This ia fun post no offense to anyone
2 am
Fateh sitting on his bed feeling restless couldnt sleep
Tejo sleeping soundly
He looked at her thinking
Khud chen sey so rehi hai aur meri neend haram kardi in dono behnon ney
Aek teref sali dusri aur gherwali
Aek emotional attyachar karti hai jiju jiju bulakey dusri space attyachar karti hai mera bed mera shower meri almari bol bol key
Karun toh kya karun
8am
Fateh called his friend for help , his friend asked him which problem u want to solve first. One sali and one gherwali
Fateh said gherwali first
Friend said for marital issues i cant help u better u consult a pandit. They can check ur horoscope and suggest sulotion
Fateh asked his friend why pandit why not psychiatric
Fateh friend said coz pandit is the one who got u married,
What an intelligent friend
10am
Fateh goes to a nearby temple and asked the pandit
Fateh ; namaste panditji
Pandit , namaste beta
Fateh sad ; bahut parishan hun
Pandit curious : kya parishani hai
Fateh : gharwali sey parishan hun
Pandit excited : kon si wali
Fateh confused : matlab
Pandit: gherwali do hoti hai; aek sindoor wali dusri bed wali
Fateh shocked : bed wali matlab
Pandit ; bedwali vo hai jo apkey ghar mey kaam karti hai
Fateh relieved : woh toh kaam wali hai
Pandit ; nehin vo bhi gherwali hi hai
Fateh confused : irrrk kaisey
Pandit ; kyun key vo ghar mey kaam karti hai.
Fateh puzzled but replied : sindoor wali
Pandit excited : sindoor wali key sath kya masla hai zera betaiyeh:
Fateh : kuch nehin panditji bas merey pey bhari ped rehi hai
Meaning becoming a burden for him
Pandit ; bhari ped rehi hai
Fateh sad : pucho mat bahut ziada bhari ped rehi hai
Pandit : kitney kilogram ki hai ?
Fateh shocked : kya?
Pandit repeated: vejhen kitna hai?
Fateh : peta nehin , kabhi uthaya hi nehin
Pandit : phir to bahut bedi problem hai
Fateh confused ; vo kaisey
Pandit ; maharishi keyte hain ki agar peti ney biwi ko nehin uthaya na toh ulta biwi unko utha deti hai
Fateh nervous : irrk matlab
Pandit ; uper bhagwan ji key pas bhij va deti hai
Fateh very nervousv: toh mey kya karun
Pandit excited ; beta dont worry i solve ur problem ok
Mujhey peta hai apki problem kya hai
Fateh relief and happy : tq panditji u are my saviour
Pandit : welcome ji solution bhi acha wala dunga first class because ur problem is a very small problem
Fateh excited : yeh mera horoscope hai
He handed a piece of paper
Pandit; not required
Fateh ; why
Pandit ; i know what is ur problem already
Fateh happy ; ok
Thinking this pandit is very intelligent
Pandit : sab sey pehle toh aap yeh betaiyeh ki aap jab apna pati dharam nibhatey hain toh aap uper hotey hain ya phir nichey?,,
Means position during consummation
Fateh confused: main samjha nehin
Pandit explain with a wide smile : dekho bahut aasan hai
Agar appki biwi 70 kilo key nichey hain toh ap usko uper rekh sektey ho aur agar 70 kilo key uper hui toh ap usko nichey rakh sektey ho,
Fateh confused and interrupted : kya
Pandit comtinued , 70 kilo key uper agar hui toh nichey rakhna hi sehi hoga nehin toh unka bharipen apki saas key uper bhari ped sekta hai aur vo apko sidha uper bhijwa sekti hai
Meaning her weight will be a burden to ur breath if she is 70 kg and above and placed on top so much so that she will send u to heaven
Pandit : yehi apki solution hai
Fateh confused tried to speak but
pandit interrupted ; aap soch rehey hongey key mujhey apki problem ki solution itni jaldi kaisey mil geyi
Fateh still confused : irrrk haan
Pandit grinned : experience sey
Fateh still confusedv: irrrk experience ?
Pandit grinning , haan merey pas bahut experience hai
Fateh still confused : irrrk kaisey
Pandit : pehle ap betau apney aaj tak kitney ladoo khai,?
Fateh very confused : irrk kaun sey waley normal ya motichoor ??
Pandit grinning : vo waley nehin dusrey waley
Fateh confused like hell : irrrk kaunsey waley
Pandit grinning widely with an eye wink : aurat waley
Fateh understood : only one
Pandit laughed : humney toh bahut kaye hain
Fateh smiled : vo isliye apki shadi ko toh bahut saal hogeya na par meri to abhi kuch din pehle hi hui hai
Pandit laughed loudly : isliye toh apkey pas experience kam hai na , bhari biwi nehin sambal li jati
Fateh confused again thinking what is he talking about
Pandit continued talking and laughing: pucho humney kitney khai
Fateh very very very confused nervous and puzzled : irrk kitney
Pandit laughing pointing to his fingers saying proudly ; das ladoo
Fateh extremely shocked and shaken ; kya ??? Apki das biwi hai
Pandit laughing louder : das biwi nehin, sirf aek biwi hi hai
Fateh confused and nervous like hell : irrrk. Aap ney kyun bola das ladoo kaye hain
Pandit laughing loudly : aek sindoor wali baki bed wali
Fateh ran as fast as he could got into his car and drove off full speed never looking back
MORAL OF THE STORY
BEWARE OF LUNATIC PANDITS COZ THEY COULD DRIVE U CRAZIER THAN UR WIVES
Mannat Har Khushi Paane Ki
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