Continuing from our last part -- https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/ye-hai-mohabbatein/4089687/tales-from-the-cvs-p
Asst Female CV : We have trouble in soapy-land. The viewers are up in arms against us. They are tweeting and calling us "twits" 😲
CV No 1 : But why? Weren't they collectively screaming for us to reveal the culprit. We did that, didn't we?
Asst Female CV : Yeah ... but they say its too late and too expressionless to digest.
Plus it doesn't help that we showed a pair of adult eyes in the accident FB. They wanna know if that was future Adi?
CV No 1 : What??? How is it our fault if they watch every freaking scene with such obsession. DAMMIT we write it and still don't remember it all.
Asst Female CV : Errr ...
CV No 1 :: Anyways don't worry about the adult eyes wala FB, we blame it on the Editing department 😈 ... those guys are mostly on hot coals with the viewers anyways.
Asst Female CV : Okkk. But the fandom also has a problem with "majboori".
CV No 1 : What? Now what do they have against "majboori". For the last time it is the crux of Raman's soul.
Asst Female CV : The National Board of Health will be declaring it as an epidemic any minute now.
CV No 1 : Fine we give the suckers "Adi-ki-kasam" in the next episode.
Asst Female CV : What's that? Another disease affecting Raman's brains 😕
CV No 1 : Let it go will ya 😡. Anything else?
Asst Female CV : Plenty more ... the court room drama stinks as bad as Muthu's poo-poo. Also Ishita's lawyer looks like the neighboring aunty who's more interested in gossip, chicken tikka and matchmaking
CV No 1 : Too bad. We already paid for the court room set and the lawyer extra. They stay.
Asst Female CV : Fandom is also griping against Shagun's blouses.
CV No 1 : What the F*ck 😕
Asst Female CV : Lemme explain ... its all about frustrations and some release.
CV No 1 : of the viewers?
Asst Female CV : No Raman's. Apparently Ishita needs to wear those blouses... then Raman could forget his "majboori" and concentrate on "jora-jori" with wifey 😳
CV No 1 : That track isn't written yet. We are still on "Ruhi ke liye" and "Adi ke liye" tracks. They need to hold on to their horses.
Asst Female CV : *Snort* ... hasn't Raman been holding on to it for the past 6 years now 😲
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Asst Female CV : Audience is still upset you know?
CV No 1 : What they aren't done with their snivelling yet ... are they using the same glycerine as Raman? What do they want now?
Asst Female CV : Not a request, just a message. They say ... F*ck this shit, its not their "majboori" to watch this track anymore you know.
CV No 1 : Ok this sounds serious. Damage Control. Let's get RKB to take off his shirt and Ishita in a towel in the same room for a ten second scene. They'll be making *Thud* *Faint* "Is anyone alive* posts for the next two days, while we sneak in two more days of court drama
PS -- Again a fun post only. Would love to read your comments 😊
PPS -- Lucky's recommendation for the title today 😃
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