Subbu Dabbu wale Kospints - Page 4

awesome paru, always a pleasure to read u. try n b more regular on d forum naa 😊

I almost fell from bed ...awesome...i loved your post...respite for all those who mourn the once upon a time wala awsome YHM.and exactly even I couldn't believe they showed that 5 minute scene of subbu mourning for...ragini turned Lakshmi that too with that fab song...one hour silence for that"...ACP is cute...and I really want him to be sarika's bro...coz that will keep him positive and will have positive effect on the progressively degrading environment of YHM...and I miss ruhi-shravu..ankho Mei aasu aagaye hayeee

Hey Paru😃

Originally posted by: paru_rox

S is tainted only in the limited world of YHM Sahlz ... while you are still Super S-Awesome.

Yaar I wanna know why Puttar's puttar is so eager to jump to procreation. Doh- chaar kisses say start karo yaar 😳

@ red -- I wanna know how the plane crash is explained here. Doc ... pleej to elaborate. CV's need all the help they can get 😛😆

Guess CVs want us to hate Subbu, that's why they played HAK song on Subbu and his wife which is reserved for DivAn.

Res...it's good to see you yaara!🤗

unres

You covered it all girl👏👏👏

You didnt say anything about the traveling hickey though 😉😆

I feel that community brain syndrome that you mentioned in kospints now has started affecting the viewers too...as I feel I have no brain activity else why would I continue watching this just for Ishra? ...as nothing makes sense these days in YHM and yet I somehow am hoping for things to improve...and of a 20 min episode I watch 4/5 mins of Ishra scene and go all gushy about them and forget the remaining 15 mins of crap fest.🤢

OMG...Hogwarts 2nd year student... HP ki bezzati paru...Kiske liye...uss Dubbu ke liye...NAHIII...

Originally posted by: paru_rox

Firstly I would like to apologize. There were a few people I could not reply to in the last kos-pints. Apologies since work for the past few weeks has been extremely draining & I have been off the forum.

This is for all the Gossip girls on our WA group. My phone just doesn't stay quiet 😆. You know who you are. Love you guys 🤗

I know...1000 odd messages is no easy task sab ki bas ki baat nahi...but G gang keliye kuch bhi nahi...love u too 🤗

Now lets begin with YHM ... that was awesome once upon a time *sigh*

CV's record for all tracks is like the sutli bomb we used to light on Diwali when little. You set fire to it, crouch down, hands on your ears expecting a blast. Except that the stupid thing never goes off.

Bringing us to the track of the month -- Subbish. Or Dubbish. Or plain Rubbish.

lets settle with Rubbish...the stupid track combined with the 2 % expressions ko wahi bulaa sakte hai...I dont think anything else will match close enough 😆

What else does one expect with the (-)0.65 of expressions that Dubbu (Thank you Vee) displays? Raj & Simran show more facial prowess than Dubbu has in 6 whole weeks and they are side characters here just for a week *Double sigh*

I love Raj & Simran...😆 unnke wajeh se hi toh rubbish scenes se ittusa break milta hai na?

Moving on ...

Delhi in real - a bustling city with tens of millions of people.
Delhi in YHM - has about 4 families. Two villains. Two sex starved couples. One vamp. One city hospital. One Social worker. One ACP (who has just one case).

ACP se yaad aaya. The new guy is cute. And looks good with Mihika *initial YHM version wali back*. Just one kostin though ... amnesia has struck who - CV's or viewers? Did we imagine the sheer torture that Mihika unleashed in her DumbMi avatar 😕

2 sex starved couples??? u mean Ishra and Raj-Simran, is it? anyways thats not important for YHM 😆 1.5 years mein apne hi room mein itna chances miss kardiya ke I am confused if they are really starved 😉

Saare kaand Bhallas ke wajeh se hi hota hai...Sarika's out of wedlock pregnancy is because of Bhalla chirag Romi who unfortunately cant produce another chirag.

