Comical Spoof:Iss mohabbat ko kya naam doon? - 12 - Page 5

Originally posted by: vidya.anand

Next part likha hai but I am scared to post 🤣

Originally posted by: Nichuss

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Hello YHMians...back with another part to pakaofy u all...main akele kyun pakun socha ke saath mein milke narg ka darshan karthe hai!

Rules are the same..enter at ur risk...its all for fun...so pls do not bash...just read and laugh it away...

thanks to all the prev comments who made me laugh...thanks for taking it with a chill pill and sportively!

No PMs for this one as I dont want to force and torture ppl more 😆😉

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Scene 4:

Ishita has left Raman and Shagun is all set to take over the biwi-bahu post of Bhalla family...

Mrs Iyer still treats Raman as his own son.

Bhalla house:

Raman shouts angrily

"ISHITA ISHITA ISHITA...pak gaya hoom main uss naam se...aaj se balke abi se uss aurat ka naam koyi nahi lega...agar kisi ne liya toh mujhse bhura koyi nahi hoga..."

Romi mutters in a low voice, "iss mein nayi kya baat hai...humesha sa hi..."

Raman glares at him hearing it and scowls, "ek ek ko ghar se baahar kar doonga..."

TOshi ji comes forward to cool him, "Shaant ho ja putthar..."

Raman shouts, "Shaant?? Kaise shaant ho jaavum?? Uss madrasan chali toh gayi parr bathle mein zindagi bhar keliye ek sar dard deh kar gayi hai..."

Amma comes in suddenly, "Raman, main ek acche se coffee dehti hoom ya garama garam rasam...sarr dard bhaag jaayega..."

Toshi ji intervenes snapping Amma angrily, "tum rehne deh madrasan...chal putthar main sarr dabaatha hoom"

Raman hisses in frustration at the foolish clan around him and thunders, "mera sarr nahi...ho sakhe toh uss aurat ka gala dabaana jo mere bed pe leitke apni kitty party ki planning kar rahi hai"

"Excuse me...mujhe sarr dard keh rahe ho??" That was Shagun who had heard the entire conversation and angrily stepped out to fight back.

Amma crunches her face at Shagun's entry and cracks her knuckles to curse her. Then she exits Bhalla house angrily.

Raman laughs sarcastically at Shagun, "toh tumhe samajh aagaya...Ashok ke paas jaake bohat smart hogayi ho..."

Shagun blows her fringes up, "smart hona padtha hai Raman...dho dho patiyon ko handle karna aasaan kaam nahi"

Raman smirks, "dho pati?? Uss che foot dho inch ne tumse shaadi nahi ki...woh tumaare boy friend hai...patiyon ke toli mein usse add on matth karo...filaal toh main bhi tera pati nahi...tum pati less ho!"

Shagun frowns at that, "Whatever" and turns to go back to the room while Raman stops her violently, "Oh madam, tum apni kitty planning kahi aur jaake karo... Mujhe cricket match dekhna hai"

Shagun screams at the top of her voice, "How dare you talk to me like that Raman?"

Before he replies to her, she faints and falls into his arms. Raman picks her up and takes her to the room. TOshi ji brings water while Romi calls the doctor.

An hour later, doctor confirms she is pregnant.

Toshi ji smiles to herself, "yeh Raman bhi na? dobaara shaadi tak bhi nahi rukha...chal koyi nahi, itna changa khabar...main poore colony mein laddu baatungi...pehla laddu toh madrasan ko doongi!"

Raman lets out a deep sigh of relief, "accha hua maine mere No touching only seeing policy pe stick on kiya...warna confusion ho jaatha...DNA test bhi nahi karwaa saktha kyun ki mujhe sui se darr lagtha hai! phewww, ab iss sarr dard ko uss che foot dho inch ke gale mein chadaatha hoom..."

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Raman calls up Ashok to inform the happy news...

Raman: "Ashok, Shagun pregnant hai...aur clearly woh baccha mera nahi, balke tumaara hai...toh abi ke abi aao aur usse waapas le jao"

Ashok laughs, "main tumaare tarah nahi hoom Raman...jo main dehta hoom usse main waapas kabhi nahi leta...Usse tum hi rakhlo"

Raman gets angry, "aur woh baccha??"

