As for Raman Kumar Bhalla's one liners, all of them are EPIC! But amongst my absolute favourites are-
"Hamesha bad-dimaagi ki baatein! Ek haath dabbe ke andar hai, ek haath bahar, aur namaste karu?!"
"Shuru? Hum? Nahi nahi ma'am, hum jaise aam aadmi jahan pe khatam hote hain wahan se toh aap shuru hoti hain. Aur jahan shuru hoti hain wahan khatam hone ka naam hi nahi leti!"
"Kabhi fursat mein khud sun ke dekhna, khadi khadi coma mein chali jaogi!"
"Amitabh se Mukri bana diya!"
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Shall add more to this list soon! 😃
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