Happy BirdDay... - Page 5

Originally posted by: seert

Happy bird day everyone!
Ready for some bird watching? I know I am 😃

Today we're looking for a very infamous bird...a bird who happens to be born on this day. Who is it? Well firstly it's a she...and not an it.
Now for the next set of clues:

1. She's captain of the Black Pearl - I captained the ship while Sparrow was busy looking for the fountain of youth.
2. Has a scar in the shape of a lightning bolt on her forehead - I'm destined to kill you.
3. Is actually a man in the disguise of a woman - Truly.
4. Is also a forensic anthropologist - Will you give me your bones to evaluate?
   

She sounds pretty cool right? 👍🏼
Don't get excited. She's not. Really she's not. Those are just the traits of her beloved characters.

So really who is this person?
Well for starters she likes to call herself a heroine. Bloated ego indeed, readers. She's pretty much a fussy, prima donna. It's 'heroiN' not 'heroinE' for god's sake. Some people just need a reason to bash. Boo away, haters!

Oh and would you like to know what she called herself before heroine? If you think she was modest before then you're oh so wrong. She likened herself to the great Caesar! I mean come on how on earth can she of all people call herself that? Oh so you assumed CZ would only translate into Ceasar? Another baseless reason to bash. Bah.

Can you guys imagine how she would be if she actually had any abilities to speak of? Which brings me to why this post is in the VM section. This person seems to think that they can make VMs.
She also thinks she has a funny bone and likes to draw comics but other than big fat andas and stale tomatoes the readers can't think of anything else to award her with for her so called efforts. According to some posts on this forum, she sometimes writes or maybe I should say types up random, juvenile sentences in the failed attempts of writing a gripping tale.
Hmm what else? Oh ya one of her hobbies is to 'dance' but she ends up looking like the guy in this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxUrV9AJEUQ

I'm in love with your subtle honesty. I know it's jealousy.

I could really go on and on forever about her lack of abilities but I know you guys are getting bored. If you have ever had the displeasure of knowing this person then you know who I'm talking about. For those who don't, well it is...
*drum rolls*
(yes we have drum rolls for such sad creatures too)

Neetz
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Neeta
urf
heroin.
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CZ..
urf
Liza
or whatever other name you know her by.

Happy Birthday Neetz!

You're a very special person (actually we all are according to Lady Gaga)
I'm sorry about my sad little introduction which included my failed attempts at humour, but I'm very serious now.
I lowe you from the depths of my heart, and meeting you for the first time was love at first sight. When I think of you, all I can imagine are hearts, stars, glitter, the moon and all other sparkly and shiny things.
You had to mention my initial obsession with sparkly things, clouds, flowers, glitters and hearts didn't you? 😛 😆
Since it's your birthday and all, I'd like to gift you a very special sig that I got Amna to make keeping all your favorites in mind. Here you go:

I know, I know they all look good but don't you just love where Captain Jack is staring 😊
Although I know you're gonna love that sig, I also had another one made in case there was something wrong with the first one. It's really not as good as the first but still you can view it here:

Oh jejus that's bootiful! Jack Sparrow knows just how pathetic the two people in his side vision are. He's amazing at reading people.

The sig is absolutely amazing. I'm going to use it right away 😃 thanks amna! you're a sweetheart.
All in all happy birthday Neeta. You are truly a unique person and belong to a very rare breed on IF. Here's hoping all your wishes and ambitions come true. It's always a lot of fun to talk to you about anything and everything under the sun. Many people are a fan of your humour and of course so am I (never forget I started a motion for an AT on you!), but I really like having those serious talks with you too...
You're very passionate about your beliefs and what you want from life. And no matter what you do, I'm sure your determination and perseverance will bear fruit...even if it is making a living as a juggler.

Thanks seert! you just made me grin like an idiot. I love talking to you too. You always listen to what I have to say no matter how silly or dumb it may be. 😛 I'm glad you have faith in my determination, not too many people seem to have that.

P.s - A juggler sounds like an interesting idea.

