This is for Vids ... congratulations girl for your achievement 👏⭐️ ... more of an Episode write up today. But hey, the pints might be snarky but my love for you ain't 😳
Douchiness Unlimited:
Episode begins with Real Dad lamenting his kismat at having produced a Douche of a son who considers another Douche his Dad while the fake Douche Dad douchen't ... err doesn't give a damn. Damn !!!
Meanwhile the douchey Mom responsible for producing this specimen is chilling out on the beaches of Sydney making us wonder if it was possible to ship this little douche bag to his ailing Nani ...after all family is important, right?
City Hospital just sucks !!!
Puttar then indulges in two of his favorite activities ... nope not flirting & romance with Biwi.
Its Guilt & Aansoon which maketh a comeback kyunki har scene thoda glycerine maangta hai.
The viewers heave a sigh of relief & wonder if we might not get to hear "ADI" in every second dialogue.
But disappointment is the flavor of the season & there it is again like a never ending echo 🥱
You be NO Yashoda Maiyya:
CV's suddenly remembered Toshiji is the SAAS and she was directed to do some SAANS lena mushkil of Bahu No 2.
She does an about turn & blames Ishita for letting Yashoda Maiyaa-ism go to her head.
But Puttar jumps in to make sure he is still in the race for Pati No1 coz honeymoon abhi baaki hai.
He goes ... Maa, you just cannot get rid of Biwi till we do "it" ... Once. Its the law of Soapy Land & we need to abide by it. Bas.
Kyunki har Khoon Kuch Kehta Kai ... Hai :
Toshiji decides that Romi's KHOON ain't thick nuff to carry on the Bhalla pedigree. Absolutely no faith in Romi's swimmers to produce a psycho idiot like Raman did 👎🏼
She *very loudly* laments on & on about CHIRAG's and KHOON's kyunki the future of entire Punjabi species rests on the able shoulders of one expressionless wacko kid.
Me sees no future for the Bhalla clan unless its in the Center for Delinquents where collective moans, loud ramblings, sociopathic traits, aansoon & guilt OCD's can be controlled nuff to carry on the esteemed VANSH.
Delayed self Preservation kicks in:
Bahu No 2 finally gets half a brain & decides to keep safe distance of 10 feet from psycho kid of Bahu No1. Finally we see someone spurting a brain & getting the concept of self-preservation in Bhalla Land.
Run Ishita Run ... Europe ab dur nahi hai.
Even if you go alone, its any day better than trying to figure out the expressions *NOT* of one wacko moron and fed tall tales about him being Bhalla-ddin ka Chirag 🥱
Bedroom pr-events:
Meanwhile MCP forgets he is SAAS of the household & eases into the role of a teasing nanad with alacrity ... Bhai raat bhar soye nahi kya ☺️.
Bada Bhai is not so impressed and confides how Bhabhi ji was being a tease the entire night and it was tough to up "Mini-Oak" with the scary thought looming that she might be carrying someone else's "vansh"
After all Khanna pedigree is as important as the Bhalla's and if Raman can produce a Moron, bleddy hell so can Ass-Oak.
Mommy ... I Promise Thee:
Wacko kid realizes that douche real Dad is as douchey as Fake Dad and hey ...if they are both douchebags, then he doesn't mind exchanging one for the other.
Real Dad is THE man Mommy, and I will get him for you all sealed, gagged & bound.
To clinch the deal, he also promises to get Guest House 2 too for dearest Devki maiyya sans any Yashoda Maiyya's lurking around in its nook & corner 👏
Pint of the Day:
Toshiji tries to ward off the devil by doing a evil eye ritual on something that's pure Evil. Pleej to be careful there Toshiji, "ADI" might have vanished if the ritual had worked 😛
Kostin of the Day:
Just one.
Is Shagun tending to a beemar geisha in the Land of Oz OR holding court as a modern day Evil queen in some far flung usurped land?