Shagun, Ashok, Param, Subbu are all angry with Bhallas and their lives revolve around Bhallas and taking revenge, making their lives hell! kitna naek khayaal hai sabka.

In Delhi, Bhallas are responsible for everything happening.

Revenge Tracks of the Day:

Idiot's Version:
Shaggy plans to kidnap two kids - 12 & 7 yrs old - and move them across countries. Tips to make sure they don't rat her out:
- Keep the kids bound & gagged till the time they get amnesia. Give or take a few years perhaps?
- Find an isolated island near Australia. No technology. No kids calling home.
- Make sure she kidnaps everyone's brains in Delhi including the police, so that they don't notice her disappearance. This shouldn't be too difficult, only Pervy has a horde of brains & he's in jail overworking all of them for ... yup, another revenge track 😆

Mihika ka attempt to rape case and divorce ka kya hua? YHM teaches a unique theory that kuch bhi kaand karlo yaar, khuley aam goom sakte ho and probably churn out next set of saazishen...ab Ashok ko dekh lo...he was in the verge of being bankrupt, business aur paisa sab kuch Suraj and Param ne cheen liya. but still he is happily making plans with the famous YHM VAMP to steal her kids from Ishita and Raman...why? because the sky is so high! yeah, because I see no other reason for Ashok's so called vengeance against Raman.

Shagun mam ka plan to kuch kuch samajh aatha hai...Vamp ka job hai 24*7 kuch na kuch kichdi pakaana aur leads ko pareshan karna...so lage raho Shagun madam.

Australia ka plan mere samajh ke bhi baahar hai...she was this bechaari aurat without money to even pay fees. ab achaanak dono bacchon ko utaana chahti hai...wow usski mamta ki dhaag dena padega.

Crazy Ass Dubbu Version *pleez to bear, this one is long. And taxing* :

Dubbu's wife (earlier Ragini, henceforth Lakshmi) dies in a plane crash to London (waise Sujataji was in Delhi, why was is she going there without Dubbu? Or was she running away from him permanently).

Chalo, we will not nitpick *lolz as if *

Dubbu conveniently zeroes in on one of the 4 families residing in Delhi -- Bhalla's.

The said culprit (RKB/Romi/Mr.Bhalla/Neelu/Mutthu/Ishita) is hereby called Damned Stupid Jackass (DSJ in short) coz he unleashed Dubbu on the poor unsuspecting viewers.
Dunno how CV's plan to unravel this but here are a few options:

-- Bhalla family has a pilot in their midst and no one knows it. The unidentified DSJ chose to eject (possible to do so outta a commercial airline in YHM world) instead of saving Lakshmi & the kid ... killing both Dubbu's brain cells and YHM viewers' inclination to watch. Result -- Dubbu is upset.

-- DSJ is a Hogwarts 2^nd year student and cast a spell on his car. Flew it into London wala plane and Boom. Dubbu is upset.

-- DSJ drove his/her car on the runway and crashed into the plane. See this one "almost" logically explains most of it. Plane crash and Bhalla family being responsible. Again, Dubbu is upset.

-- Romi's swimmers & Dubbu's family died in the same accident a few months ago. The plane was flying really low. Again, Dubbu is upset.

-- DSJ used mind power (something which Dubbu just does not have. Same like his expressions) to exact revenge on the latter for unknown reasons. Now Dubbu wants to return the favor. This one is a two way revenge theory. How clever of the CV's, no?

Like someone once said ... YHM is unique 👏

Awesome analysis...u have covered almost everything. so I am thinking over the top and presenting mine darling.

Remember Putthar biwi chase on the run way. kahi usske wajeh se kuch hua toh nahi?? bechaara putthar, Ishita ki wajeh se Subbu ke revenge ka hissa banega...

Waise Sujatha ji makes up for the other 98%. she has 98 shades of grey which is tough to decode...😆 warna a mother who lost her daughter and grand son just months back wouldnt behave like this na? 🤣

Romi made a MMS clip of Ragini uff Lakshmi. so she fled the country fearing shame...uss flight ka accident hogaya...

