Bang Bang (err Head wala) wale Kos-pints

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Posted: 11 years ago
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As usual Kostins invented by a dear friend. Combine them with pints and then there were Kos-pints.


After today's episode, yeh toh banta hai boss :-D


Ishita ... waiting for Pervy to spill the beans? Why not take the usual route ... leave your cell phone around, he trips ... err traps, you fall and bingo, the truth is out 👏


Puttar and Biwi are getting quite cozy-cozy. Wasn't she wearing Puttar's bathrobe today? Sharing is caring n all huh.


Me always thought everyone in Soapy land goes commando coz never seen anything in the hero-heroines wardrobe except for sarees & pant-suits. YHM today told me the Soapy land has un-speakables too 😛


Palak Paneer challenge is won and Biwi has won her accolades. Can we pleej be done with the master-chef classes?


Ishita is a die hard fan of X-Files. She believes "The Truth is Out there" and bleddy hell she intends to find it by hook or crook.
Meddling is an art, no?

Challenging challenges:

Biwi seems to have gotten out of her Cheee phase and is using every trick in the script to challenge Puttar's puttar ... yesterday the challenge to his mardangi & today this.
Sexy undies - Check
Sexy undies in Pati's hands - Check
Bheegi bheegi si Biwi in bathrobe - Check

Puttar ab toh Check-mate karo?


Symbolism of the Day: Untouchables were touched by Puttar today ... and he went scurrying back to biwi for more. Says a lot for future. *If you can't figure the dual meaning of the first part, then pleej to take your 11 yr old self to bed*


Kostin of the Day:
Who else wanted to see Ram Chandra's face if Puttar had handed over the untouchables to him 😆

Bigger Kostin of the Day:
What was that expression Toshiji gave twice in the episode today ... the "I Vamp, You a Ramp & I walk on you" expression 🤣



PS - Still responding to the posts on my earlier thread, was out the entire day so cudn't reply earlier 😳

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Ishita ... waiting for Pervy to spill the beans? Why not take the usual route ... leave your cell phone around, he trips ... err traps, you fall and bingo, the truth is out 👏

Good idea 😉 But she prefers to challenge pervy n wait for him to do something stupid, in this process she does something stupid n falls into his trap.

Puttar and Biwi are getting quite cozy-cozy. Wasn't she wearing Puttar's bathrobe today? Sharing is caring n all huh.

I thought she was wearing a different bathrobe coz the one puttar got was peach n this was pink 😉

Me always thought everyone in Soapy land goes commando coz never seen anything in the hero-heroines wardrobe except for sarees & pant-suits. YHM today told me the Soapy land has un-speakables too 😛

Ya n unthinkables too , remember all Indians are my brothers n sisters concept they introduced a while ago 😆

Palak Paneer challenge is won and Biwi has won her accolades. Can we pleej be done with the master-chef classes?

Naah she now needs to master all punjabi dishes n also needs to pry over Mihirs family na so master chef will not stop here, it will continue until this case is solved.

Ishita is a die hard fan of X-Files. She believes "The Truth is Out there" and bleddy hell she intends to find it by hook or crook.
Meddling is an art, no?

😆 Well YHM is seriously thinking of giving a tough competition to crime patrol dustak n CID at 7.30 slot what else to do yaar.

Challenging challenges:

Biwi seems to have gotten out of her Cheee phase and is using every trick in the script to challenge Puttar's puttar ... yesterday the challenge to his mardangi & today this.
Sexy undies - Check
Sexy undies in Pati's hands - Check
Bheegi bheegi si Biwi in bathrobe - Check

Puttar ab toh Check-mate karo?

Puttar check-mate tab hi karega when MAATE (EK baby) will be meharbaan, till then we viewers will have to control 😉 our expectations that is.

