Yeh hai Shaitaniyan - Virginity ka vrath break kiya

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Posted: 10 years ago
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The joy of writing for the first time in a popular forum is that you come in context free.
I finally broke my virginity ka vrath on YHM, after being goaded by my dear friend CravingKhana, who is now conveniently not active on the forum. What good is watching a show w/o making a forum post?

Everything I am about to say should be taken with a huge dose of humor. I am here for a good time bro, so dont take anything I say too seriously. Its been a successful show and kya meri majaal ki mein issay question karoon, that said, I have only two words of advise for this post. have fun

I am so happy this couple has not consumashuned yet. What a relief but the prime question of all this build up is one and only one - When will consumashuns be? Its elemental,watson

Judge sahiba declared the custody permanent. It was as easy for her to make up her mind as deciding to put a permanent patch to repair her chappal.
Madamji temporary repair ki permanent?
Bhaiyyaji permanent kar do, roz roz ka jhamela nahi

So why wound a judge not give permanent custody in the first place? Because who will pay the bills for electricity and chai-nashta then? The producer realized it would save him the courtroom rental and decided permanent hi kar detha hoon.

After fighting for years to gain custody of his child, any good father worth his salt would immediately leave his kid to move to a foreign country. That is what happiness is all about my friend. Distance makes the heart grow fonder. So Raman decides he will move to Singapore with his fat new paycheck.

The stereotypes are dancing with stereo songs when Raman drops the bomb. The stereotypical drunk punjabis hate him for diluting their punch. The stereotypical erudite madrasis still hate him for not graduating from IIT and IIM

For the nuanced, there is no real population called madrasis on earth because madras no longer exists. They are south indians because south indians are a homogeneous lump of coal not worth wasting your north indian mind on discovering its 4 distinct states with distinct languages, culture and cuisine. Then again, how do you explain this to a stereotypical pugilistic Bihari or a stereotypical happily drunk Punjabi?

So, its set. ishita is to continue filling those cavities in India will Raman fills the cavities in his heart in Singapore. Meanwhile, too bad Ruhi has to continue to deal with the gingivitis of her family of stereotypes.

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Posted: 10 years ago
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Bro I am here!!!!
dher aaya dhurust aaya and all that ...😛

there used to be a time that bagging first res on a Junkie post was not an easy thing...so I am going to enjoy it while I can ...while the forum gets used to your brand insights and then they get sucked in and come in by the droves and I get pushed out of this position 😕

Coming to the show of cavities and gingivitis and all that is dentistry that I avoid like the plague ...I think Rams boy is like me...bro he buries his head deep in his Punjabi daru...and mommies loaded home made specials and while there... his infinitely cooler self gives him some dope advice...
I want another of me too ...a not so craving Khana...i have those moments where i wanna block out a whole conference room and have a heart to heart with my alter cooler better dressed self..

I think judge Sahiba has to visit other more needy families that occupy our naya soch groups so many ngo's to fill up with kids that otherwise do have homes and parents that can afford to buy out two NGO's the size they live in.

and Now for the BIG C ...I live for them bro ...you know me ...I've finally found another fictitious cpl that can occupy my days and nights with the will they wont they kostin
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Hi SJ
So glad to see you on this forum and that you "broke your virginity ka vrath"! lol
Love reading your reviews and cant wait to read what you write about YHM! 😉

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Posted: 10 years ago
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😛 SJ...🤗Its great to se you here...i just started posting in YHM this week too...otherwise i too held to the chastity!!😆 Its good to see some old faces or DPs, I should say!

Loved the post...stereotypes and cavities are injurious to Ruhi's dental health, but when will Raman realize this??😆

As for the Cs, we are just making our way to the first C - CONFESSION, then i think comes the CONFUSION, (I am sure there are many other Cs in between too, that I just can't think of right now) then possibly the CONSUMMATION!! So hang on to your seats, there is a lot more to come!😳

--Nags--
Edited by --Nargis-- - 10 years ago
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Hi!
Haha aptly put and everything
Welcome to make more posts! ;D
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Posted: 10 years ago
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wonderful to see you on yhm forum SJ - welcome! i'm so looking forward to your special brand of humor here :D
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Posted: 10 years ago
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lovely to see your post in this forum SJ. was missing u in this forum. assumed loss of virginity is the main cause of many lives getting messed up in the serial.
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: --Nargis--

😛 SJ...🤗Its great to se you here...i just started posting in YHM this week too...otherwise i too held to the chastity!!😆 Its good to see some old faces or DPs, I should say!


Loved the post...stereotypes and cavities are injurious to Ruhi's dental health, but when will Raman realize this??😆

As for the Cs, we are just making our way to the first C - CONFESSION, then i think comes the CONFUSION, (I am sure there are many other Cs in between too, that I just can't think of right now) then possibly the CONSUMMATION!! So hang on to your seats, there is a lot more to come!😳

--Nags--

🤗
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: kalapana_kmk

lovely to see your post in this forum SJ. was missing u in this forum. assumed loss of virginity is the main cause of many lives getting messed up in the serial.


😆 very true!
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Hello Hi
Great to see you posting here

You've finally started posting when the show is making its place in pits.
Lot of C's were used on which your post would have sizzled not the Big C.😉

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