Software Symphonies 20 Color my shadow on 100

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Divashni

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Posted: 10 years ago

#991

Nisha I feel lik we don't say it enuf 2 u...bt THANKS SO MUCH 4 writng ths tale evry free moment u hav. U may nevr realize it, bt SoSy is very much lik the shot (or 2 or 3 or 4 😛) u drink aftr a long day 2 gt rid of ur tiredness & loosen up a bit. just u don't hav the splitting hangover headache frm ths story when u wak up the next day so much healthier 4 the mind nd body. 😉 😆

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Nisha0604

@Nisha0604

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Posted: 10 years ago

#992

Cologne & Code error

She saw men and women in biz suits carrying professional laptop cases and sling bags walk by as she went from 20th to 7th to 5th on Monday the 11th
She asked the receptionist " Bally's?"

Some times she was right some times it was just for other teams... "Will u IM me if we its for Bally's job?" she extracted a vow from the gal

"I am not supposed to?"

"WHY? Because there might be someone that might actually pray for this to end soon?" II asked agonized

"I know... nobody wants your job in KMPG"

"Thanks" she nodded

"But they all want your husband" she chuckled

" Can u give me a list?" she asked ominously

"I can copy it on a USB drive must be 8-16 GB" the gal chuckled

"Thats plain bull.. he doesnt even talk" II expressed envy

"Women are suckers for the strong silent types u know... he doesnt look physically strong, since u are saying he is silent I will buy it"

"BUY karne ki taqleef mat karo, he is in 20th take them all upstairs and tell me how many words u are able to get out of him?" II challenged

"HOW do u live with him? U dont shut up" she asked stunned

"Isko kehte hain divine justice" II laughed.. "Main bolti rehti hoon... ALL DAY ALL NIGHT.. he listens... when hes done he says "enough II"" she chuckled

"OMG!! thats just the cutest thing"

"Whatever" "Will u tell me how many interview candidates? I can share his cologne" II laughed hysterically

"Where will it be dabbed? "

"Umm a paper towel"

"HAAA!! Stinker!! How about his neck or jaw" she winked

"I can ask him" II offered

"For neck I will give u the count"

"K?"

"For bare torso the names and qualifications"

II choked on her coffee

Bally walked by... "Hey kiddo"

"How are u Mr Gupta" she asked winking

"Wat lagi hai yaar, subah se TEEN interviews" he said hugging her

II turned to the receptionist and said "Offer withdrawn" she smiled

"I ll be the one that knows who gets selected and what the start date is for the badge" she said

"FINE" II texted

Bally waited until she was done... "good reports Iyer" he said

"There are so many "goods" today kis "goods ki baat" kar rahe hain aap?"

"Ghaziabad, Dilshad Garden, both showrooms and workshops deployment is yellow/ green"

"IKR" "We dont take off for ever, when we do we head to Mars"

"Itna mat ucchhal... Gurgaon workshop is still dying a painful death" Bally reminded her

"I wont... I gave an update to Mr Ranjan and his team"

"How is the dude?" Bally asked

"As far as I know disconnected from the project" II said vaguely

"Aisa hi rakh till we exit Delhi and go off to Haryana" he said in a lower voice

"Get 30 mins on my calendar and get together with me... the tax log at Gurgaon showroom is failing... kuch to locha hai code mein
Ashwini ka patch bhi kaam nahi kar raha... according to the 2015 budget the new tax rate for smallest sedans is 12.5%
it was 12.36%, until March abhi bhi woh 12.36 waala table read kar raha hai... jahan exemption hai like military etc..
ya handicap control its applying double instead of a lower rate.. Its a mess Iyer" he said
They were seated in the lobby couch

"I saw this morning's report I was seeing 10s of transactions in red 12.36% * 3.8 lakhs (price of Alto)

Its almost like something is triggering that misdirection, I have given Ashwini until 2.. us se pehle nahi mil sakta" Bally said scrolling thru email

"what time are u thinking?" she asked

"3ish?" "I meet Bansal at 1, woh saala baat khatam hi nahi karega" Bally whispered

"Like me?" II asked candidly

Bally pretended to think...

"Gaali mat de yaar bechaare ko... itna raddi nahi hai" he chuckled

II was offended "How cheap!!"

Bally rolled on the couch... gasping... laughing... and coughing..

"I have an appointment at Citibank at 3"

"U WENT LAST MONDAY" he shouted, laughing... "wahan jaati hai aur ek hafte ki chhutthi"

II squirmed...

"is everything OK?" he asked "Kiddo?"

