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Paru

@paru_rox

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+ 8

Posted: 11 years ago

#41

Originally posted by: --mancityfan--
This kostins are difficult to answer as difficult it is for putar to expect some action from biwi before she says chee

Nahi nahi Vyas ... Chee is his cue to stop, not start 😛

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Paru

@paru_rox

Rocker

+ 8

Posted: 11 years ago

#42

Originally posted by: redwine1
ABCD ... XYZ

Mihir bana hero ... Raman bani heroini ... isko angrezi mein kehte hai ..role reversal ...

Yaar tum bhi na notice nahi karti .. Pervy bhi toh sarv gun samppan hai na .. jab itni ladkiya ghuma raha hai .. toh socho kitni secrets ghuma sakta hai ..
Isko desi bhaasha mein kehte hai ... Shagun ke saath yaarana rang lana..

Yaar puttar's mardani is so ready to party ... but but but .. CHEE works as the party pooper .. aaj jab bechara mardani ko 'hand le' karne bathroom jaa raha tha .. toh literally biwi ne mardani pe "paani' daal diya .. COLD SHOWER got a new meaning 😉 ... isko angrezi mein kehte hai ."water down the drain"

Palak Paneer ... yaar chhole bhi toh seekh rahi hai na .. jab tak chole gale nahi .. tab tak cooking class chalti rahe gi ... I mean Raman ke SHOLE 😉 ..wah wah poetry .. Chole & Shole .. mein toh shayar ban gayi YHM dekhte dekhte
isko desi bhaasha mein kehte hai .. "chole toh bhadke dil kabhi dhadke" ..

KOstin of the day : Itni saari moti moti auratein .. sole focus motu arjun .. "baal" toh khada hone hi tha

@ red bold -- But role reversal mein koi ek toh macho hota ... Puttar ne ab tak ek-aadh machoness ke signs dikhaye hain ... and Mihika is any day more of a man than Mihir 😆

@ pink -- 7.30 slot has no cold shower viewers, so automatically they substitute the "down puttar" with a drink of water ... its all symbolism you see for the future 😛😆

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Bhanu

@btalwar

Dazzler

+ 3

Posted: 11 years ago

#43

Paru ... maarna mat .. I laughed at them as always and usual but too lazy to type anything ... Neend aa rahi hai mujhe ...

But the G gang warned me of the dire consequences IF I do not update so ... here I am with all my bak bak

lemme go and read them again .. fir edit karti hoon

***Edited

Mihika thinks Mihir is macho while Ishita says Puttar is a "sensitive soul". Errr ... who else thinks the scripts got exchanged by mistake?

My proposal: This should be a ser-pint. Imagine the dire consequences if any other scripts get exchanged.

Imagine what will happen if the script of Ass**** is changed with Puttar ... Puttar will be hitting on Mihika ; already kam confusion hai kya ... and Ass**** will become a no touching only seeing vaala majboor insaan. He will spew one liners while watching the fashion show ppts of various bridal collections ... bahot bada industrialist banta hai hai to kapdo ka darzi hi na 😆😆

On second thoughts, pleej to change the script of Pervy with Puttar .. Finally we may get to see the practice session of bringing the "Ghar Ka Chirag" and while Ishita will only say "You are Pathetic." 🤣

Rather let us change the script of senior bhalla couple with junios bhalla couple ... fir to kaise bhi kahin se bhi ho ... Ghar ka Chirag aa hi jayega ... 40 saal ka experience kahan se kaam aayega 🤣

Last one .. pakka promise ... pleej to change the script of MCP Kumar with Mutthu ... the population of jr Mutthus in Mayur Vihar area will significantly decrease as no one will be izzatdaar enough to become Mrs. Mutthu ... and MCP Kumar ... well he will finally get an apt script for him ... the BHOW BHOW script 🤣

LOL, I just tried to visualize everything. Mera fuse ud gaya. Bas.

So Pervy was privy to all Bhalla clan secrets much before his 4 yr old marriage to Simmo (Raman's marriage broke 6 yrs ago no?) ... coz that is what you do with girls whom you intend to marry -- stalk their families for a couple of years & learn all their secrets Clap

Pervy is the only intelligent human being in YHM land. He is the modern avatar of Bhagwaan. He has the answers to all the kostins/secrets after Bhagwat Geeta. Did I just compare Bhagwaanjee with Pervy .. even God will not save me now

Puttar's way to show mardangi was to try & hide his tears from jasoos wifey. Would have been better to let Biwi know that Puttar's"puttar" has it in him to rise to the occasion. Just saying.

Paru ... samajhne ka na ... raat ko TV dekh rahe the... to morning glory kahan se aati ... 😆😆 ... Time to bash the creatives sab unki galti hai ... night shot lia ... the new couple of the SP land will watch everything in the morning now so that the forum land can have a belief in Puttar's Mardangi 😆😆.