Symbolism of the Day: Untouchables were touched by Puttar today ... and he went scurrying back to biwi for more. Says a lot for future. *If you can't figure the dual meaning of the first part, then pleej to take your 11 yr old self to bed*

😆😳 Puttar was smiling even while reading Economics time n talking with Toshiji in that scene about biwi cookery classes. Abb aftermath of things that happened in the morning will be there na 😳

Kostin of the Day:
Who else wanted to see Ram Chandra's face if Puttar had handed over the untouchables to him 😆

Me too Me too. But I was confident ki Puttar won't be able to get it out in front of everyone. 😆

Bigger Kostin of the Day:
What was that expression Toshiji gave twice in the episode today ... the "I Vamp, You a Ramp & I walk on you" expression 🤣

Well again this was just to scare the geisha. BTW did u notice how she turned today when ishu was introducing her to her Saas. I thought she was put on a turntable n she just rotated in 180 degrees towards toshiji 😆

Great post Paru as always n wow loved ur Title 😆
Edited by mnr123 - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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challenging challenges part.. brilliant dude!! 🤣
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Challenging challenges:

Biwi seems to have gotten out of her Cheee phase and is using every trick in the script to challenge Puttar's puttar ... yesterday the challenge to his mardangi & today this.
Sexy undies - Check
Sexy undies in Pati's hands - Check
Bheegi bheegi si Biwi in bathrobe - Check

Puttar ab toh Check-mate karo?

This was the best of the lot🤣
Edited by ThruMyEyez-Nita - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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There's a lot of spill here ... Here a spill there a spill
Will be back after i control the spill


Ishita ... waiting for Pervy to spill the beans? Why not take the usual route ... leave your cell phone around, he trips ... err traps, you fall and bingo, the truth is out 👏

UFFF paru .. when hubby wants to spilll he runs to bathroom ... suraj wants to spill he uses a spittoon .. ashok wants to spill he uses shaggy ... ab ishita ko kissi spill ka toh mazaa uthane de yaar ...
isko kehte hai ... pati patni aur woh ... aur woh ka woh karna ...


Puttar and Biwi are getting quite cozy-cozy. Wasn't she wearing Puttar's bathrobe today? Sharing is caring n all huh.

NAHIIINNN ... puttar has a beautiful PEACH one (peaches & creamy complexion ke liye) .. & a FAIR & LOVELY white one ... puttars reaches to floor .. babes overreaches the knee ..😉
basically both are trying to reach ... ek uppar ek neeche 😉


Me always thought everyone in Soapy land goes commando coz never seen anything in the hero-heroines wardrobe except for sarees & pant-suits. YHM today told me the Soapy land has un-speakables too 😛

Ahem itni teevra nazar se kissi serial ko nahi dekha ... behind all the banarsi silk saris & all the tons of jewellery .. they have to go COMMANDO only yaar .. garmi se behaal



Palak Paneer challenge is won and Biwi has won her accolades. Can we pleej be done with the master-chef classes?


Na na na .. the Chhole has just started to GALOOFy .. chhole bhadkenge . tabhi dil dhadkenge

Ishita is a die hard fan of X-Files. She believes "The Truth is Out there" and bleddy hell she intends to find it by hook or crook.
Meddling is an art, no?


Challenging challenges:

Biwi seems to have gotten out of her Cheee phase and is using every trick in the script to challenge Puttar's puttar ... yesterday the challenge to his mardangi & today this.
Sexy undies - Check
Sexy undies in Pati's hands - Check
Bheegi bheegi si Biwi in bathrobe - Check

Puttar ab toh Check-mate karo?

Puttar toh mate ko check karta hai bhai .. ab biwi ko check karna hai puttar ke puttar ko ... waise the problem was explained yesterday .. Raman said Mihir ke saath saath "swarg" jaonga ... bromance at its best .. ISILIYE .. ISHITA REFUSED TO SHOW HER BACK TO RAMAN ...what did she say ... U CUM first .. or was it u GO first 😳


Symbolism of the Day: Untouchables were touched by Puttar today ... and he went scurrying back to biwi for more. Says a lot for future. *If you can't figure the dual meaning of the first part, then pleej to take your 11 yr old self to bed*

He went scurrying back to BIWI .. & BIWI ne phir paani baha diya saare armano pe .. she took out small as kiwi tooth moulds ... isko kehta hai .. KHODA PAHAD NIKLA CHUHA

