Rajveer/Raj1. YOu looked stressed?..koi problem to nhi hai na?..main bhi kitna pagal hun..apna naam hi nhi batya...mera naam hai Raj!
arryyy..itna handsome banda aapse pyaar se baat kr rha hai...aur aap aise hi ja rhi hain..aap nhi ja sakti madam...aaj holi hai madam
2. yrrr us ladki ka phone number dila de yaarr...
3. aunty ji...mana ki pyaaz (onion)sada hai..pr ye hain humare shahji
4. tum sach mein yahan ho ya phir main koi sapna dekh rha hun..??..kitni sonii lag rhi hooo!!!
5. tu woh ladki hai..jo mujhe duniya mein sabse jyada khubsoorat lgti hai...tu wo ladki hai..jise main soniyo kehkar bulata hun...tu wo ladki hai..jisse main pyaar krta hun
6. Ab pata chala ki ladka aur ladki main fark hota hai?
7. Oooh!! to aap hi hain MAnnu Shah ji!! jinka dimaag computer se bhi tez chalta hai..bilkul Chacha chowdhary jaisa!..phir to aap yunhi gaddhe se bahar aajoge
8. Teri madad kr rha hun..aur mujhe hi maar rha hai..Pagal kahin ka
9. pehle mujhe jawaab chahiye tbhi jaane doonga..
10. Oye mannu yaar...teri jappi leni hai..teri pappi leni hai yarr...tune wo chiitti soniyo tak pahuncha di..wo milne aayi thi yaar..kahan hai yrrr.tu.?.kuch dhikayi nhi de rha...teri jappi leni hai...teri pappi leni hai yaarr...Kahan hai tu?
11. kiska naam likhwaya apne haath pr?
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