Toshiji finds out PP ji has been geisha-ing in Bhalla land ... which is just not acceptable. There was only one Mameha in Kyoto, no?

PP ji Geisha - ing 🤣 ... vaise can we pleej to change the name of PP ji ... I work with some clients where PP has a very DIRTY (literal vaala if u get my drift) meaning 🤣🤣 ...

Might bee's of the season:
Shagun might be Mihir's gareeb didi or not.
Sanjana might be Mihir's gareeb behen or not.
PP ji might be Mihir's not so gareeb ma or not.
Me: Am having difficulty keeping track of the Mihir's family which did not exist till yesterday ... can we keep scorecards pleej?

LOL .. Scorecard ... abhi abhi appraisal hua hai shayad 😉😆

Kostin with answer:
Fandom: How many days does it take for a dentist to learn how to make Palak Paneer?
Me: 500 more episodes ... how else does one find excuses to meddle in the life of every acquaintance she just met.

You see the fandom as per the CVs (Read SickA** JEE) is FOOLS ... so how will the FOOLS understand that she needs to first buy an agricultural land, grow PALAK, breed buffaloes and get home made paneer ... actual vaala beewi ke haath ka ... err ... beewi ke khet khalihaan ka palak paneer ... to ho gaye na 500 episodes ... SickA*** JEE ki JAI HO 🤣

Mard ki Ego:

Puttar: I am a Mard.
Ishita: ... who cries at the drop of a hat?
Puttar: I am a Mard. Bas.
Ishita: ... who cries when Ashok doesn't look at him?
Puttar: Its just that I miss his intense OCD with me, things have changed since MCP entered our lives. But ... I am a Mard *hmmph*.
Ishita: Oh pleeze ... who has a nazuk kamariya which ooohs n ouchs every few days?
Puttar: That was just the towel ka bhaar in the shower scene. The gutter gang did say I shud've dropped it. But ... Am still a Mard.
Ishita: If it was so, then forum gals wudn't have made hundreds of posts on your soft pretty hands.
Puttar: Damn ... knew I should have gone easy on the moisturizer.

Whatever I do, I cannot beat the Towel ka Bhaar ... 🤣 ... Planning to apply as a plumber in the Akash Ganga society so that I can contribute in increasing the bhaar at regular intervals 😈 ... kya maloom kisi din Gutter Gang ki mannat poori hi ho jaaye ...

Ohooo ... to puttar ki chikni chameli twacha ke raaz moisturizer hai ? Ya fir puttar secretly sings Vicco turmeric nahi cosmetic ... Vicco turmeric ayurvedic cream

Who? What? When? Why? and How?

Accident Track: Viewers keep guessing ... f**k, who did it? Let's solve this.
Multiple Tracks: Viewers keep guessing ... Damn, what is going on? Let's solve this.
MiMi Track: Viewers keep guessing ... Hell, will they get married? Let's solve this.
New People Track: Viewers keep guessing ... Jesus, which one is Mihir's sister? Let's solve this.
Notice anything common? No, not the expletives ... YHM was meant to be a jasoosi thriller wala show.

Now a seriously offended ... First tell me how the hell did u get to know my patent line ...

Who? What? When? Why? and How?

I use this line at least a million times in a day and am called the whatwhen gal in my office ... because I am INFAMOUS for ruining and barging in the conversation with ... what else ...

Who? What? When? Why? and How

Tyranny by channels:

T - T is for the Time slot changes which will somehow lead to the NUMERO UNO spot (on the "True NOT ratings") which we just HAVE TO BE on for reasons my poor brain fails to comprehend *sigh*
couldn't stop myself ... Paru ye kiske liye hai 🤣
R - is for the Ridiculous shit that "No Sex, No Passion" channel begins to spew on every show I start to watch.
Bola na ... let us change the script ... Pervy with Raman ... Eye Sex to guaranteed hai ... Ghar ke chirag ki koshish ki ja sakti hai
P - is for the Posterior pe swift kick that fans should get every now & then. How else does the channel figure out the loyal fans from the crazy ones, no?
Fans = FOOLs ... BAS.

Kostin of the Day: Did Arjun Kapoor's hair stand like that after Pammy Aunty accidentally slipped from the couch's arm into his lap?

Who is Arjun Kapoor? What? When? Where? Why? How is he related to YHM Land ... After the Puttar ki killer smile, only Puttar ke Towel ka Bhaar can bring me out of my stance 😳😳 ... so am sorry I have no answer for this kostin

Kos-pint of the Track: For someone who had no one till date, Mihir's family seems to be all over the place now, no? Kinda disturbing.