Kostin of the Day:
Who else wanted to see Ram Chandra's face if Puttar had handed over the untouchables to him 😆
ME ME ME ME ... wonder kiss kiss ki swarg ke savari ho jaati ... Neelu, Puttar & his Puttar ... ya RamChandraji

Bigger Kostin of the Day:
What was that expression Toshiji gave twice in the episode today ... the "I Vamp, You a Ramp & I walk on you" expression 🤣

She had to over compensate yaar .. Full Moon light .. ka expression waala light OFF tha na ..
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Challenging challenges- 🤣 🤣 Biwi jumped straight from Chee to the one giving challenges. Can we expect puttar to do a dhammakedar checkmate? That is, once he figures out he wants to try the untouchables himself or on his biwi. 🤣 🤣
Symbolism 🤣 🤣 Here I thought you wanted the 11years to enjoy. 😆
Bigger Kostin-🤣 🤣 Also what was the expression PP gave when she came face to face with vamp? Toshi hai josh me...baatein karna chahiye hoshme 🤣 🤣
Edited by Oishi_sonu - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Paru ... now this is criminal ...

My eyes are drooping ... to abhi Reserve kar rahi hoon ...

Imagine me laughing and sleeping at the same time ... this is the funniest I could come up with right now

As usual Kostins invented by a dear friend. Combine them with pints and then there were Kos-pints.


*** EDITED


After today's episode, yeh toh banta hai boss :-D

Ishita ... waiting for Pervy to spill the beans? Why not take the usual route ... leave your cell phone around, he trips ... err traps, you fall and bingo, the truth is out 👏

She has to make sure she manages to pass all the criteria of being a perfect SP bahu ... mish vaali undershtanding nahi hogi to SP bahu aansoon bahate hue ... pleej mujhe galat mat samjhiye kaise bolegi ... fir eye lock bhi nahi hoga ...and 7:30 pe TRP aise hi aati hai 😡


Puttar and Biwi are getting quite cozy-cozy. Wasn't she wearing Puttar's bathrobe today? Sharing is caring n all huh.

Naah ... Puttar was wearing uski creamy twacha jaisa safedi ki chamkaar bathrobe ... beewi was wearing pretty pink which was the color of Puttar's face after he opened the colorful packet ready for fitting 😈🤣

Me always thought everyone in Soapy land goes commando coz never seen anything in the hero-heroines wardrobe except for sarees & pant-suits. YHM today told me the Soapy land has un-speakables too 😛

No comments on this ... me back on soapy lands after ages ... when I had last seen, red rose used to meet white rose in the garden ... and pink rose was born ...
🤣

Palak Paneer challenge is won and Biwi has won her accolades. Can we pleej be done with the master-chef classes?

Geisha aunty ka kya hoga fir ... suna nahi abhi Gobhi galni baaki hai ... 😆😆

Ishita is a die hard fan of X-Files. She believes "The Truth is Out there" and bleddy hell she intends to find it by hook or crook.
Meddling is an art, no?

Repetetion of Kostin ... refer to my first answer above ... 😛😛

Challenging challenges:


Biwi seems to have gotten out of her Cheee phase and is using every trick in the script to challenge Puttar's puttar ... yesterday the challenge to his mardangi & today this.
Sexy undies - Check
Sexy undies in Pati's hands - Check
Bheegi bheegi si Biwi in bathrobe - Check

Puttar ab toh Check-mate karo?

