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lamboobabu

@lamboobabu

Voyager

Posted: 11 years ago

we know how much kuttaran loves criminal, psychos
people who murder, do plotting and scheming
kuttaran is a show where only criminals and conspirators
always have their way at the cost of decent and good people...
as the show is coming to an end (most probably)
I take this opportunity to lampoon the show and its great characters
but the condition is in Siddhuji's great istyle...
this is only for fun...
those serious viewers who do not love fun and satire
are advised to keep off...

toh Guru...ho ja suru...

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lamboobabu

@lamboobabu

Voyager

Posted: 11 years ago

kapil: Paaji, ek show aata hai, uttaran, hamari colors channel pe,
par ek baat notice ki humne, show ki hero akash
murder, kidnapping, tortured women,
but usko saja kyon nahin milti... bus life ko enjoy kar raha hai...

Siddhuji...

oye Guuurruuu... tu sunle meri baat...
jaise phool se khusboo koi dur kar nahin sakta
jaise suraj se kiran koi loot nahin sakta...
jaise chand se chandni koi chura nahin sakta
aise jab tak rupali jaise wakil hai...
akash babu ko koi jail bhej nahin sakta......
oohhh Guuuruuu... thoko taali...thoko...

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dolly

@tiny15

Stunner

+ 3

Posted: 11 years ago

@lambooji 2 gud!! 👏👏sabhi criminals,psychos, despos of uttaran show never got any punishment whether legal or social.

and ur satire is 2 gud & funny.😆😆

Edited by tiny15 - 11 years ago

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lamboobabu

@lamboobabu

Voyager

Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: tiny15
@lambooji 2 gud!! 👏👏sabhi criminals,psychos, despos of uttaran show never got any punishment whether legal or social.
and ur satire is 2 gud & funny.😆😆

sukriya dolly...
ufff... yeh akash babu aur mukta maasi
ne humko sadak chhap sayar bana dala...

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dolly

@tiny15

Stunner

+ 3

Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: lamboobabu

sukriya dolly...
ufff... yeh akash babu aur mukta maasi
ne humko sadak chhap sayar bana dala...

btw ur @bold red was so apt & 2 gud & funny & wat not!!i don't've any words.😆

and yes aksh baba & mkta maasi hav really brought out the sadakchaap shayar from real stupid viewers like us.

yeh kaam toh bechari naani aur teju bhi nahi kar paye.😉😆😆

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lamboobabu

@lamboobabu

Voyager

Posted: 11 years ago

oye dolly...
tej aur nani mein woh dum kahan
jo akash aur mukku mein hai...
sau billi khake bhi billi chali haj pe
khoon se rangi haaton bhi akash ko kar dala mahan
jhoot aur fareb se chalke bhi mausiji ho gaye paban (pure)
yeh gaatha hai kuttaran ki...
mauj karo akash-mukku ki bhajan gaa ke
aur show dekho sharidon ke saath...
guru...thoko taali...

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dolly

@tiny15

Stunner

+ 3

Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: lamboobabu
oye dolly...
tej aur nani mein woh dum kahan
jo akash aur mukku mein hai...
sau billi khake bhi billi chali haj pe
khoon se rangi haaton bhi akash ko kar dala mahan
jhoot aur fareb se chalke bhi mausiji ho gaye paban (pure)
yeh gaatha hai kuttaran ki...
mauj karo akash-mukku ki bhajan gaa ke
aur show dekho sharidon ke saath...
guru...thoko taali...

lol 😆😆😆

kya shayari hai.👏 u've really a knack 4 words in both langs or 3 langs shud i write??👏👏

waise bhi mujhe ek baat aur pata chali hai.neutral viewers woh hain jo mukku baby ki praise karte hain .😉😉

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dolly

@tiny15

Stunner

+ 3

Posted: 11 years ago

@lambooji btw i always wondered that how aksh do that 23 days nautunki & b4 that harming himself like letting himself bleed etc.??but i noticed one thing ystrday that he'd inherited it from his nautunki family itself.luk his sis surabhi did nautunki of luv wid kanha for 2 long yrs.widout any shame & regret.he alos did that nautunki.his father did nautunki wid icccha & his own father 2 make them believe hes genuine. now ystrday ekdsh did same nautunki of bleeding herself.😆😆

i think he deserves the nautunki queen mukku baby & not the dumbo queen mth bcoz mkta & her family is laos expert in all type of nautunki. her mother was expert in psycho nautunki so is she.her father is no less than her & her elder half-sis & her step mother r/were not behind.😆

plz do put urshayari on these w'ful & relatable ckts.😉

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lamboobabu

@lamboobabu

Voyager

Posted: 11 years ago

kapil: siddhu paji, aap ki fav show kuttaran mein aaj kal ek ladki hai...jo apni baap ko bhi public mein
sharminda kar rahi hai...aise naik bichar kahan se ayee mukkta mein...

Siddhu:

oye... kapil ... mere jaan... tu sunle meri baat

jaise sharab pi kar haathi madmast ho jata hai...
abphim khake neula pagal ho jata hai...
issei tarah
chameli ki tel baal mein lagake aur paranda apni choti mein
baandh kar yeh aurat mausi ban jati hai
aur apne baap ko apni beta hi samajhti hai...
oye... guru...thoko taali...