Ghar ka Chirag wale Kos-pints-DT NT Pg14 - Page 3

Originally posted by: paru_rox

Am in a strange mood since this track started and while it didn't irk me this much during my family vacation time, it's way too irritating now that am back & have time to watch only one show again.

This is for Vids ... congratulations girl for your achievement 👏⭐️ ... more of an Episode write up today. But hey, the pints might be snarky but my love for you ain't 😳

awww thanks Paru...I know that u love me yaar! accha kiya kospints post kar li...warna woh ghar ka chirag dialog and the emotional atyachar of Toshi ji had driven me mad literally...ek aur baar ghar ka chirag kaha toh match sticks gift mein bhej doongi dono ko...

Douchiness Unlimited:

Episode begins with Real Dad lamenting his kismat at having produced a Douche of a son who considers another Douche his Dad while the fake Douche Dad douchen't ... err doesn't give a damn. Damn !!!
Meanwhile the douchey Mom responsible for producing this specimen is chilling out on the beaches of Sydney making us wonder if it was possible to ship this little douche bag to his ailing Nani ...after all family is important, right?

Ass ka apnapann ab jaag utaa Adi bete keliye...why doesnt he take the ghar ka chiraag along and make it the Khanna khaandaan ka chiraag...hum Ashok ke deewaane ho jaayenge phir...we will open one Mahaan Ass ka kospints and appreciation thread, what say?


City Hospital just sucks !!!

Puttar then indulges in two of his favorite activities ... nope not flirting & romance with Biwi.
Its Guilt & Aansoon which maketh a comeback kyunki har scene thoda glycerine maangta hai.

The viewers heave a sigh of relief & wonder if we might not get to hear "ADI" in every second dialogue.
But disappointment is the flavor of the season & there it is again like a never ending echo 🥱

Putthar ka aanzoonvon ka keemat tum kya jaano Paru? woh toh sirf TRP aunties jaante hai! dekhlena, iss week ka TRPs badh jaayega...more the aanzoon, more the TRP! So dont u dare question that...ab toh putthar wouldnt even need glycerine...usse aadat hogayi hogi...aur wais bhi yeh crappy tracks se sab ko natural aanzoo, even khoon ki aanzoo niklega...

You be NO Yashoda Maiyya:

CV's suddenly remembered Toshiji is the SAAS and she was directed to do some SAANS lena mushkil of Bahu No 2.
She does an about turn & blames Ishita for letting Yashoda Maiyaa-ism go to her head.

But Puttar jumps in to make sure he is still in the race for Pati No1 coz honeymoon abhi baaki hai.
He goes ... Maa, you just cannot get rid of Biwi till we do "it" ... Once. Its the law of Soapy Land & we need to abide by it. Bas.

Toshi ji is like cat on the wall...sometimes, left, some times right. HO Toshi ji, tussi bhool gayi...yahi ghar ke chiraag ne apne haathon ko khud jalaaya aur Ishita ko jail bijwaaya...I tell you, BHallas ko short term memory loss hai!

none bothered to even remember that instance when he blames Ishita for piling him with a strip of pressure tablets. I mean did they really think that she fed him all those. doctor also didnt say anything about so many tablets eaten. Kaisi hospital hai by God? I mean galati se ek goli deh sakti hai but so many tablets...In fact, its a police case to be investigated if its a planned murder attempt or suicidal attempt.

Anyways, YHM has no logic whatsoever...so no point lamenting on lost cases!!

Kyunki har Khoon Kuch Kehta Kai ... Hai :

Toshiji decides that Romi's KHOON ain't thick nuff to carry on the Bhalla pedigree. Absolutely no faith in Romi's swimmers to produce a psycho idiot like Raman did 👎🏼
She *very loudly* laments on & on about CHIRAG's and KHOON's kyunki the future of entire Punjabi species rests on the able shoulders of one expressionless wacko kid.

