Subbu Dabbu wale Kospints

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Posted: 10 years ago
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Firstly I would like to apologize. There were a few people I could not reply to in the last kos-pints. Apologies since work for the past few weeks has been extremely draining & I have been off the forum.

This is for all the Gossip girls on our WA group. My phone just doesn't stay quiet 😆.
You know who you are. Love you guys 🤗


Now lets begin with YHM ... that was awesome once upon a time *sigh*


CV's record for all tracks is like the sutli bomb we used to light on Diwali when little. You set fire to it, crouch down, hands on your ears expecting a blast. Except that the stupid thing never goes off.

Bringing us to the track of the month -- Subbish. Or Dubbish. Or plain Rubbish.

What else does one expect with the (-)0.65 of expressions that Dubbu (Thank you Vee) displays? Raj & Simran show more facial prowess than Dubbu has in 6 whole weeks and they are side characters here just for a week *Double sigh*

Moving on ...

Delhi in real - a bustling city with tens of millions of people.
Delhi in YHM - has about 4 families. Two villains. Two sex starved couples. One vamp. One city hospital. One Social worker. One ACP (who has just one case).

ACP se yaad aaya. The new guy is cute. And looks good with Mihika *initial YHM version wali back*. Just one kostin though ... amnesia has struck who - CV's or viewers? Did we imagine the sheer torture that Mihika unleashed in her DumbMi avatar 😕


Revenge Tracks of the Day:


Idiot's Version:
Shaggy plans to kidnap two kids - 12 & 7 yrs old - and move them across countries. Tips to make sure they don't rat her out:
- Keep the kids bound & gagged till the time they get amnesia. Give or take a few years perhaps?
- Find an isolated island near Australia. No technology. No kids calling home.
- Make sure she kidnaps everyone's brains in Delhi including the police, so that they don't notice her disappearance. This shouldn't be too difficult, only Pervy has a horde of brains & he's in jail overworking all of them for ... yup, another revenge track 😆



Crazy Ass Dubbu Version *pleez to bear, this one is long. And taxing* :


Dubbu's wife (earlier Ragini, henceforth Lakshmi) dies in a plane crash to London (waise Sujataji was in Delhi, why was is she going there without Dubbu? Or was she running away from him permanently).

Chalo, we will not nitpick *lolz as if *

Dubbu conveniently zeroes in on one of the 4 families residing in Delhi -- Bhalla's.

The said culprit (RKB/Romi/Mr.Bhalla/Neelu/Mutthu/Ishita) is hereby called Damned Stupid Jackass (DSJ in short) coz he unleashed Dubbu on the poor unsuspecting viewers.
Dunno how CV's plan to unravel this but here are a few options:

-- Bhalla family has a pilot in their midst and no one knows it. The unidentified DSJ chose to eject (possible to do so outta a commercial airline in YHM world) instead of saving Lakshmi & the kid ... killing both Dubbu's brain cells and YHM viewers' inclination to watch. Result -- Dubbu is upset.

-- DSJ is a Hogwarts 2nd year student and cast a spell on his car. Flew it into London wala plane and Boom. Dubbu is upset.

-- DSJ drove his/her car on the runway and crashed into the plane. See this one "almost" logically explains most of it. Plane crash and Bhalla family being responsible. Again, Dubbu is upset.

-- Romi's swimmers & Dubbu's family died in the same accident a few months ago. The plane was flying really low. Again, Dubbu is upset.

-- DSJ used mind power (something which Dubbu just does not have. Same like his expressions) to exact revenge on the latter for unknown reasons. Now Dubbu wants to return the favor. This one is a two way revenge theory. How clever of the CV's, no?

Like someone once said ... YHM is unique 👏


Request of the Day:

Dubbu is getting on everyone's nerves. The very last one. And we thought it couldn't get worse than Shagun. Can YHM CV's please stop naming characters from the letter "S" ??


Dialogue of the Day:

Puttar to Biwi --
Tumhe kuch ho jaata toh ...

A normal husband's concern
- Damn, hope your just recovering foot isn't injured again.
Puttar's concern - It's already been 7 frikking years. Damn it woman, no falling & breaking your neck till tomorrow.


Feels of the Track:


I feel for Simmy. Poor girl has had really bad luck when it comes to men. Pehle Param ('least the guy could emote) and now Dubbu. This is oppression of women. Bas.


