Comical Spoof:Iss mohabbat ko kya naam doon? - 12

Hello YHMIans...back with a comical OS...

Crazy spoof hai...errors hogi as I havent proof checked...

Disclaimer: this is a spoof from my imagination. solely written as a comedy track. Just to read and laugh it away...Positive inputs are welcome...Please do not bash

Scene 1:

Amma was in deep thoughts and making smart plans in her head. Her daughter's sauten was back to spoil her life. No wait a minute, wasn't it already in broken pieces, thanks to All for Ruhi clause and my ever sanskaari Ishu beti, who proved an ideal bahu but gets disgusted at her husband's closeness.

Anyways, let me not get into their personal matter. Mujhe toh ab sirf Shagun pe focus karna...kaise bhi karke ussko bhagaana hai...nahi nahi bhagaaya toh iss brilliant track ka the end ho jaayega...mujhe sirf usse torture karna hai...main usse itna torture karungi ki...

Another voice conflicted inside her head, "ki Raman ko usspe taras aa jaaye...hai na?"

Voice over, "chup karo...shubh shubh bolo..."

Voice 2: shubh hona hai toh koyi brilliant plan socho Madhu...

"Idea" she jumped up like Newton when the apple fell on him.

A little later...

Ishita stormed into Iyer house screaming, "AMMA..."

Mrs Iyer drops the coffee tumbler but paravaa illa...coffee nahi tha as always...

She runs towards Ishu smiling...no actually giggling, "Ishu..."

Ishita snapped her words, "aapne kuch flop plan kiya Shagun ko sathaane keliye??"

Mrs Iyer pinched her daughter's cheeks, "en chella kutti...kitna smart hai!"

Ishita smiled slightly, "I know amma...97.5% aise hi nahi milaa mujhe"

They share a cute mother-daughter moment, but suddenly Ishita snaps out, "But aap mere jaise smart nahi...harr baar gadbad karthe ho...Shagun ka sandal ke bathle mera sandal ka heel toot diya aapne...kyun amma kyun??"

Her amma was about to say something but then changed her words and replied, "Raman ne tumhe apni baahon mein leke, girrne se bachaa liya na?? aur woh sauten Shagun ne dekh liya na??? ab patha chalega usse ke kya hai mohabatein"

"Khaas patha chalega usse...aisa kuch nahi hua Amma...yeh sab IF ke fan fictions mein hi hota hai...toh aap yeh sab plans ko rehne dho..."

Ishita vented out while her mother caressed her face consolingly, "aisa kya hua Ishu? Tum itna pareshan???"

"Main girrne waali thi aur Param ne bachaa liya...aur..."

Her mother snapped her, "aur Raman ne dekh liya??? phir toh 1-2 weeks, J' waala track chalega...yeh accha hua"

Ishita pouted,"nahi ek taraf Simmi ne dekh liya aur dusre taraf mummy ji...ab woh dono sochte hai ke main Param ko fasaane ki khoshish kar rahi hoom...maine apne hi pairon mein khulaadi maar li Amma"

She goes away forbidding her mother from doing any more planning while Mrs Iyer's brain works over time trying to figure out something else to remove the khulaadi from Ishu's legs.

Ruhi and Shravan are witness to this and decide to themselves that they will grow up fast and help Ishima and papa understand the real meaning of Yeh hai mohabatein

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Scene 2

Raman is in office...annoyed and totally pissed off with his wife's decision to bring back Shagun. Moreover, Simmi's call narrating the mohabatein moment of Ishita-Param had blown his fuse altogether

"kahi Ishita Param se pyar toh nahi karthi...shaayad isiliye Shagun ko mere life mein waapas laana chahti hai??"

"arre yaar, mujhse toh poochti ke mujhe kaun chahiye...ek baar poochke yeh khadam leti...usse patha bhi tha ke mujhe sheela kejwani kitna pasand hai...phir bhi uss apshagun ko mere sarr pe baandh rahi hai...bewakoof madrasan!"