Ragini uff Lakshmi was angry that she got only 2% of Subbu while Ishita is getting 100% of putthar(forget the sex starving part 😆 waise bhi usse thodi na patha andar ke baat).

Anyways, naa insaafi hua hai lakshmi ke saath...so she died in the sorrow unleashed on her by 2%Subbu.

[sorry, disclaimer uphar hi diya tha...😉]

YHM's best Irony is that Subbu's amma who is a know it all expert and pokes her nose into other family business doesnt know what lies beneath her son. Uss 2% se kuch nahi samjhi! 😆

Request of the Day:

Dubbu is getting on everyone's nerves. The very last one. And we thought it couldn't get worse than Shagun. Can YHM CV's please stop naming characters from the letter "S" ??

YHM is all about S and EX.. bas usske combo nahi hai...😆 i mean even after 1.5 years of marriage 😉


Dialogue of the Day:

Puttar to Biwi -- Tumhe kuch ho jaata toh ...

A normal husband's concern - Damn, hope your just recovering foot isn't injured again.
Puttar's concern - It's already been 7 frikking years. Damn it woman, no falling & breaking your neck till tomorrow.

putthar is damn desperate...usse dekh kar lagta hai ke agar kuch hota toh bhi kardega...but putthar hold urself tightly kyun ki tumaari ex ne poori planning kiya hai and biwi gets one more chance to prove she is the ultimate ISHIMA!

Feels of the Track:

I feel for Simmy. Poor girl has had really bad luck when it comes to men. Pehle Param ('least the guy could emote) and now Dubbu. This is oppression of women. Bas.

My sympathies always with her...kahi koyi plane crash hui toh usske peeche padh gaya dubbu

I am wondering if she has a hand in Dubbu's so called family air crash. Param missing tha na? kahi woh black sheep pilot Param toh nahi? 😆


Kostin of the Day:

Who makes the bride dress up and dance as a man on their engagement day. I mean seriously, who does that???

My question too...and that too after dressing her up like a bride, revert to another costume for the dance. Oh God, hilarious YHM! Seriously YHM excels itself in rubbish ideas!

Pint of the Week:

I usually don't refer to the real actors here but this one's too hilarious to let go.

Apparently the actor playing Dubbu recently mentioned in an interview - "Viewers have seen just 2% of Subbu's character till date".

Well, of course they have seen only 2% till now, expressions bhi toh utnay hi diye hain na 😆

2% se hi itna pak gaye viewers...socho kya hoga jab 100% hoga...🤣

Kostin of the Track:

YHM CV's have crossed temporary inebriation and moved on to a drunken stupor. Leaving viewers with a head splitting hangover.

I call unfair coz I didn't even earn the hangover. So just one kostin -- where are the margherita's?

😆🤣 Good kostin...I dont think CVs know what margherita is 😆 tum translate karo na pls

YHM in a Pic:

This is what CV's eat to get the "creative" juices flowing

*bet I missed loads in this but had done this in a hurry*.

tumne poori picture ko jelebi mein samet diya...

Jelebi ke saath saaath halwa bhi...aur candy and lollipop bhi...

Few Sidenotes:

- Thank Goodness, Ishita's hairstyle wasn't all Medusa like today again. Liked her look today.

- Did they really show Lakhsmi/Ragini as the love of Dubbu's life (complete with a 5 minute heart wrenching song routine?) yesterday 😲

me too loved her look...putthar was mentally doing many things to her...putthar ka khayaali pulao jal na jaaye!

Atleast baat maharaja suite tak paunche...atleast Ishra and we get to see the suite and a tiny winy scene before the earth quake strikes 😆

Spam away guys ... just no hate for Ishita only. Or Raman only. Hate them both ... double the fun 😆

Balla family has pilot in family... thats the ony option



waise i like all ur reasons

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