Gandi Baat ... 7:30 means ...

scheming --- eye lock ---- another round of scheming -- majboori --- eye lock --- rona dhona --- third round of different scheming --- eye lock --- ab final vaali scheming --- Finally MATE ---
Naah ... u fans ... err ... FOOLS ... it is LEAP TIME ...

well after that ... please refer to the previous infinite loop ... another round of the same loop until the next leap

Baaki bacho kya kya hai ... vo to bhagwaan ki den hai ... Refer the movie ... Oh My God ... Babaji ne kripa ki bache aa gaye ... 🤣🤣

Symbolism of the Day: Untouchables were touched by Puttar today ... and he went scurrying back to biwi for more. Says a lot for future. *If you can't figure the dual meaning of the first part, then pleej to take your 11 yr old self to bed*

Again ... Refer to the previous answer ... ye examiner is loosing the touch ... repeat of kostins ... not acceptable 😛😛

Kostin of the Day:
Who else wanted to see Ram Chandra's face if Puttar had handed over the untouchables to him 😆

😳
😳😳😳

Paru meri kumbh ki bichdi hui behan ... tu kahan thi ab tak ... ham kitna ganda ... CHEEE ... ek jaisa sochte hai ... 🤣
🤣🤣🤣

Bigger Kostin of the Day:
What was that expression Toshiji gave twice in the episode today ... the "I Vamp, You a Ramp & I walk on you" expression 🤣

Toshi ji's reaction to Geisha was like ... Ab tera kya hoga Kaaliya 😈

PS - Still responding to the posts on my earlier thread, was out the entire day so cudn't reply earlier 😳


I have answered three kostin papers today ... so u better give me full marks ... 😡😡

P.S.: Mera Ravan Kumar just entered ... so am off to follow the closed door policy ...
Jyada dimag ke ghode mat daudana ... neend aa rahi hai bhayankar and he forgot to take the key with him and made me wait .. ladai karne vaali hoon
😡😡
Edited by btalwar - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: paru_rox

As usual Kostins invented by a dear friend. Combine them with pints and then there were Kos-pints.


After today's episode, yeh toh banta hai boss :-D


Ishita ... waiting for Pervy to spill the beans? Why not take the usual route ... leave your cell phone around, he trips ... err traps, you fall and bingo, the truth is out 👏

Itni akaal Ishita mein hoti tu Pervy ko ghar lati kya 😕 But she amazes me yaar! Would have been better if she had pestered Sanjana for an answer rather than expecting Pervy to help! And I seriously bought her 98.5% claim 😛


Puttar and Biwi are getting quite cozy-cozy. Wasn't she wearing Puttar's bathrobe today? Sharing is caring n all huh.

For all that Puttar noticed, her effort was wasted. Poor puttar was lost in the land of the untouchables 😆

Me always thought everyone in Soapy land goes commando coz never seen anything in the hero-heroines wardrobe except for sarees & pant-suits. YHM today told me the Soapy land has un-speakables too 😛


Palak Paneer challenge is won and Biwi has won her accolades. Can we pleej be done with the master-chef classes?

Dont worry P! Tonight was Ishu's last class. After Toshiji's surprise inspection, PP will make sure Ishu does not return

Ishita is a die hard fan of X-Files. She believes "The Truth is Out there" and bleddy hell she intends to find it by hook or crook.
Meddling is an art, no?

Challenging challenges:

Biwi seems to have gotten out of her Cheee phase and is using every trick in the script to challenge Puttar's puttar ... yesterday the challenge to his mardangi & today this.
Sexy undies - Check
Sexy undies in Pati's hands - Check
Bheegi bheegi si Biwi in bathrobe - Check

Puttar ab toh Check-mate karo?

🤣 🤣 Puttar is still trying to figure which side to fall!!!


Symbolism for the future: Untouchables were touched by Puttar and he went scurrying back to biwi for more. *If you can't figure this one out, then pleej to take your 11 yr old self to bed*


Kostin of the Day:
Who else wanted to see Ram Chandra's face if Puttar had handed over the untouchables to him 😆

Me me me!!! And then to see Puttar's and Biwi ji's faces for the remaining season 🤣

Bigger Kostin of the Day:
What was that expression Toshiji gave twice in the episode today ... the "I Vamp, You a Ramp & I walk on you" expression 🤣



PS - Still responding to the posts on my earlier thread, was out the entire day so cudn't reply earlier 😳


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Posted: 11 years ago
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check mate?omg...U NAILED IT THERE THE MOST...super loved it..🤣👏
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Posted: 11 years ago
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awesome job once again Paru ! 👏😆

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