Ashok shoots back without a hesitation, "tumaare beta Adi ne mujhe papa bhulaaya tha...pehli baar baap banne ka sukh diya tha...ab usske bathle mein itna sacrifice toh kar hi saktha hoom...mere bacche ka acche se parwarish karna...aur haan ussko aur Shagun ko mera dher saara pyar dena...Good bye Mr Raman Kumar Bhalla! Main abroad jaake settle hone jaa raha hoom...We will meet at the 900^th episode!"

Raman scowls at the disconnected phone, "mere billi mujhse meow...ab dekhna main tumaare beta ko apna beta banaunga... Woh bade hoke tujhse mere harr haaar ka bathla lega..."

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Toshi ji hears this conversation and comes to talk with Raman

"Maine sab sunn liya putthar...matlab Shagun ke paet mein Ashok ka baccha hai??"

Raman: haan maa...parr yeh baat kisiko patha nahi chalna chahiye...Shagun ko bhi nahi...main uss bacche ko mera naam doonga...usse kisi cheez ki kami nahi hone doonga maa...

Toshiji pats him consolingly, "tum bohat bathal gaye ho Raman...itna accha hogaye ke tumaari aarthi karne ko mann kartha hai"

Raman smiles feebly and goes into nostalgia, "Maa, yeh naya soch aur bade bade seekh Ishita ne diya hai...ussne bathla hai mujhe..."

Toshi ji smiles too but concerned for him, "tu abi tak usske baare mein sochta hai...woh chali gayi Raman...humesha humesha keliye..."

Raman: kaise bhoolun maa?? Pal pal badi thi humaare mohabatein...aise kaise kam hogi??"

TOshi ji caresses him lovingly, "paagalon jaise baatein matth kar Raman...Ishita tumaare beetha hua kal hai...ab Shagun aur usski baccha hi tumaare zindagi hai... jo chali gayi usse yaad karke kya fayda putthar??"

Raman replies, "woh mere puraani aadat hai Maa...jo chali gayi usi ko main zyaadha bhaav dehta hoom...yeh aadat ek din mein achaanak thodi na bathlegi"

His mother smiled and replied, "tho kya tum kabhi nahi bathlega?"

Raman cupped her mom's hands to assure her and kneeled down, "zaroor bathloonga maa...1000^th episode mein jab Ishita ki return track shuru hogi tab..."

Toshi ji closed her mouth in pleasant surprise, "matlab Ishita waapas tumaare zindagi mein aayegi????"

Raman promised her cheerfully, "haan ma..Ruhi ke shaadi aur bidaai hum dono saath saath karenge...tab shuru hogi humaare sacchi waali mohabatein! Tab tak mujhe bas Ashok ke bacche ko paalna hai...Ruhi aur Adi keliye majhboor hona hai aur Shagun ko dekhna hai!"

Toshiji hugged him and wiped away her happy waala tears, "changa putthar..ab mujhe koyi gal nahi... main cheyn se so sakthi hoom!"

BGM plays...

Dil kahin rukta nahi..
Dil kahin rukta nahi..
Chalta hi jaaye teri ore
dil mere sunta nahi..

Saari fizaon mein hai..
Mehki hawaon mein hai..
Tera aur mera fazaana...

Jaanu main bhi yeh..
Jaane hai tu bhi yeh..
Jaane yeh saara zamaana..

Kabhi kam na honge yeh chaahatein..
Pal pal badhe yeh hai mohhabtein..

Raman thinks to himself, "Ruhi ke bidaai mein Ishita aur main bohat royenge...tab hum dono ko gale lagaake ek dusre ko sambaalna hai! Ek hug tho bantha hai!"

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Elsewhere, Suraj jerks out of the sleep and laughs villainously, "sapna accha hai Raman Kumar Bhalla...Dream on...jab tak main hoom, aisa kabhi nahi hoga...jo mujhe nahi milaa woh main kisi ko milne nahi doonga..."

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Originally posted by: EkPaheli

LMFAO Vidya 🤣

Majboor hona hai, Ashok ke bachhe ko palna hai, Kitty party planning in bedroom, 1000 epi return track shit I cant decide what is funnier/crazier here

Hats off my girl

Shit my stomach hurts 🤣

Originally posted by: EkPaheli

LMFAO Vidya 🤣

Majboor hona hai, Ashok ke bachhe ko palna hai, Kitty party planning in bedroom, 1000 epi return track shit I cant decide what is funnier/crazier here

seriously... wht an updt... best funny post on yhm,... with thiss stupid track

something gud happening is...

all yhm writers are on bang with wonderful posts...

Hatke Forum

Hats off my girl

Shit my stomach hurts 🤣