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Kostins invented by a friend (who has now given up on YHM *sigh*). Combine them with pints and then there were Kos-pints.
Mihika thinks Mihir is macho while Ishita says Puttar is a "sensitive soul". Errr ... who else thinks the scripts got exchanged by mistake?
So Pervy was privy to all Bhalla clan secrets much before his 4 yr old marriage to Simmo (Raman's marriage broke 6 yrs ago no?) ... coz that is what you do with girls whom you intend to marry -- stalk their families for a couple of years & learn all their secrets š
Puttar's way to show mardangi was to try & hide his tears from jasoos wifey. Would have been better to let Biwi know that Puttar's"puttar" has it in him to rise to the occasion. Just saying.
Toshiji finds out PP ji has been geisha-ing in Bhalla land ... which is just not acceptable. There was only one Mameha in Kyoto, no?
Might bee's of the season:
Shagun might be Mihir's gareeb didi or not.
Sanjana might be Mihir's gareeb behen or not.
PP ji might be Mihir's not so gareeb ma or not.
Me: Am having difficulty keeping track of the Mihir's family which did not exist till yesterday ... can we keep scorecards pleej?
Kostin with answer:
Fandom: How many days does it take for a dentist to learn how to make Palak Paneer?
Me: 500 more episodes ... how else does one find excuses to meddle in the life of every acquaintance she just met.
Mard ki Ego:
Puttar: I am a Mard.
Ishita: ... who cries at the drop of a hat?
Puttar: I am a Mard. Bas.
Ishita: ... who cries when Ashok doesn't look at him?
Puttar: Its just that I miss his intense OCD with me, things have changed since MCP entered our lives. But ... I am a Mard *hmmph*.
Ishita: Oh pleeze ... who has a nazuk kamariya which ooohs n ouchs every few days?
Puttar: That was just the towel ka bhaar in the shower scene. The gutter gang did say I shud've dropped it. But ... Am still a Mard.
Ishita: If it was so, then forum gals wudn't have made hundreds of posts on your soft pretty hands.
Puttar: Damn ... knew I should have gone easy on the moisturizer.
Who? What? When? Why? and How?
Accident Track: Viewers keep guessing ... f**k, who did it? Let's solve this.
Multiple Tracks: Viewers keep guessing ... Damn, what is going on? Let's solve this.
MiMi Track: Viewers keep guessing ... Hell, will they get married? Let's solve this.
New People Track: Viewers keep guessing ... Jesus, which one is Mihir's sister? Let's solve this.
Notice anything common? No, not the expletives ... YHM was meant to be a jasoosi thriller wala show.
Tyranny by channels:
T - T is for the Time slot changes which will somehow lead to the NUMERO UNO spot (on the "True NOT ratings") which we just HAVE TO BE on for reasons my poor brain fails to comprehend *sigh*
R - is for the Ridiculous shit that "No Sex, No Passion" channel begins to spew on every show I start to watch.
P - is for the Posterior pe swift kick that fans should get every now & then. How else does the channel figure out the loyal fans from the crazy ones, no?
Kostin of the Day: Did Arjun Kapoor's hair stand like that after Pammy Aunty accidentally slipped from the couch's arm into his lap?
Kos-pint of the Track: For someone who had no one till date, Mihir's family seems to be all over the place now, no? Kinda disturbing.
PS -- Mameha was the beautiful geisha in "Memoirs of the Geisha" ... not that PP ji is half as interesting or b'ful š¤¢
PPS -- Pleej to not be upset with kos-pints if not funny. The slot change did this to me
Mihika thinks Mihir is macho while Ishita says Puttar is a "sensitive soul". Errr ... who else thinks the scripts got exchanged by mistake?
So Pervy was privy to all Bhalla clan secrets much before his 4 yr old marriage to Simmo (Raman's marriage broke 6 yrs ago no?) ... coz that is what you do with girls whom you intend to marry -- stalk their families for a couple of years & learn all their secrets š
Puttar's way to show mardangi was to try & hide his tears from jasoos wifey. Would have been better to let Biwi know that Puttar's"puttar" has it in him to rise to the occasion. Just saying.
Toshiji finds out PP ji has been geisha-ing in Bhalla land ... which is just not acceptable. There was only one Mameha in Kyoto, no?
Might bee's of the season:
Shagun might be Mihir's gareeb didi or not.
Sanjana might be Mihir's gareeb behen or not.
PP ji might be Mihir's not so gareeb ma or not.
Me: Am having difficulty keeping track of the Mihir's family which did not exist till yesterday ... can we keep scorecards pleej?
Kostin with answer:
Fandom: How many days does it take for a dentist to learn how to make Palak Paneer?
Me: 500 more episodes ... how else does one find excuses to meddle in the life of every acquaintance she just met.
Mard ki Ego:
Puttar: I am a Mard.
Ishita: ... who cries at the drop of a hat?
Puttar: I am a Mard. Bas.
Ishita: ... who cries when Ashok doesn't look at him?
Puttar: Its just that I miss his intense OCD with me, things have changed since MCP entered our lives. But ... I am a Mard *hmmph*.
Ishita: Oh pleeze ... who has a nazuk kamariya which ooohs n ouchs every few days?
Puttar: That was just the towel ka bhaar in the shower scene. The gutter gang did say I shud've dropped it. But ... Am still a Mard.
Ishita: If it was so, then forum gals wudn't have made hundreds of posts on your soft pretty hands.
Puttar: Damn ... knew I should have gone easy on the moisturizer.
Who? What? When? Why? and How?
Accident Track: Viewers keep guessing ... f**k, who did it? Let's solve this.
Multiple Tracks: Viewers keep guessing ... Damn, what is going on? Let's solve this.
MiMi Track: Viewers keep guessing ... Hell, will they get married? Let's solve this.
New People Track: Viewers keep guessing ... Jesus, which one is Mihir's sister? Let's solve this.
Notice anything common? No, not the expletives ... YHM was meant to be a jasoosi thriller wala show.
Tyranny by channels:
T - T is for the Time slot changes which will somehow lead to the NUMERO UNO spot (on the "True NOT ratings") which we just HAVE TO BE on for reasons my poor brain fails to comprehend *sigh*
R - is for the Ridiculous shit that "No Sex, No Passion" channel begins to spew on every show I start to watch.
P - is for the Posterior pe swift kick that fans should get every now & then. How else does the channel figure out the loyal fans from the crazy ones, no?
Kostin of the Day: Did Arjun Kapoor's hair stand like that after Pammy Aunty accidentally slipped from the couch's arm into his lap?
Kos-pint of the Track: For someone who had no one till date, Mihir's family seems to be all over the place now, no? Kinda disturbing.
PS -- Mameha was the beautiful geisha in "Memoirs of the Geisha" ... not that PP ji is half as interesting or b'ful š¤¢
PPS -- Pleej to not be upset with kos-pints if not funny. The slot change did this to me
