Bed aur Couch wale Kos-pints

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Posted: 11 years ago
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As usual, kostins invented by a dear friend. I ask them with points ... thus the Kos-Pints.


After majboori, YHM is in the grips of a new disease ... Gloating. Spreading like wildfire from Ashok, Shagun, Pervy, Puttar to Ishita. Wonder if Ishita caught it in the shower from Puttar 🤔


Isn't 60K too steep a prize to pay especially when Simmy & Pervy's room seems to be located in the Ishra bathroom? Or is it the cost of the front row tix for entertainment like shower romance 😛


Pervy is losing his touch ... f**k he already lost it. He now believes in "No Touching, Only listening" when it comes to rakhi-wali-behna.


Mrs.Iyer, while Pervy is a Pervy and Simmy is a Simmy ... what has poor Ananya done to deserve your hare-brained schemes?


Puttar hasn't smiled this much in the entire show as he has done in past two days. Pray Puttar if your lowe for Pervy is this strong, why don't you confess?


Keema wale Pints:

K is for the Coma that the entire forum went into for past 4 days. K is also for the Credit that CV's take for this achievement. Oh wait ...I was doing K right? Ah well, am comatose too, ain't I?

E is for the Eleven PM slot that CV's have totally forgotten about. E is also for the Elusive Hug which will make its appearance only in 2020. Bas.
E is again for the unbounded Enthusiasm that Amma has for fulfilling every OS/SS/FF fantasy of the fandom.
M is for the MIL from hell that left puttar low & dry *literally* both times.
A is for the Aansuon ka stock that Simmo has. Ah well it can't all be air between her ears, something's gotta be there.


Kostin of the Day : No one bothers to check on Puttar & Biwi when an entire bed collapses. Have they sound proofed the room so no moans or groans escape when they finally decide to ... have their ultimate fight. What ...what did you guys think?


Kostin of the Month:
Bhalla Land is like Hogwarts and Ishra bathroom is the "Room of Requirement" where everyone thinks hard & their rooms appear. Wonder how Simmy enters the room ... one needs to "think" no?


Pint of Interest *finally*
- Puttar pleej to strip off your shirt & pants ... err sorry got carried away, and have biwi apply some dard wala balm. You see, we're really worried about your back 😆


Symbolism of the Day:
No Bed or couch. The first time these two decide to sleep together is on the floor. Its confirmed ... the famous cons-woo-mission *if they ever do IT in a million years* will happen in a dirty hut in the middle of a jungle.





PS -- Bored to death with the disjointed episodes being shown*sigh*.

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Res
Yaar, Paru thanks, finally Kos pints again, yay. Was getting too bored. Please to keep on kospinting. These days I only watch YHM to participate in gutterpunti in iF.

Your Kos pint of the day - haan yaar, and especially considering that they LEFT THE DOOR OPEN !!!😕

Who goes to sleep with the door open? With Pervy in the house?? I thought Pervy would make puttar J, but instead puttar is turning into a comedian!!! What the ...

As for the consumassion (with or without passion) scene we will get to see in 20 years, kya yaar, jungle mein hut mein, ya Pervy ke kamre mein, lekin kuch toh kare ab yeh!!!!!😕

Rest of your kost pins, classic and unanswerable.

Can someone please post caps, so I can ogle at puttar 😳
Edited by Veeann - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Hilarious!! Keema wale pints, kostin of the month 🤣 🤣
But kostin of the day 🤣 🤣 Who are you trying to fool? 😆
Symbolism I loved. 😳 🤣
I wonder what's Ishu's family have against Raman? MIL left Puttar low and dry and FIL once tried to lootofy puttar's izzat. 😆
Oh and Puttar and Pervy's prem katha. Like a boy who loves teasing the girl err boy he loves, no? Even Ishu is unable to put that kind of grin on Raman's face that Pervy is capable of. 😆
Edited by Oishi_sonu - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: paru_rox

As usual, kostins invented by a dear friend. I ask them with points ... thus the Kos-Pints.


After majboori, YHM is in the grips of a new disease ... Gloating. Spreading like wildfire from Ashok, Shagun, Pervy, Puttar to Ishita. Wonder if Ishita caught it in the shower from Puttar 🤔


Isn't 60K too steep a prize to pay especially when Simmy & Pervy's room seems to be located in the Ishra bathroom? Or is it the cost of the front row tix for entertainment like shower romance 😛


Pervy is losing his touch ... f**k he already lost it. He now believes in "No Touching, Only listening" when it comes to rakhi-wali-behna.


Mrs.Iyer, while Pervy is a Pervy and Simmy is a Simmy ... what has poor Ananya done to deserve your hare-brained schemes?


Puttar hasn't smiled this much in the entire show as he has done in past two days. Pray Puttar if your lowe for Pervy is this strong, why don't you confess?


Keema wale Pints:

K is for the Coma that the entire forum went into for past 4 days. K is also for the Credit that CV's take for this achievement. Oh wait ...I was doing K right? Ah well, am comatose too, ain't I?
E is for the Eleven PM slot that CV's have totally forgotten about. E is also for the Elusive Hug which will make its appearance only in 2020. Bas.
E is again for the unbounded Enthusiasm that Amma has for fulfilling every OS/SS/FF fantasy of the fandom.
M is for the MIL from hell that left puttar low & dry *literally* both times.
A is for the Aansuon ka stock that Simmo has. Ah well it can't all be air between her ears, something's gotta be there.


Kostin of the Day : No one bothers to check on Puttar & Biwi when an entire bed collapses. Have they sound proofed the room so no moans or groans escape when they finally decide to ... have their ultimate fight. What ...what did you guys think?