Kostin of the Day:

Who makes the bride dress up and dance as a man on their engagement day. I mean seriously, who does that???

Pint of the Week:

I usually don't refer to the real actors here but this one's too hilarious to let go.

Apparently the actor playing Dubbu recently mentioned in an interview - "Viewers have seen just 2% of Subbu's character till date".

Well, of course they have seen only 2% till now, expressions bhi toh utnay hi diye hain na 😆


Kostin of the Track:

YHM CV's have crossed temporary inebriation and moved on to a drunken stupor. Leaving viewers with a head splitting hangover.

I call unfair coz I didn't even earn the hangover. So just one kostin -- where are the margherita's?


YHM in a Pic:

This is what CV's eat to get the "creative" juices flowing

*bet I missed loads in this but had done this in a hurry*.


Few Sidenotes:

- Thank Goodness, Ishita's hairstyle wasn't all Medusa like today again. Liked her look today.

- Did they really show Lakhsmi/Ragini as the love of Dubbu's life (complete with a 5 minute heart wrenching song routine?) yesterday 😲


Spam away guys ... just no hate for Ishita only. Or Raman only. Hate them both ... double the fun 😆

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Veeann thumbnail
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Res
OMG I got first res. I feel so honoured. I beat you Shalz. 😆 😆

I am still attempting to unres, but I get distracted n go n eat jalebi.
Edited by Veeann - 10 years ago
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Posted: 10 years ago
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reswa
i protest... yhm has tainted the letter S!!!


yeh na insaafi hain...i wanna appoint vee for my case...

ur kospints are always phunny n awesome...

yaar spare poor puttar... puttar ka puttar is protesting too... too many pheels... how many times will he do it with eyes... bas jitna time they were lying there...we cud have atleast touch each tohers nosey...but wat yaa bkt... saachi...

subbu n hid subbishness... ufff... mujhe bolna hi nahi kuch... cant tolerate him... i generally msg when he comes onscreen...doc has an amazing thoery abt y subbu wants revenge...puttar during his dry spell had a relationship with ragini aka laksmi n tht is y subbu wnats revenge...kuch esa tha...
Edited by shalz_123 - 10 years ago
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Posted: 10 years ago
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🤣🤣

I wouldn't go as far to imagine how Shagun would manage to keep the children from going to the cops. How's she planning to get them board a plane? They're too big to be sedated and carried and everyone else is too sighted not to see that.

Oh, if the DSJ is Raman then his company (which he once used to own and then not own) could be involved with manufacturing the parts of the plane which incidentally were faulty, hence caused the crash. But this makes Raman a logical target and I'm sure that concept doesn't exist in YHM so whatever Dubbu's reason is, it's not this one!
Edited by Wings-of-Fire - 10 years ago
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: Wings-of-Fire

🤣🤣

I wouldn't go as far to imagine how Shagun would manage to keep the children from going to the cops. How's she planning to get them board a plain? They're too big to be sedated and carried and everyone else is too sighted not to see that.



This is one big pot of crack the CV's are smoking.
I actually want this plan executed just so to see how the CV's plan to get this going 😆😆

paru_rox thumbnail
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: Wings-of-Fire

🤣🤣

I wouldn't go as far to imagine how Shagun would manage to keep the children from going to the cops. How's she planning to get them board a plane? They're too big to be sedated and carried and everyone else is too sighted not to see that.

Oh, if the DSJ is Raman then his company (which he once used to own and then not own) could be involved with manufacturing the parts of the plane (which incidentally were faulty, hence caused the crash. But this makes Raman a logical target and I'm sure that concept doesn't exist in YHM so whatever Dubbu's reason is, it's not this one!



I bet its Appa. He has MPD. One of the split personalities in there is a pilot with commercial license 🤣
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Posted: 10 years ago
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I will comment later, but just had to say I love the relationship jalebi. Each succulent bite will just ooze another drop of sugary incestuosness ( I know there's no such word but bear with me)
😆 😆 😆
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: paru_rox



I bet its Appa. He has MPD. One of the split personalities in there is a pilot with commercial license 🤣



It could totally be that! From his reactions to situations it totally seems he's got some problems! Marrying Simmi to take revenge against Appa! Makes all the sense in the world! 🤣
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Posted: 10 years ago
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You are too good. 🤣 🤣 loved your edited version of YHM on the jalebis. 😆
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: Veeann

Res

OMG I got first res. I feel so honoured. I beat you Shalz. 😆 😆


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