
- If the person is not yet died, try stuffing them in a bag, n put petrol n burn the body 😲
- Tie a bomb to the person n leave them to death!!
- One can die by getting hanged in jail, you know?😳
- Just take that person to a cliff and push them off ;)😃
- You can also shoot them wt a pistol?!😉
- Yeah, you can shoot them with a pistol n stuff the body in a suitcase, n bury the suitcase!!
- If the person is still alive, try to provoke them to die with your words, they will definitely commit suicide ;)🤢
- hire goons to kidnapp n kill the person.😆
- one can blackmail someone sothat he will kill himself😕
- provoke your own flight's hijacker by giving a lecture lol!!😆
- sleeping pills is one more option😡
- poisoning milk is one more option!!🤔
- How can I forget that, poisoning entire water in house s another option. 🤪
OMG, I can see a cruel criminal in me by this time...
OK Moral of the Story?
Chadda Track:
Moral 1:
Never try to adopt a baby who doesn't have proper papers, you may end up murdering your own lawyer !!😲
Moral 2:
Dare we keep a 'knife' in kitchen. Its too dangerous you know!😉
Moral 3:
Never ever raise your voice against Domestic violence ;) You will be honored with a death sentence!!😡
Shanaya Track:
Moral1:
Never ever try to seduce your own husband, you may endup in a suitcase grave!🥺
Moral2:
Don't play pistol games with any vamp. You never know which is real bullet n which is dummy!🤓
Moral3:
The difference between one's old car n one's own child is...one can exchange the old car, but one can not exchange the child. Its a "shouldn't". If exchanged, one's hubby may 'replace' her with his first wife;)
Realize "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush!!"
Leap:
For those who committed suicide/met wt accident:
Dare you be alive after committing suicide!! [or if u have other plans, just keep passport n educational docs in your pocket ;) ]😉
For that person's relatives n enemies:
If you heard a person died, make sure you find the body n bury it infront f your eyes. You never know when they will just walk into your life royally...!!Just to mess up everything!😲
Ruhi Track:
Don't try to separate already separated parents. They may end up getting married second time!!😆
Adi Track:
If you fell in love with a girl, all you need to do to impress her parents is to give lift to Grany on your back just upto temple hill, get vegetables n groceries in discount sale ;)👍🏼
Pihu Track:
If we start listening to kids, one parent will hook up in India and another endup in Bangkok!
[though I never remember being able to keep my parents OK for a few more days of vacation on my will, forget about even the thought of separating them!!]
Individual Gyan!!
Raman:
How to be handsome n healthy even after drinking an ocean of daaru for 7 years!!😳
Ishu n Vandu:
How to give upbringing to an invisible child ;) Nirvaan n Kshithija!!😛
Miku:
How to become brainless in a span of 7 years😆
Pihu:
I believe, CVs fixed 'RED CHIP' to Pihu, hence she shown the trials of villian Robo this year!!🤪
Bala:
How to just become invisible...👏
Toshi n Amma:
'BhAyyer Matrimonial' 🤡
Bhalla n Vishwa:
Not so new skills but commendable [how to be in mute in all important situations]😳
Shravu:
How to get ur brain stopped like a clock at 9 years age itself ;)😛
Nature Camp:⭐️
Is the safest place, one needs to spend more of their childhood in nature camp rather than one's own home!
Hmmm...
Wondering I didn't speak about Shagun? I needed 'additional paper' for the gyan she taught us whole year... So put it in second page... Please check it 😳
-- Gyan Given By Shagun Arora - Page2--
Sorry If I bored you with my rant...
Its simply to say bye bye to this 2016... And to wait patiently for 2017 to see what's in store for us, the YHMians..
By the way...
Advance Happy New Year to You All...!!
-Swa😊
Shiv Shakti
CID
4