Kostin of the Month:
Bhalla Land is like Hogwarts and Ishra bathroom is the "Room of Requirement" where everyone thinks hard & their rooms appear. Wonder how Simmy enters the room ... one needs to "think" no?


Pint of Interest *finally*
- Puttar pleej to strip off your shirt & pants ... err sorry got carried away, & have biwi apply some dard wala balm ... you see, we are really worried about your back 😉


Symbolism of the Day:
No Bed or couch. The first time these two decide to sleep together is on the floor. Its confirmed ... the famous cons-woo-mission *if they ever do IT in a million years* will happen in a dirty hut in the middle of a jungle.





PS -- Bored to death with the disjointed episodes being shown*sigh*.



Brilliant Paru! Was missing them lately. Kya yaar hamara YHM has been hijacked! Jo hamen dikhate hain woh second grade version hai Comedy Nights ka 😕 And that's the reason for the11pm slot...koi mature love story nahin hai, saab jhansa tha!!! Don't know how long the patience will last to sit through this. Puttar is the only thing that's worth hanging on to. Ishita after staying with the Bhallas all these months has got into gloating and counting her chicks before they are hatched

Bhalla apartment can give a tough competition to Ashok's mansion...he renovates his house aur yahan kamre mein kamra nikalta hai! The 60K is for this special quality of the place. And Pervy loves to be insulted by everyone left right and centre. Half baked ideas and plans with no substance in them. Pervy's return has fallen flat yaar!
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Yes Komatose plot (looks like everybody is in a limbo) n disillusionment of 11 pm slot n Mature story is slowly creeping in this show.

Loved ur post Paru but episodes these days r just plain boring.

Never seen a dumber lady than Mrs Iyer dunno how mr iyer must have handled her. Even i was thinking d same ya she wants to take revenge from Param but what about baby ananya ? What if her own daughter sits on it while she goes to give some gyan to Simmi or Param n breaks her back.

Ishita can she for once stop being a soapland bahu and be a real woman and wife for once can she get a life. Plz cvs is it too much to ask? I cringe every time she goes n challenges Param n lets him know of her next move (agreed YHM villains r dumbest of the lot n cant anticipate what to do next even if they know what is happening). She spends more time in giving gyan n bhashan to pervmeet who these days is literally bored of her shenanigans 😆 our puttar is saved from some of her bhashans now that she got a new target 😆. Really wud i go near my molester n challenge him n also let him know of my next move to take him down 😲 She has no problem being close to param who enjoys eye sex just by seeing her but she has problems wid her lawfully wedded husband sleeping next to her. 👏 more faith on rakhi wale bhaiyya than mangalsutra wale saiyya.

Does Puttar not know his own Sister. That she is blind in love wid pervert n he will get away with it each time he thinks of taking her husband down? Parmeet was anyways working with Ashok for which Simmi had no problem n she was happy to let Shagun to do naamkaran of ananya so y will suddenly she have problems if Parmeet begs for money from Ashok. 😆 instead of that make her catch him red handed while he molests a girl wud'nt that b a logical plan 😆 n y was puttar not angry on Shagun for giving him adi school fee money.

They have started dumbing down of Param too who was only true blue villain in YHM.


Btw great post agree wid u girl. 👏
Edited by mnr123 - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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res ... mind is firmly in the "work in progress" category . will b back after it reboots
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Hilarious 😆
Actually simmy go into the wall, its like in old egyptians temple hit ur head and the wall move to let acces to the room!! I understand now uska dimaagh kharab kyun hai, takra takra ke
Hil gaya!!
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Keema will taste so much better after reading your keema wale pints.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: Oishi_sonu

Hilarious!! Keema wale pints, kostin of the month 🤣 🤣
But kostin of the day 🤣 🤣 Who are you trying to fool? 😆
Symbolism I loved. 😳 🤣
I wonder what's Ishu's family have against Raman? MIL left Puttar low and dry and FIL once tried to lootofy puttar's izzat. 😆
Oh and Puttar and Pervy's prem katha. Like a boy who loves teasing the girl err boy he loves, no? Even Ishu is unable to put that kind of grin on Raman's face that Pervy is capable of. 😆



@ red -- I know rey ... even wifey cudn;t bring that 32 teeth ka jalwa, she being a dentist & all 😛

Oish -- Amma has totally lost it ... is this the only way we get to see Ishra scenes.

BTW ... I am amazed, look what it took to make these two sleep together ... bed ka purani haveli ki tarah gir jaana 😲😆

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: sophee72



Brilliant Paru! Was missing them lately. Kya yaar hamara YHM has been hijacked! Jo hamen dikhate hain woh second grade version hai Comedy Nights ka 😕 And that's the reason for the11pm slot...koi mature love story nahin hai, saab jhansa tha!!! Don't know how long the patience will last to sit through this. Puttar is the only thing that's worth hanging on to. Ishita after staying with the Bhallas all these months has got into gloating and counting her chicks before they are hatched

Bhalla apartment can give a tough competition to Ashok's mansion...he renovates his house aur yahan kamre mein kamra nikalta hai! The 60K is for this special quality of the place. And Pervy loves to be insulted by everyone left right and centre. Half baked ideas and plans with no substance in them. Pervy's return has fallen flat yaar!



@ red -- What ??? Love story ... this is bleddy not even a hate story. Dunno what the 11 pm slot is for coz this is so not worth jagofying late night to watch yaar. Even I can;t find anything funny now yaar.

@ pink -- You do mean bathroom mein kamra nikalta hai right ...coz that's where they all head, into the toilets 😆



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