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Scene 3:

Ashok and Sunny are comfortably sitting in Khanna mansion.

Sunny is smiling as he had successfully pushed Shagun out of Ashok's life and into Raman's.

He spoke up, "Ashok...ab Shagun waapas Raman ke life mein chali gayi toh tum aaraam se usske biwi Ishita ke haath maang sakthe ho..."

Ashok shyly smiled and a voice echoed in his mind, "beta, mann mein laddu poota" and he shook his head, blushing profusely.

Another voice shook him back to reality, "laddu matth pooto...woh laddu... I mean woh haath maine apne liya maanga tha..."

Ashok is shocked, "SURAJ...tum..."

Suraj nodded, "haan main..."

"tum Ishita se pyar??...kab kahaan kaise??"

Ashok's question got Sunny ji to a flashback mode, "uss din pehli baar jab maine usse clinic mein dekha tab se pyar hi pyar hai...ussne mera surgery anesthesia ke bina kiya...maine hi usse kaha tha...I don't need anesthesia...patha hai kyun? Mujhe usse poore hosh aur aawaaz mein dekhna tha...bas dekhta raha dekhta raha...koyi dard hi nahi hua...I had fallen in love with her Ashok...deeply madly crazily...phir jab mujhe patha chala ke woh shaadi shuda hai aur usske assistant hi usska pati hai toh mera dil toota..."

Ashok patted him consolingly while Suraj started speaking with extra josh, "phir maine decide kiya kaise bhi karke usse haasil karunga..."

Ashok spoke up as if realizing something, "matlab yeh saara plan, saara drama tumaare pyar keliye tha??"

Suraj smiled devilishly, "Everything is fair in love and war Ashok...aur mega serials mein aise twists toh aathe rehte hai...kabhi kabhi TV serials bhi dekh liya karo...tumaare business mein bhi kaam aayega...saazishon ka ideas mein wahaan se hi leta hoom..."

Ashok nodded noting down that point in his mind.

Then he voices, "but Ishita ko baccha nahi hoga...do u know that?"

Suraj laughed, "bacchon se mujhe allergy hai...Ishita is my perfect life partner..."

Ashok spoke in concern, "par Ishita ko bacchein bohat pasand hai...in fact Ruhi se beintehaa mohabbat hai usse"

Suraj gave another devilish grin, "aah aah RUhi...wahi toh hai humaara trump card...dont worry...usse toh hum Raman se maang lenge...manaa kiya toh cheen lenge..."

A long silence prevails as both brothers sink into the reality. Ashok speaks up "Raman ko Shagun mil gayi aur tumhe Ishita...parr mujhe??"

Suraj said in a deep voice, "Come on Ashok...I am sure tumaare office mein bohat se employees hai aur unnke young and beautiful biwi bhi hogi...kisi ko bhi pataalo...You can do it man!"

Ashok laughed in self pride, "Woh toh hai!"

Suraj turned to the opposite direction and stretched his arms as if to receive his love, "Ab yeh duniya dekhegi meri aur Ishita ki yeh hai mohabatein"

BGM plays...

Dil kahin rukta nahi..
Dil kahin rukta nahi..
Chalta hi jaaye teri ore
dil mere sunta nahi..

Saari fizaon mein hai..
Mehki hawaon mein hai..
Tera aur mera fazaana...

Jaanu main bhi yeh..
Jaane hai tu bhi yeh..
Jaane yeh saara zamaana..

Kabhi kam na honge yeh chaahatein..
Pal pal badhe yeh hai mohhabtein..

Suraj shouts, "STOP IT!...no pal pal bade...mujhe installment mein nahi chaahiye...agar aise hi intezaar kiya toh ek hug bhi nahi hoga aur show khatam ho jaayega...jo hoga aaj aur abi hoga..."

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