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queen_of_hearts

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Posted: 14 years ago

#21

yes she really looks awesome in those outfits😉

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simran777

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Posted: 14 years ago

#22

@sahara - i know rite?!!:) being petite myself i so wish had em...

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simran777

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Posted: 14 years ago

#23

~On a different note: a study buddy from my group just sent us all the funniest email joke!!!

HEHEHEEEE lemme share w/ ya'll: (i'll subsitute it w/ Tapu)

Tapu gets a job @ the Pharmacy:

The pharmacist walks into the store 2 find a guy leaning heavily against a wall...He asks (Tapu) the lady clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall??"

The blonde ( Tapu in disguise) clerk responds, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him a bottle of laxative."

The pharmacist says, "You can't treat a cough with a laxative!"

The blonde clerk responds, "Of course you can! LOOK AT HIM, HE IS AFRAID TO COUGH!!!!!!!!"

OH GOSH! grrrrrr i need 2 get bak 2 my books! lolz

MAN the Cricket excitement iz 2 much 2 contain!!! have fun all...i'll come on here n there thru-out today only cuz from tomm. my Month of kaplan review classes start, which = NO online for a month or so...

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Vaishu

@vaishu14

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Posted: 14 years ago

#24

Ichaa's dresses fits ger the best.....

she has a very slim waist which looks good on saris.....

that the waist chain😳😳😳😳😳

it looks good on ichaa only😳😳😳😳

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calixto

@xavivilla

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Posted: 14 years ago

#25

Originally posted by: simran777
@JustJ - i hope so too! although i doubt it cuz if it hasn't occurred to them till yet :-/ and realistically it would've been more in place if was approached earlier na..

@xavivilla - sorry didn't mean to come off materialistic...as i am fond of her too lekin few things ex. where i wish she'd made a little stand of hers where she could've supported her Mom - that gave her birth & went thru so many struggles and is still left behind on a humiliation platform...Maa Baap da darja Rab de barabar, Tapu comes later not be4 her Mom

i like the way u reply to everyone with one comment lol 😃

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simran777

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Posted: 14 years ago

#26

*sigh~what a long day 2day...

@vaishu14 -yupp exactly! the fittingz so nice na, usually here in the states standard desi outfits feel so loose n stuff....yeah i also think the saris r more elegant on Iccha, whereas salwar kameez were cute on Tapu cuz saris give her an older look, don't u think??

@xavivilla - ji Thanks, as One comez due 1 brain cell left after matha marring w/ books all day lolz

@animalgirl - n btw Ur pics really nice hun, more professionally taken than mine yaar..

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simran777

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Posted: 14 years ago

#27

hahaaaaaa i'm going thru all my emailz as well & here'z few laugh linez on Marriages---Very apt for the current Uttraan situation lolz --lemme post below be4 i log off:

Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?

A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!

Prospective husband: "Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?"

Salesgirl: "Fiction department's on the other side, sir."

Man receives telegram: Wife dead--should be buried or cremated?

Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body, bury the ashes.

If u r married please ignore this message,

for everyone else: Happy Independence Day!

It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.

It's like asking someone, is suicide better or being murdered.

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?

It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

Man: Doc, is there any way to prolong life?

Dr: Get married.

Man: Will it help?

Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

hihihihihiiiiii

nighty nite all:)))

Harmoni

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shivani9

@shivani9

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Posted: 14 years ago

#28

Originally posted by: simran777
hahaaaaaa i'm going thru all my emailz as well & here'z few laugh linez on Marriages---Very apt for the current Uttraan situation lolz --lemme post below be4 i log off:

Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!

Prospective husband: "Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?"
Salesgirl: "Fiction department's on the other side, sir."

Man receives telegram: Wife dead--should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body, bury the ashes.

If u r married please ignore this message,
for everyone else: Happy Independence Day!

It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, is suicide better or being murdered.

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

Man: Doc, is there any way to prolong life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

hihihihihiiiiii
nighty nite all:)))
Harmoni

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Lovely tqs for sharing .., each one is unique and special..tqs again..🤣🤣🤣

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simran777

@simran777

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Posted: 14 years ago

#29

ahahaaaehheheheeee Thx homie!! i knkow i know na!!!!!;-P a harsh enlightening truth in each 1 --so now imma try to change thread name this to Enlightening Jokezzzz

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shivani9

@shivani9

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Posted: 14 years ago

#30

Originally posted by: simran777
ahahaaaehheheheeee Thx homie!! i knkow i know na!!!!!;-P a harsh enlightening truth in each 1 --so now imma try to change thread name this to Enlightening Jokezzzz

Awesome👏👏👏👏👏

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