I know this sounds very sappy as is and well that's not your cuppa tea or mine for that matter. So I'll try to cut it short:
All the best with college and your very planned out future. Hope you have a great day and you're an awesome person. Thanks! I'm gonna need those wishes for college. When I visited it last, I came across a bunch of girls who epitomized 'aimless', 'clueless' and 'dead'. I have no idea how I'm going to adjust with such folks.
(P.S. I do sometimes lie 😳)
(^and you're pathetic at it 😳)

Finally, a big thank you to Amna for all her creations. My innumerable requests and complaints probably caused you a lot of headaches but thank you so much for all your help. This thread would not look like this without your help! YOU ROCK SEERT. Thankyou for putting in so much effort for this. You really went out of your way to make me happy today and I can't thankyou enough for it. 🤗
Amna, as always, your creations can brighten a dead person's day. They're beautiful thanks a bunch for the effort!
Final finally (yes I got A+ for my English grammar in school), thank you to all those who actually stuck around to read this long introduction!

Originally posted by: seert

A lot of people spammed my inbox saying they wanted to voice their displeasure about you on this thread. Since I'm a pretty nice person, I had to acquiesce. I'm so infamous! 😲
Here's what some people had to say:

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Nina
Happy Birthday Neeta , may GOD bless you a LOt, and may all your wishes come true , YOU ROCK , we love you a LOT Liza , hope you'll like the gift jana *huuggiizz and pappizz*
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATVcJm94Pec[/youtube]
I knew this was for me! 😃 😆 I just had doubts because you uploaded it almost a week ago 😆 Thanks nina, for making a video for me and for the message. It means a lot! You're an awesome vidder yourself and it feels great to receive a compliment from you.
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Amna
Wishing u a very happy birthday Neetz. Have an awesome day. Ur one of the best buds i have on IF. We met on heaven when u used to be Liza something. Then we came across each other on FF forum. I still remember commenting on ur Never Say Goodbye fic and be glad abt it cause i hardly used to comment on any fic;) This is your bloated ego talking ^_^ jokes apart, you're one of the best AND the most creative people I've met. You've always been a sensible fan, never crossing the line between sanity and delusion. It's one of your best traits.
I wish u a lifetime of happiness and may u keep changing ur username every year. Haha, thanks! I need change all the time. Seert knows that quite well. 😛 😆

P.S. i miss ur comics... what do I do? I never seem to develop a hatred as strong as the one I had for CMG in it's last stages to make a comic on it. 😛

here's ur present. if u don't like it, too bad;P

ATI SUNDAR! 😃 Imma use it right away.

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Ishan
Hey Neetz , wish you many happy returns of the day !!! 🤗 May god bless you and fulfill all your wishes. Enjoy your birthday to the max. !! ⭐️

Cheers
Ishan

Ishaaan! sorry dude I didn't reply to your PM. I've become very forgetful and lazy nowadays and hardly ever remember anything. Thanks for the wishes even though I've been a bad friend. You'll always be special though! 😃

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Anju (*Woh Ajnabee*)
Happy Birthday Neeta! 🤗 Wishing you all that is good in life. :) Have an amazing day, and make this birthday one to remember!

P.S. I am bittersweet about all the magic coming to an end. We shall relive some great HP moments soon - I'm sure there is a lot of excitement before next month. ;-)

Love ya,
Ajnu

I miss our fun days too! We talked about pretty much everything even though it was called the 'Indian Idol club' 😛 I had some of the best times of my IF life with you guys. We should make a new CC or probably resurrect the older one :P
Thankyou for the wishes! It was a memorable day =)

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Meera (indiandoll89)
Happy Birthday Neeta!

Hope your day goes exceptionally well and you smile happily <3 Also I've never had a chance to tell you but all of your videos are GORGEOUS! Best wishes always! 😃
Love,
Meera 😳
Thankyou meera! for the wishes and the compliment. Yours are beautiful and gorgeous too. 😃
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Many Happy Returns of the Day!...have a blast...😊