"Hmmm" she nodded

"Serious?"

"OK Can I get Rs.10-12 lkahs?" she asked

"Tu sahi hai BANIYE ko bikhaari bana degi"

It was her turn to roll on the couch laughing hysterically

"Ja Iyer apne cube mein chhuttha nahi hai..." he shook his head amused

"Whatever... what happened to the 1000 acres in Bijnore"

"I produced a movie with Sunny Leone, sab doob gaye" he said seriously

"Can I meet u when I return?" she asked politely
"Is everything OK?"

She nodded weakly

"No crisis?" he asked warmly

"None" II said smug

"I must talk with him... thats wrong" Bally winked, II hugged him and walked away... he watched her go and dialled Bansal to talk about moving his meeting

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Ashu25

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Posted: 10 years ago

#993

We also want the dude

Whats for exchange Nisha 😉

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BunnyObodhro368

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Posted: 10 years ago

#994

Nice update

All this business talks make no sense to me😳

Why did Bally move his meeting

to talk to R&B?

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Ashu25

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Posted: 10 years ago

#995

Originally posted by: Divashni

Nah I wudn't say so. Mayb she is like II in sum bits but I think II is a charctr built frm the genrl values & life experience of evry middle class desi girl so we r all a little bit lik II in sum sense. Hats off 2 Nisha 4 craftng such a gal. 👏

Completely agree!!

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Ashu25

@Ashu25

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Posted: 10 years ago

#996

Originally posted by: vibhutii

but u're a cute baby here😳.. twitter per u sound mature enough😛

Heheh... Woh kya hai, wahan log immature hain toh mujhe thodi maturity dikhani padhti hai

Yahan log mujhde zyada mature hain toh m a novice 😳

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Ashu25

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Posted: 10 years ago

#997

Originally posted by: Divashni
Nisha I feel lik we don't say it enuf 2 u...bt THANKS SO MUCH 4 writng ths tale evry free moment u hav. U may nevr realize it, bt SoSy is very much lik the shot (or 2 or 3 or 4 😛) u drink aftr a long day 2 gt rid of ur tiredness & loosen up a bit. just u don't hav the splitting hangover headache frm ths story when u wak up the next day so much healthier 4 the mind nd body. 😉 😆

Ditto!! 👏

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Nisha0604

@Nisha0604

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Posted: 10 years ago

#998

Originally posted by: ishra368
Nice update
All this business talks make no sense to me😳
Why did Bally move his meeting
to talk to R&B?

WHY NOT?😭 I am so disappointed... I try to keep it so simple...
I did a chapter explaining the diff between angel investing and venture capital
This is about a software malfunction its calculating the wrong sales tax rate for the cars delivered from the Gurgaon showroom... the most recent budget hiked the tax rate from 12.3 to 12.5% it still reads 12.3 for Alto cars

I dont know your name... but I am sorry I cannot simplify it further😭

Then it will become like a Desi TV soap

"Contract mila"
Karodon ka fayda"

"Karodon ka nuksaan"

Business council ka award show hai"

"Kaam ke silsile mein bahar jaana hai"

I want to keep it real😭

Edited by Nisha0604 - 10 years ago

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Ashu25

@Ashu25

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Posted: 10 years ago

#999

Originally posted by: Nisha0604

WHY NOT?😭 I am so disappointed... I try to keep it so simple...
I did a chapter explaining the diff between angel investing and venture capital
This is about a software malfunction its calculating the wrong sales tax rate for the cars delivered from the Gurgaon showroom... the most recent budget hiked the tax rate from 12.3 to 12.5% it still reads 12.3 for Alto cars

I dont know your name... but I am sorry I cannot simplify it further😭

Then it will become like a Desi TV soap

"Contract mila"
Karodon ka fayda"

"Karodon ka nuksaan"

Business council ka award show hai"

"Kaam ke silsile mein bahar jaana hai"

I want to keep it real😭

Nisha, I must tell you this since tgis came up.

I love how you explain stuff in simple terms. Any one can understand it. It just needs a little concentration ..

Its not my field,yet I understand what the leads do...

I am amazed how you put everything in such simple terms.

For example... How the dude defined google ib one of their making out sessions.

I was so amazed... I thought its a teacher who is wditing this tale for us.

I am sorry to differ ishra.. But thats how simple Nisha's writing is!!

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EnVee

@EnVee

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Posted: 10 years ago

#1000

Is II arriving at the crux of the problem slowly and steadily? looks like it to me. Will not be surprised if it is a deliberate locha that was introduced.