DC article this week on TV

Dekha aapne how our TV channels gave full takkar to all saas-bahu-sajish serials with their coverage of the Shashi-Sunanda love story? It was awesome! But, hai-hai, before we could get some real masala about their ishq-vishq, hamare sachche aur senior politicians ne story ka "the end" hi kar diya. Not fair yaar. Agar hamare TV walle Ichcha ke ek stupid slap ko three days tak drag kar sakte hain, couldn't the Shashi-Sunanda story have been dragged for at least four-five days?

Anyway, TV ke itihaas main Ichcha's slap on Tapasya's golu-molu cheeks will go down as the most-anti-cipated slap since women realised the significance of slaps. Oof! That Ichcha toh bored the chaddies off me with her game of Batao batao, kisne likha hai yeh khat?
But Ichcha is not the only slow coach on Colors. That Bindiya in Bhagyavidhata is worse. So sweetly and for so long that Vinay has been trying to tell her that he loves her, but bewakoof Bindiya is just not getting it. When his bhaiyya was trying to explain the main-main properties of prem ' phone ka intezaar karna, stupids ki tarah smile marna, walk ki jagah skipping karna, etcetera ' Vinay was flashing his dimples so cutely that even Punpunwalli got it, but not Bindiya. Duffer. Before Punpunwalli starts her tandav again, I hope that we get to see at least one cute si pappi-jhappi.

Pappis and jhappies se yaad aaya, did you see hot-hot sizzling-sizzling scene between Alekh and Sadhana on Bidai (Star Plus). These two are very clever. They know that their hippo mummyji is not going to stay quiet for long, so before she could piss on their khushiyaan, they quickly went ahead and had a perfect suhaag raat. Smart thinking.
But in 12/24 Karol Bagh (Zee), no one is smart enough to figure out how to get rid of that cretin Bhalla. Hai! That kamina actually told Simiji about spending one night with him and all that. I toh am hoping that Simiji says yes, and while vile Bhalla is waiting all excited, she lets in that hippo mummyji with lipstick, Vasundhara Rajvansh, into his room and locks the door. Forget sleeping. One look at her and uske toh saare excited hormones will start committing suicide one by one.