Me sees no future for the Bhalla clan unless its in the Center for Delinquents where collective moans, loud ramblings, sociopathic traits, aansoon & guilt OCD's can be controlled nuff to carry on the esteemed VANSH.

seriously, ghar ka chiraag dialogs and her emotional atyachaar was beyond what I could tolerate. this chiraag was not even going to be in her khaandaan if Ass had fulfilled his promise, nor has her son's name tagged on it. So kaisi chiraag aur kahaan ke chiraag? I really want Adi to be someone else's son, may be from some old affair of Shagun. I want to see what Toshi does then.

wacko baccha and usske wackier dadi...


Delayed self Preservation kicks in:

Bahu No 2 finally gets half a brain & decides to keep safe distance of 10 feet from psycho kid of Bahu No1. Finally we see someone spurting a brain & getting the concept of self-preservation in Bhalla Land.
Run Ishita Run ... Europe ab dur nahi hai.
Even if you go alone, its any day better than trying to figure out the expressions *NOT* of one wacko moron and fed tall tales about him being Bhalla-ddin ka Chirag 🥱

Europe ka plan came out so suddenly from putthar...I am sure he is fed up of the disturbances in Bhalla house, in fact anywhere in the city. whenever he tries to romance biwi, someone peeps in!

Now I am just hoping that ghar ka chiraag doesnt say that he wants to see Europe too. achaanak real papa keliye pyar jo barsaa raha hai...he asks real papa to sit with him and not go to office.

toh, HM ke bathle family reunion na bann jaye!

Bedroom pr-events:

Meanwhile MCP forgets he is SAAS of the household & eases into the role of a teasing nanadwith alacrity ... Bhai raat bhar soye nahi kya ☺️.
Bada Bhai is not so impressed and confides how Bhabhi ji was being a tease the entire night and it was tough to up "Mini-Oak" with the scary thought looming that she might be carrying someone else's "vansh"

After all Khanna pedigree is as important as the Bhalla's and if Raman can produce a Moron, bleddy hell so can Ass-Oak.

Ass doesnt have it in him to have a little Ass oak...first it was Raman's son calling him papa...now i think MIhir's son will call him papa...

Biwi ko touch karna toh mana hai...toh touch na karke hi sahi! 😆

waise, dumb mi, i mean getting a document signed that she isnt facing any domestic violence isnt normal by itself...what is the validity of that document? what prevents her from saying that Khanna brothers forcefully made her sign that document?

Mommy ... I Promise Thee:

Wacko kid realizes that douche real Dad is as douchey as Fake Dad and hey ...if they are both douchebags, then he doesn't mind exchanging one for the other.

Real Dad is THE man Mommy, and I will get him for you all sealed, gagged & bound.
To clinch the deal, he also promises to get Guest House 2 too for dearest Devki maiyya sans any Yashoda Maiyya's lurking around in its nook & corner 👏

Wacko is hell bent on driving out Yashoda maiya...main toh kehta hoom run to Europe Ishita along with your Raman...phir ghar waale, chirag aur usske Devki maiya can have all the fun together

But i like Yashoda maiya's decision to stay away...best decision ever...main toh kehti hoom ke go back to clinic and dont act like a nanny to the wacko...usske dadi ko karne dho seva! 😡

Pint of the Day:

Toshiji tries to ward off the devil by doing a Evil eye ritual on something's that's pure Evil. Pleej to be careful there Toshiji, "ADI" might have vanished if the ritual had worked 😛

Exactly what i felt when she came with a bowl of red chilly...Omen film ka baccha jaisa hai ghar ka chiraag!


Kostin of the Day:
Just one.
Is Shagun tending to a beemar geisha in the Land of Oz OR holding court as a modern day Evil queen in some far flung usurped land?

She had to be in some hospital nursing her mother who has had an attack na? 😆 ab toh dusre attach ka reason banegi shaayad...beti aur pothe ka kaarnaame sunnke wahi hoga!