PS -- Mameha was the beautiful geisha in "Memoirs of the Geisha" ... not that PP ji is half as interesting or b'ful Dead

PPS -- Pleej to not be upset with kos-pints if not funny. The slot change did this to me
Yaar ... end me saara mood kharab kar dia ... vapas vo kal vaali sulking Bhanu ban gayi mai ... Will have to read your kostpins again minus this line now ...

Edited by btalwar - 11 years ago

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Paru

@paru_rox

Rocker

+ 8

Posted: 11 years ago

#44

Originally posted by: isha01
Kostin of the Day: Did Arjun Kapoor's hair stand like that after Pammy Aunty accidentally slipped from the couch's arm into his lap?

Kos-pint of the Track: For someone who had no one till date, Mihir's family seems to be all over the place now, no? Kinda disturbing.

🤣🤣

mihir can shout now "after all i'm not orphan!! i have a large family which is needed to be gathered in one place now then i might count them. 😕"

Mihir's family seems to be tumbling out like the proverbial skeletons from a closet ... seeing how small a world Delhi has always been, am surprised they aren't living in Bhalla land 😆

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Lata_ishra

@Lata_ishra

Voyager

Posted: 11 years ago

#45

Nice post paru...😊

Who? What? When? Why? and How?

Accident Track: Viewers keep guessing ... f**k, who did it? Let's solve this.
Multiple Tracks: Viewers keep guessing ... Damn, what is going on? Let's solve this.
MiMi Track: Viewers keep guessing ... Hell, will they get married? Let's solve this.
New People Track: Viewers keep guessing ... Jesus, which one is Mihir's sister? Let's solve this.
Notice anything common? No, not the expletives ... YHM was meant to be a jasoosi thriller wala show.

This was epic...🤣

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Paru

@paru_rox

Rocker

+ 8

Posted: 11 years ago

#46

Originally posted by: ambrzk
very very nice and funny post dear the best one is

Mard ki ego wala convo:

Puttar: I am a Mard.
Ishita: ... who cries at the drop of a hat?
Puttar: I am a Mard. Bas.
Ishita: ... who cries when Ashok doesn't look at him?
Puttar: Its just that I miss his intense OCD with me, things have changed since MCP entered our lives. But ... I am a Mard *hmmph*.
Ishita: Oh pleeze ... who has a nazuk kamariya which ooohs n ouchs every few days?
Puttar: That was just the towel ka bhaar in the shower scene. The gutter gang did say I shud've dropped it. But ... Am still a Mard.
Ishita: If it was so, then forum gals wudn't have made hundreds of posts on your soft pretty hands.
Puttar: Damn ... knew I should have gone easy on the moisturizer.

i loved it excellent👏👏👏

Thanks Amb 😃

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Paru

@paru_rox

Rocker

+ 8

Posted: 11 years ago

#47

Originally posted by: btalwar
Paru ... maarna mat .. I laughed at them as always and usual but too lazy to type anything ... Neend aa rahi hai mujhe ...

But the G gang warned me of the dire consequences IF I do not update so ... here I am with all my bak bak

lemme go and read them again .. fir edit karti hoon

Bleddy hell Bhanu ...iss baar sab Res karke bhaag gaye hain ... I hunt each one of u guys personally now 😛

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Paru

@paru_rox

Rocker

+ 8

Posted: 11 years ago

#48

Originally posted by: BIaddict
🤣 please make sure you dont stop making these posts 🤣🤣🤣

Thanks Addict ji 😃 ... though I no longer promise on this

Edited by paru_rox - 11 years ago

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Paru

@paru_rox

Rocker

+ 8

Posted: 11 years ago

#49

Originally posted by: Lata_ishra
Nice post paru...😊
Who? What? When? Why? and How?

Accident Track: Viewers keep guessing ... f**k, who did it? Let's solve this.
Multiple Tracks: Viewers keep guessing ... Damn, what is going on? Let's solve this.
MiMi Track: Viewers keep guessing ... Hell, will they get married? Let's solve this.
New People Track: Viewers keep guessing ... Jesus, which one is Mihir's sister? Let's solve this.
Notice anything common? No, not the expletives ... YHM was meant to be a jasoosi thriller wala show.

This was epic...🤣

Awww ...thanks Lata. Always goo to see ya here 😊

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Paru

@paru_rox

Rocker

+ 8

Posted: 11 years ago

#50

Originally posted by: MERARAI

When Mihir talked about his family he said Papa was in heaven, Mamma was out of range, and ek behan se no contact. So here is humara kostin...where did another sister/cousin come from that Raman knows about but Mihir doesn't?😲

CV's needed to compensate for the one missing sister of Bhalla khandaan. Ab Mihir's sister automatically becomes Raman's sister kyunki Mihir aur Raman bhai-bhai hai, no?

So we come back to out earlier analysis -- everyone's a bhai-behen to each other in YHM land 😛

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